April 2010

“One Too Many Beers”

“Honestly officer I have only had a few ales”  (Withnail and I, 1997)

The beers I am referring to are my root beer plants…Hoja santa, the name hoja santa means “sacred leaf” in Spanish and ancient Naboo. I really like this plant but watch out, it has the most amazing root system that will run staggering distances underground. I have even had it travel under an expanse of concrete to emerge in an island bed. Oh yes, give this plant plenty of room to maneuver! It will spread for many years, over an extensive area, and I do mean extensive.

This is the scene over the fence right now in my neighbors side yard…errr…oops!

These plants were already in the ground when we purchased our house so I cannot be blamed for this invasion, and I actually really like it.

By the end of the summer these plants will totally fill this entire area, on both sides of the fence…Score!  Lucky for me this house is a rental property with a garden that nobody has ever tended, so these root beer plants really help to extend the visual boundary of the Patch, and in addition, help hide the adjacent house.


This week the insects and butterflies have been filtering back into the ESPatch as we have started to warm up...

Checkered White,

Pontia protodice


This one is a female tucking into some verbena nectar. Whites are not terribly common around Austin, this is the first one I have managed to capture in the Patch, and it was a beauty.

In the spring the Checkered White shows up for a brief time.  The female has many dark gray markings, which gives the “checkered” appearance. Whites have a spicy palette, they love mustard plants, pepper weed, pepper-grass, radish etc, you get the picture.

As busy as a bee?  They are working overtime right now…

…this one lingered on an African hosta for hours today.

This grey hairstreak

Strymon melinus


also took advantage of the hosta blooms.

See if you can guess what bloom the next image will end up being…

This disturbing scene reminds me of that disgusting alien/dog scene from the movie “The Thing.”  I know you remember that one,  I will spare you a graphic picture…this time.

“Ach, a canna look at it mun, tae many bad memories ye ken.”

Who would have thought these writhing intestines would end up looking like this!  K-Boom!…Dwarf bottle-brush blooms.

This red also caught my attention, its wizened carcass encapsulating an amazing red mountain laurel jewel.

On a fresher note the Inland Sea Oats are just starting to form their seed heads…




…and my sago returns from the dead.  I had to cut all the fronds on this sago after last winter’s freeze, a freeze that has claimed the life of my treasured Mexican lime tree.

There it is in all of its brown and crusty, leafless glory on the right.

“The tree of limes, has been destroyed!” (Naboo elder addressing kinsmen)

The only growth that has emerged is located low down on the tree’s trunk…not a good sign.  I reluctantly trudged to my shed for my hand saw to perform the sad decapitation.  I decided to leave the root-ball and this new growth at the base for scientific purposes only…just to see what it will do, I am curious.

On a brighter note, I do have some tiny new growth pushing up on my pine-cone cactus.  You can see from the “shedding anole” look, that this cactus has also endured an acute hardship this past winter.

Other notables this week…

Declining purple iris looking veryart nouveau, the cobweb completing the old-fashioned scene.

I have no idea what these tiny musical notations are! Do you? I would love to know.

These pearly-white orbs were hanging from one of my Giant Timber Bamboo limbs, they were so tiny my camera could not understand what I was trying to capture…amazing…some form of tiny chrysalis perhaps?  I tried tapping them with a glockenspiel hammer, not a sound.

This soldier fly was getting ready to dive into my compost bin below to lay it’s nasty but compost-necessary eggs...(knee completely dislocates sending left foot sideways and up into a high trajectory into side of skull).

Fatsia japonica going completely berserk, I was surprised these plants came through the winter totally unscathed, in fact I think they liked it.

As I think did this Sedum potosinum. This small plant would fit right into the alien bioluminescent world of Pandora.

Finally…

 

 

 

 

The waves continue to build on my feather grasses…

“I would bait-up and drop a line of pots immediately in those feather grasses ESP, let them soak for 48 hours”

I followed the crew of the Cornelius Marie’s advice and landed the strangest looking opilio crab manipulating in his pincers a bakugan of all things!

Staying in the water, I was clearing out some oxygenation plants from my pond when I saw this shiny gastropod slithering along on top of a lily-pad. The largest water snail I have witnessed to date, measuring a staggering three inches in length…

what?

 

 

Oh yes, there is no escaping one last image of my favorite combination of late…Gaura surfing a feather grass tsunami.


Stay Tuned for:

“Chicken and Hell-Strips”


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“Show yourself, we know who you really are, no point in pretending to be a daisy any longer”…

The Men in Blackfoot daisies turned up in the Patch shortly after my eldest snapped this shot in the sky, not being a conspiracy theorist or UFO advocate, I was initially skeptical of her proud “Its an alien, it’s an alien” claim…but then I decided to look at the picture in more detail, in fact, a lot more detail.

I downloaded a premium digital enhancement program online and zoomed into the pixels faster than Captain Picard could say…

“Pull my finger number one”.

 

I was shocked to see what the image revealed…

 

 

I zoomed in 1000 percent:

I zoomed in 2000 percent:

And at maximum magnification I was shocked to see this “Grey” staring back at me out of one of the UFO’s portholes.  He appeared to be scouring our planet with somewhat envious eyes.

“Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.”

Enough nonsense.

This week in the Patch my two strawberries ripened and were devoured immediately. I grew a single strawberry plant this year just for this moment.  The hobbits have been following this plants progression from flower to green fruit, to blush and finally to a ripe red…well almost ripe fruit.  They could not believe it when I said today “go ahead, pick them”, as I have been constantly telling them not to bruise them and touch them as they developed!  They both looked at me with a “is he serious” expression, as though they were getting away with something… then quickly knelt to pick the fruit, fearful that I might suddenly change my mind!

The strawberries were gone instantly…

…even though they were still a little sour apparently!

Sour they might have been but nothing tastes better then something you have waited and waited for.  My next vegetable experiment for them?  Eggplants…  more on this later.

Can you tell I like Mexican feather grass?

The slightest breeze in the patch makes you feel as though you are at sea. This grass adds so much animation and graceful movement to a landscape…

It lines my pathways…

it creates natural theatrical curtains, for who else, but a center stage sotol.

It contrasts great with spikey plants like this soft leafed yucca, but one of my favorite combinations…

has to be feather grass and Gaura

Gaura lindheimeri


I have the white and the pink cultivars. This plant moves around as much as the grasses hence one of its common names: “whirling butterflies”, and if you look real close you will see that the panicles on the feather grass pick up on the pink/purple coloration of the gaura blooms. (Adjusts nerdy glasses)

Oh yes I will be dotting many more gaura around these grasses for quite some time to come. Did I mention how tough this little plant is?

Another new combination I am itching to get going is…

Gulf Coast penstemon and artemesia.  I think this should make a great combination, the penstemon being the perfect height to rise out and above the silver artemesia.

Moving on…

The Prince of the inland sea-oats is straining to keep his pale head above them all.

A toadstool spore some how managed to develop high up on the wooden ladder into my post oak tree.  I am surprised that the ESP witches have not used it yet in one of their hideous spells.

The color on the leaves of this African Hosta

Drimiopsis maculata


is quite eye-catching right now.

The African Hosta is a native of Africa, but it is not technically a true hosta. The advantages of this plant over it’s more well-known namesake, is that it holds up to our hot, Texas climate. During cold snaps, it will freeze to the ground, but when things warm up in the Spring, the fresh new leaves will have a distinct mottled look like this one.  The leaves become more evenly colored as it matures.

I unearthed this colony of pill bugs today, I was about to ignore them when I happened to notice the intricate markings on their armor.

I was told by a Naboo elder that the story of the entire universe is written on the backs of pill bugs. He told me that each plate hieroglyph is unique and if you laid out all the pill bugs on the planet in exactly the right order, on the blank pages of a rather huge book, there would be a coded message that would liberate and save the entire human species.  Who am I to argue? And what better creature to carry the message through the ages than the ancient Armadillidium vulgare

Okay, perhaps her!


Stay Tuned for:

“One Too Many Beers”


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