As it turned out, I couldn’t.
The tooth fairy will be fluttering into the Patch tonight, let me back up a little.
She came home, sticking her tongue behind her front tooth, forcing it forward to a particularly unnatural angle (which looked completely ridiculous). She quietly asked me how I used to pull out my loose teeth when I was a kid. I barely finished telling her when she came back from the kitchen, sat beside me, reached into her mouth with a paper towel and tugged…
Not thinking she would actually go through with my “procedure”, her actions took me by complete surprise…”pop”!
I believe I was wincing more then her, the sound of her tooth exiting her gum had me up and about, involuntary performing a silly walk around my front room.
Quickly changing the subject…
After receiving a recent dowsing of rain (just shy of four inches) in classic Texas gully-washer fashion, these Gothic toadstools emerged overnight.
Calm down Bella!
This one was particularly disgusting, but I have had a lot worse in the Patch…who could forget this:
Another fast responder to the rains are the
Fatsia Japonica and
my Persian ivy.
Weeds have also responded positively to a “wee-nip” of the wet stuff…
I have been pulling out massive amounts of dandelions and a bunches of these
or Redstem Storks Bill (the fruit of the plant resembles a bird’s beak).
Not a bad looking weed really. The finely divided leaves and rosette growth habit are distinctive features of this winter annual weed.
I was also informed by Patricia that traditionally a leaf tea from the plant was used to induce sweating and as a diuretic. The leaves have also been put to use in the bathtub to help treat rheumatism.
Thanks for this Patricia.
Now where is my trowel?
Bluebonnets, poppies, blood-stained celosia and more weeds are battling it out in the Hellstrip
it looks like it will be a good show come the spring.
These feather grasses are in desperate need of a good grooming
and gopher plants are ready to be cut back.
The new central growth offers a good reminder of when it is time for some pruning. I generally wait until the older longer stalks start to look really bad before I attack them. Be sure to wear gloves, the sap from this plant can be quite an irritant…I found out the hard way:
Lots of purple and pinks showing up this week in the Patch…lantana and artemesia ‘Powis Castle’.
Desert trumpet blooms do not last long on the vine with snaggletooth around.
Back to the rock tumbling…snort
I am relieved to say that we have passed onto the final stage…polishing. Every time he lifts the lid to this cooler and rock tumbler he emits the same refrain: “Phew, that stinks!”…and it really does.
No need to call the authorities, this is the aluminum oxide polish going into the drum.
and here are the rounded stones pre-polishing.
Now to wait yet another ten days, it is a long process this rock tumbling business and it is testing my patience almost as much as “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner”…I said almost.
I will leave you with this image outside a restaurant in east Austin:
Chickens going to roost.
Stay Tuned for:
“Peas in a Pod”
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