Comments on: “Journey to the Center of the Patch” http://www.eastsidepatch.com/2010/01/%e2%80%9cjourney-to-the-center-of-the-patch%e2%80%9d/ Landscape Design & Garden Blog Sat, 04 Feb 2012 03:03:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: ESP http://www.eastsidepatch.com/2010/01/%e2%80%9cjourney-to-the-center-of-the-patch%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-774 ESP Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:15:23 +0000 http://www.eastsidepatch.com/?p=5197#comment-774 I am thinking that I answer all my comments like this from now on, you know, get a reputation as the mad blogger that limericks his replies! Too funny. ESP. I am thinking that I answer all my comments like this from now on, you know, get a reputation as the mad blogger that limericks his replies! Too funny.
ESP.

]]> By: Germi http://www.eastsidepatch.com/2010/01/%e2%80%9cjourney-to-the-center-of-the-patch%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-773 Germi Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:03:17 +0000 http://www.eastsidepatch.com/?p=5197#comment-773 ESP! I believe history has been made! I'm sure you are the first person ever to have written a sonnet telling the tale of a gardener and the stinkhorns that bedevil her. I think there is another book in your future, after the children's book - a tome of frightening garden fairy tales. I am HONORED! A Poem! Maybe the demonic beasts have some value afterall ... as smelly disturbing horrifying literary muses! swelling w/ pride, G.! ESP!
I believe history has been made! I’m sure you are the first person ever to have written a sonnet telling the tale of a gardener and the stinkhorns that bedevil her. I think there is another book in your future, after the children’s book – a tome of frightening garden fairy tales.
I am HONORED!
A Poem!
Maybe the demonic beasts have some value afterall … as smelly disturbing horrifying literary muses!
swelling w/ pride,
G.!

]]> By: ESP http://www.eastsidepatch.com/2010/01/%e2%80%9cjourney-to-the-center-of-the-patch%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-772 ESP Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:12:12 +0000 http://www.eastsidepatch.com/?p=5197#comment-772 There was a young lady named G, a gardening fanatic was she, she lived in LA and was planting away, when a whiff of all whiffs turned her head. <em>(okay work with me here) </em> A stinkhorn had risen once more, from an egg like a phalli it soared, first one then two, it just knew what to do, to drive poor Germi indoors. <em>(c) eastsidepatch 2010</em> :-) There was a young lady named G,
a gardening fanatic was she,
she lived in LA and was planting away,
when a whiff of all whiffs turned her head. (okay work with me here)

A stinkhorn had risen once more,
from an egg like a phalli it soared,
first one then two, it just knew what to do,
to drive poor Germi indoors.

(c) eastsidepatch 2010 :-)

]]> By: Germi http://www.eastsidepatch.com/2010/01/%e2%80%9cjourney-to-the-center-of-the-patch%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-771 Germi Fri, 05 Feb 2010 07:36:46 +0000 http://www.eastsidepatch.com/?p=5197#comment-771 Oh yes. I'm afraid the winds did whisper the hideous truth to you - I had yet ANOTHER 'eruption' - this one ... (oh, horrors) ... bifurcated. Yes. Two 'horns' popping out of one gelatinous 'egg'. It was too much. I couldn't even photograph it, it was THAT awful. I could only turn my back on it and do a banishing gesture. I'm thinking that maybe all of this attention I've been giving the stinkhorns have made the Mycelium a bit of a fame-whore. I have to be indifferent to the impudent phalli - no matter how distressing they are - just to show the Mother Fungus that she can't use me as a stepping stone to blog fame. I am no fungus' doormat! Here I go again, ever the bloghog! G.! (again!) Oh yes. I’m afraid the winds did whisper the hideous truth to you – I had yet ANOTHER ‘eruption’ – this one … (oh, horrors) … bifurcated. Yes. Two ‘horns’ popping out of one gelatinous ‘egg’. It was too much. I couldn’t even photograph it, it was THAT awful. I could only turn my back on it and do a banishing gesture. I’m thinking that maybe all of this attention I’ve been giving the stinkhorns have made the Mycelium a bit of a fame-whore. I have to be indifferent to the impudent phalli – no matter how distressing they are – just to show the Mother Fungus that she can’t use me as a stepping stone to blog fame. I am no fungus’ doormat!
Here I go again, ever the bloghog!
G.! (again!)

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