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“Wail of a Weekend”

Kids at grandparents…check

Photo ID…check

Uniform…check

Bagpipes…check, hmm not quite?

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We were off with the Silver Thistle Pipe Band http://www.silverthistle.org/ to compete in the Capital District Scottish Games, Albany, NY but first I had to get a set of highland bagpipes through airport security as hand luggage.

Bagpipes are a tricky instrument to play and equally tricky to travel with.

Vintage sets containing ivory mounts now require extra permits, inspection fees and run the risk of confiscation and delays.

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I stood in line and privately winced as my multi-chambered set slowly rolled (with a few raised eyebrows and general chatter) through the airport x-ray security machine.

The inverted image looked like a ‘portable’ Bangalore torpedo, naturally I was pulled aside.

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Pipes, drones, tubes, tongues, zippers, stocks, valves, flaps, gussets (well it is a funny word), drone-reeds (that resemble small plastic projectiles), you name it, this instrument has it all.

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I won’t even get into the moisture control systems that reside ‘inside’ the actual bag itself.

A few “so what does this bit here do?” questions later and we were flying high.

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“och its just a moisture control system, that’s a’ it is”

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The following day we were at the games surrounded by some great weather and scenery.

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Warming up:

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Very warm at this point:

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Then it was onto the battlefield with our Medley Selection performance:

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Back down to Earth:

Remember this swash buckling opuntia?

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Well it appears all the rum and debauchery has finally taken its toll.

After witnessing it stagger uncontrollably under this bamboo muhly canopy, I found him,

grasslying face down in a pool of his own paddles.

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While the rum is taking care of my opuntia, it is the spider mites that are sucking the life out of my rosemary bushes.

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A common problem in the warmer, dry months.

Spider mites are not insects but are more closely related to other arachnids like ticks and spiders. Like spiders they produce silk from a pair of glands near the mouth.

Itching yet?

spider-miteThe silk strands allow the mite to spin down from infested to non-infested leaves and before you know it…your rosemary could look like this.

A regular blasting of water from the hose usually takes care of things and our recent rain will help, these mites hate the water.

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This front area is about to be reworked.

Small flagstones will be replaced with large slabs, brick walls will be removed and some large boulders positioned.

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Here is the area is almost prepped…but should this vitex stay or go?

I do feel like I have been polishing this particular

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for way too long.

I have hacked limbs off it for years to raise the canopy and still it grows over and onto my roof where it insists on making irritating little grinding and squealing noises as it tries to claw its way inside the house.

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Here is the side of my house after my latest frenzied attack on it…ugh.

DSC07224This poor tree already had ‘issues’ when we inherited it over a decade ago and I think they are only getting worse.

Inspirational Image of the week:

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TERRA fluxus LLC:  Design for a rooftop terrace

 

Stay Tuned For:

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“Beans Boots & Mullein”

 

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“Why is the Rum Gone?”

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Eighty degrees one day,

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selling girl scout cookies in teeshirts…

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…then ice, how the temperatures can swing in Texas.

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There was just enough accumulation on this lawn chair to eek out a couple of lame snowballs for an equally lame snowball fight.

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Which was probably a good thing.

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This is what we needed!

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Stock tanks froze over once again encapsulating lacewings that had drowned on the surface.

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No, it is not a Popsicle, Bear.

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Loquats also had a cold casing,

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and I think I can safely say my variegated gingers have seen better days,

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much better days.

Out of all the frost bitten plants in my garden the first prize for ‘most aesthetically unpleasing plant after a freeze’

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has to go to

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yes…the purple heart.

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“I just knew it was going to win Charles.”

“Yes Dear, it really is astonishingly aesthetically unpleasing .”

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Not only is this plant a mess to look at, it will most certainly attempt to cover you in purple juice during clean up as an annoying side activity.

Lets take one more look:

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The interwoven dead leaves that this soggy plant apparently ‘collects’ over time completes the award winning industrial spillage look.

Aloe also suffers in the cold,

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the softened pulp on the inside of this frozen aloe arm felt very odd and kept him entertained for all of …30 seconds.

This Mexican lime tree kept me busy for a little longer as I beat it repeatedly with a blunt instrument to remove the dead foliage. This activity had the added benefit of making me feel much better about the upcoming purple heart clean up.

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“This lime tree was repeatedly beaten around its crown and lower limbs with a blunt object Watson, isn’t it obvious? The exfoliation, the…blah, blah…purple juice on the perpetrators gardening gloves…blah, blah, blah.”

Moving Along:

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This cactus causes me to do a Sheldon laugh when I walk past it in my Hell-strip.

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It has a very distinctive Jack Sparrow swagger to it, and recently, I noticed, its first tattoo.

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And on that note…

 

Stay Tuned for:

Taking the Hobbits to Isengarden

 

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