Birds

“Seeds & Weeds”

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Aw come on!

I think I can safely say I have had a few stray seeds blow in to this area of late…one has been especially prolific this year:

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Wild carrots!

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What I did not know until writing this post was that wild carrots

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are actually baby Queen Anne’s Lace plants, and the carrot / taproot is completely edible.

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A word of warning though, Queen Anne’s Lace has a rather lethal doppelganger…poison hemlock, which if mistakenly ingested causes this to happen:

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followed by immediate death.

How do you tell them apart?

Poison Hemlock

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has purple or black spots on a smooth stem whereas Queen Anne’s Lace has a hairy, completely green stem.

In ancient Greece, hemlock was used to poison condemned prisoners.

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He drank the contents as though it were a draught of wine.

The most famous victim of hemlock poisoning is the philosopher Socrates. After being condemned to death for impiety and corrupting the young men of Athens, in 399 BC, Socrates was given a potent infusion of the hemlock plant.

This account is only slightly disturbing! :

Coles’ Art of Simpling: ‘If Asses chance to feed much upon Hemlock, they will fall so fast asleep that they will seeme to be dead, in so much that some thinking them to be dead indeed have flayed off their skins, yet after the Hemlock had done operating they have stirred and wakened out of their sleep, to the griefe and amazement of the owners.’

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Talking of feeding upon things,

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when the loquats fruit like they have this year, it is a sweet bounty for all manner of creatures.

DSC01119Squirrels, birds, insects…

DSC01075we even jumped into the fray with a time consuming loquat cobbler.

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“Cobbler?”

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This NERIUM oleander ‘Hardy Red’ has been blooming for weeks now.

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It has grown so large with the rains that it is receiving a regular pruning to keep it from totally obscuring the sidewalk. I recently witnessed a pedestrian performing a sideways limbo to get past it from my living room window.

Right in front of the oleander I noticed this opportunist growing out of a crack in the concrete.

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Staying in the front of the Patch,

IMG_0244bamboo muhly and soft leaf yucca make great companions.

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Later in the day our front door burst open with a force that brought back odd memories, http://www.eastsidepatch.com/2009/09/dude-wheres-my-car/

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“Dad, Dad quick, you need to see this!

Swinging around the front of the house he pointed skyward.

DSC01125A very large Great horned owl complete with glowing orange eyes and a storybook hoot.

mocking birdsI managed to get a couple of shaky shots in before a panicking pair of mocking birds, no doubt with a nest close by, started screaming and dive bombing the owl. It slowly turned and with a few beats of its wings it was gone.

Talking of wings.

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I assume this Giant Leopard Moth (with not so giant wings) is in the process of metamorphosis?

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Finally:

I will leave with a recent design and installation I have completed.

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This one had a significant slope to deal with and overall it felt a little claustrophobic due to narrow pathways and funneling gates. There were also some significant clumps of Nandina that were first on my list for termination,

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followed quickly by the existing fence.

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The front lacked order and getting from the front door to the side door needed definition.

Here are a couple of visuals I used to communicate the broad strokes of the design:

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A ga-ga pit was introduced by the client becoming a main feature of the scheme.

Ga-ga is believed to have been brought to the United States by Israeli counselors working at Jewish summer camps. It was played as early as the mid-1960s. Children often learn about ga-ga through summer camps across Canada and the United States, with varying sizes and shapes of pits…let the work commence!

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Determining position and scale…framing begins and area is prepped.

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The final pit surrounded by Oklahoma flagstone and varying sizes of river rock.

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The front steps were taken out and replaced with a wider solution.

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Where the red chairs are I introduced a small gallery deck for the ga-ga pit – visually tying the two structures together and expanding the front porch.

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On the right side the driveway was widened and a new limestone dry-stack retaining wall constructed.

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Stay Tuned For:

“The Mona Leveridge”

 

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“A Very Big Mistake”

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Houston…we are a go for ignition.

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These explosive clouds were fitting as we were up close to some rather large rocket engines at the NASA Space Center in Houston recently.

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It always amazes me how much hardware is involved,

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fuzes, cabling, flux capacitors.

It looks like the back of my TV.

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Oh yes, we were back in familiar Griswold territory…

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We even took a lame space shuttle simulator ride into orbit,

which turned out to be a very big mistake.

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Being the first to embark the simulator we waited and waited until the attendants had squeezed enough people into the already confined space to make it feel really uncomfortable…hmm, perhaps they were simulating the cramped conditions in space? 

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The two doors finally closed sending the temperature inside the capsule sky-rocketing (ahem 1) to what could only be described as atmospheric re-entry conditions, oh yes it was really uncomfortable now and we had not even reached orbit yet.

index2I glanced down at my daughter sitting beside me to see how she was holding up, she looked back up at me with wide-eyed distress, a green clammy complexion and a fake smile.

I also noticed she had some subtle facial twitches going on.

fat-bastardAdd to the mix a perfusion of body odors, a fusing together of a myriad of personal hygiene and hair products and the fact we were all being shunted around on unconvincing hydraulics whilst looking at a graphical simulation that was a world away (ahem 2) from anything close to resembling high definition.

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Oh yes, I was at the end of my endurance tether and ready to hit the emergency ‘Houston we have a problem’ button.

o-HAND-SANITIZER-facebookI would have aborted the ride if it were not for the fact we must have spent a grand total of 15 seconds in ‘orbit’ before our premature rattling decent back to earth,

but you certainly didn’t hear me complaining.

The doors opened up, everybody inhaled fresh oxygen and walked down the stairwell adjusting their garments whilst grumbling and mumbling about paying $7 for ‘that’.

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We did get to see a mock up of the NASA’s next generation ‘Orion’ spacecraft.

Orion’s first flight test, called Exploration Flight Test-1, will launch this year atop a Delta IV Heavy rocket from Cape Canaveral.  The green arrow indicates where the crew module is located on the launch vehicle.

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Back on the ground in the Patch:

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Feather grasses are now waning,

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their seed heads are already matting and falling over under their weight.

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He rolled the seeds up

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and then kept rolling. 

When I mentioned that under no circumstances should the seedball be planted as the resulting monster feather grass would most certainly consume our house and we would have to cut a tunnel through it to get in our front door…

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…well they didn’t hesitate.

The first purple martin scouts arrived this week.

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This one spent the entire day battling with aggressive sparrows (as they do every year) that had already set up permanent camp in the nest-box.

I had another much stranger bird encounter this week,

straight out of Wallace & Gromit…

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I was driving down Cesar Chavez, as you do, when I noticed a small bobbing head down next to my wiper. It kept emerging then disappearing under the hood of the truck.

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Poor little guy must have fallen out of it’s nest.

Staying with birds:

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 Desert Bird of Paradise

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is a relative newcomer to the Patch. I planted this one last year in poor sandy soil and it liked it. I was also surprised that it pulled through the freezes with ease.

This plant looks great paired with the dark backdrop and contrasting broad tropical foliage of loquat, a combination I will be replicating.

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Another toxic plant gets established in the Patch.

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I do not remember this Mountain Laurel ever looking this healthy, perhaps it is making up for a poor bloom year.

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Apart from occasionally hacking back of the rosemary the front of the Patch thrives on neglect and relies mostly on foliage,

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though larkspur really livened it up under the vitex tree this year.

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Stay Tuned For:

“Uncle Wiggily wants his Ovaltine”

 

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