Silvers

Austin Powers?

 

This Sabal Palm took a bit of a beating when the city came through our street to clear foliage away from the overhead wires.

This was the first time the city have done this since we moved to East Austin over 20 years ago. It was either a stupid hair-cut, or they were going to cut down the whole thing!

I assume the now decapitated palm will push out new center growth when it breaks dormancy, we will see.

Further down the street, this pittosporum was sliced in half by the same crew to reveal this elegant pole.

I won’t bother posting what all the crepe myrtles ended up looking like…you already know.

After the brutal pruning came the brutal Freeze.

Monday, 15th Feb, 1am – the power goes out in the Patch.

Little did we know we were going to remain without power for the next four freezing days and nights!

Our old uninsulated 1890’s house was built and positioned for maximum airflow, to keep it cool in the summer. It’s cold inside our house when temperatures dip below freezing, even with the heater on!

“Arrr and let me tellest ye Winslow, when the wind came down from the north that eve, and the following eves, rattling the shutters, the cold creeping into ye bones, all was dark, all was lost in the Patch.”

“Boredom Makes Men To Villains.”

“Spock…our life support systems are down, our technology rendered useless, we have got to get out of here…got to get…somewhere warmer…”

Going to bed had become a life and death affair.

She looks like she is smiling, in fact, that was the expression she wore as her face froze the first night of the outage, her birthday.

You could see your breath inside the house.

This old Coleman Lantern and a hot water bottle from my youth provided some light and warmth. It uplifted our spirits a couple of hours each night. Well that, and a very nice Scotch I had forgotten about in my old hipflask.

Unlike many, thankfully we did not lose water or gas to our stove. Unfortunately, our oven had an electric ignition, so that was rendered useless.

Having a bath was also not a viable option.

It snowed.

It iced.

It snowed some more.

It is ironic we couldn’t really enjoy it, because we were just too cold.

Though we did venture out everyday for a walk.

During the day it was warmer outside, than inside the house.

Snowboarding the Eastside!

We spent many hours in the car, a major source of heat and device charging. I grew up in many cold environments and old houses in Scotland, but for the record, this was the coldest and darkest escapade of my life.

It all became too much for my Desert Willow…the first casualty of many I fear.

Arizona Cypress ‘blue ice’ living up to its name.

Hours past into days, days passed into weeks…etc., etc.

“How long have we been in this house?

Five weeks?

Two days?

Help me recollect.”

By the end of the 4 days things were pretty grim hygienically, morally and food wise.

Then pop! On came the lights, and a few days after that…the thaw.

Who says we don’t have fall color in Central Texas…we do now!

I also have a lot of oozing and fizzing going on courtesy of my fleshy plants.

The Sago Palms new coloration looks amazing, even more tropical looking then when it’s green! The background variegated pittosporum has already began to defoliate as a lot of plants will do in the weeks ahead. Just what I need, more leaves to clean up.

We wont know the full damage of course until the Spring, but I can safely say things have looked a lot ‘better’ in the Patch.

“Would you like some blackened citrus or rosemary to go with your catfish sir?”

The barrels and tongues baring the scars of the icy ordeal.

As for me,

I will summarize that frigid week and my general demeanor at the end of it in one image:

Stay Tuned For:

“Post Agricultural Apocalypse”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hairy Roger

The last time I posted, this cactus must have been a pup!

Yes it has been that long…so long in fact that in the interim WordPress changed its page editor on me and moved all my tools around.

Gutenbergers!

Where to start…where to start?

 

It has been so long that Loki is now pushing-on the size of Kumo especially clad in her winter coat.

She now uses him as a warm, funky-smelling cushion on our colder nights.

At 10 months Loki is already dominating the patch and keeping the dove and squirrel population firmly at bay.

No complaints from me.

I just hope she doesn’t challenge the local urban fox like she did the other night…that was a screaming match.

I always open the door very slowly to let her in the house at this point, no telling what unfortunate creature may be dangling from her mouth…oh yes.

On an equally gross note my satsuma tree put out an equally disgusting array of bile fruit (as per the annual norm). I do like the winter color they put on though which is the main reason I grow them.

At least that is what I keep telling myself.

As usual I bribed my daughter into some satsuma ‘sampling’, it is now an annual Patch tradition after all and one that never fails to have me in stitches.

“Same as last year Dad…err, disgusting?!”.

You never know, one of these years they might just be sweet and delicious instead of generating unsavory faces akin to the infamous Montreal escargot tasting of 2017, but I highly doubt it.

The tranquil view of a nice sunset is somewhat diminished with a rather large refrigerator lurking around in the landscape and luckily for me it was bulk pick up week. Yes, it was finally time for her to leave for probably less greener pastures.

Eager to stay where she had been for the last 9 months she had one more fight left in her…

…Stupid Refrigerator.

The end of an era.

Or is it?

Now we get to look at the backside of it from our front windows for a few days.

The fridge that just keeps giving.

Staying with major domestic appliances for a moment, we no longer have to go outside (or fight with a tarp) to use our washer and dryer. Oh no, we now have this smart stackable ‘indoor’ solution…

The sheer luxury.

These two Texas sages

Leucophyllum frutescens

have been getting leggier and leggier over the years, it was time for some drastic hook-saw action.

“Owf with their Heads!”

Now to wait and see what happens.

I have read that Cenizo does not respond at all well to heavy pruning.

I think leaving but a few feet of stump sticking out of the ground qualifies as heavy pruning. Worst case I will replant, but I am curious to see what happens and how they will respond to their brutal decapitations.
That adjacent yucca is next on my pruning list, it drives me crazy when there is dead growth hanging down like that.

 

This one is quite tall and requires some help from a cedar stump to support a spiraling trunk.

Moving Along…

Wheel-barrows full of turf?
Dirt trenches and lots of running back and forth? It can mean only one thing…

Another client ‘Normandy Phase’ was well under way.

This time the war-zone was a large back garden in Austin. The goal was to blend some hardscaping and plantings around the house and introduce a water element while nibbling away at the overall turf coverage (turferage).

Pallets of oversized Oklahoma flagstone were dropped at the front of the property and hauled to the back on dollies…a very time consuming activity. I like to use the natural edge of the flagstone to define planting beds or contouring around turf areas, eliminating the need for any additional and superfluous edging materials that always look unnatural in a landscape.

The good people at https://hillcountrywatergardens.com/ drilled a hole through this attractive moss boulder to create a low-level, naturalistic water feature off the back deck.

Here it is up and ‘running’:

The water feature uses rain water collection tanks to top up levels in the hot months. Cafe river rock was mostly used to hide the water collection basin and was in keeping with the natural color palette of the scheme.

Lighting courtesy of
Steve Serum at keepinitgreenaustin
was also introduced to illuminate the area and to broadcast up into the distant oak trees.

Turfstone was used to form a connecting pathway at the back of the garage and to aid drainage. A steel barrier was needed here to hold back the turf and soil.

I will leave you with this very bizarre Opuntia know as Pricklypear (opuntia engelmannii) or fondly known as the ‘Hairy Roger’.

This is on my most wanted list. I would love to grow a hairy 10ft version of this like my regular opuntia tree.

 

On that note,

Stay Tuned For:

“Fire-pits & Giggles”

 

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