I thought I would start on somewhat of a bright note before embarking on my traditionally drawn-out epic moan about August in Texas.
Finally I managed to catch my
More commonly known as the golden barrel cactus or more humorously the Mother-in-Law’s cushion. Native to Central Mexico this cactus is a popular cacti in cultivation but strangely rare and critically endangered in the wild.
Barrels on the top of the Getty Museum, LA.
As I said, I was all ready for a good old moan along the lines of blah blah, so hot, blah, no rain in sight…tongue stuck to outside of face, Mars blah, when would you believe it…
We got some August rain!
A very rare and much needed event.
I think I can safely say that this loquat was ready for a dram or two of the wet stuff,
and a yellowing whale’s tongue can never be a healthy sign.
The least said about this pine cone cactus the better,
a very peculiar cactus indeed.
I have pushed the garden really hard this year, offering up a bucket full of additional water only when a plant was clearly on the brink of death.
There have been casualties, especially with some younger plants, but on the whole most plants have bucked the heat and dry conditions very well. Heavy seaweed and fish emulsions late spring and a more aggressive then usual pruning regimen also helped.
As a last ditch attempt to stay alive this satsuma has started to prematurely drop fruit, hopefully the rain will turn this process around.
Although it can probably do to lose a few satsumas here and there to alleviate some of the burden on its limbs.
The fallen fruit was quickly scooped up,
and juiced in an extremely unhygienic kitchen.
The unanticipated rain replenished stock tanks,
and revived foliage.
I caught this little camouflaged anole drying himself on a pride of Barbados seedpod.
Rain always causes this Alphonse Karr bamboo to lean and roll, a great clumping privacy bamboo.
This giant timber bamboo (my arch nemesis) has returned with vigor after being cut completely back to the ground.
I no longer recommend planting this bamboo as it is prone to freezing if we have a harsh winter. I have systematically removed five of these massive plants from the Patch breaking numerous pick axes, shovels and tendons.
Note: A rock bar is the best tool for extraction and the general chipping away at the massive tap root.
Some people like the blooms on this tap-rooted perennial herb, not me, in fact I think that I can honestly state that I have yet to find one redeeming attribute to make me think twice before dabbing some double concentrate glyphosate all over this plant’s sharp stem, furry leaves and obnoxious flowers.
So what if the root of the plant was chewed and applied as a poultice to snake bites by the medicine men of old.
And so what if the Zuni chewed the tap root of the plant and placed the maceration into a tooth cavity to ease the pain (Stevenson 1915). In Sonora, Mexican folk healers used the plant, calling it buena mujer, to treat fits of sneezing (Martinez 1969).
The tomato-like fruits were also utilized to treat constipation, (imagine that), by either eating them or boiling them and then drinking a thick concoction (Jones 1931).
Hmm, perhaps I have been a little harsh on this plant, after all it does put out endless amounts of blooms and requires not a solitary drop of water. I have heard that the plant can look very attractive when planted (or allowed to spread en mass) in xericscape designs…
…Oh who am I kidding, there is a reason that in South Africa it is known as satansbos or
“Satan’s Bush” in Afrikaans
Warning: Berries and all parts of this plant are poisonous, naturally.
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