Agaves

“Why is the Rum Gone?”

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Eighty degrees one day,

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selling girl scout cookies in teeshirts…

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…then ice, how the temperatures can swing in Texas.

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There was just enough accumulation on this lawn chair to eek out a couple of lame snowballs for an equally lame snowball fight.

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Which was probably a good thing.

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This is what we needed!

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Stock tanks froze over once again encapsulating lacewings that had drowned on the surface.

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No, it is not a Popsicle, Bear.

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Loquats also had a cold casing,

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and I think I can safely say my variegated gingers have seen better days,

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much better days.

Out of all the frost bitten plants in my garden the first prize for ‘most aesthetically unpleasing plant after a freeze’

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has to go to

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yes…the purple heart.

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“I just knew it was going to win Charles.”

“Yes Dear, it really is astonishingly aesthetically unpleasing .”

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Not only is this plant a mess to look at, it will most certainly attempt to cover you in purple juice during clean up as an annoying side activity.

Lets take one more look:

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The interwoven dead leaves that this soggy plant apparently ‘collects’ over time completes the award winning industrial spillage look.

Aloe also suffers in the cold,

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the softened pulp on the inside of this frozen aloe arm felt very odd and kept him entertained for all of …30 seconds.

This Mexican lime tree kept me busy for a little longer as I beat it repeatedly with a blunt instrument to remove the dead foliage. This activity had the added benefit of making me feel much better about the upcoming purple heart clean up.

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“This lime tree was repeatedly beaten around its crown and lower limbs with a blunt object Watson, isn’t it obvious? The exfoliation, the…blah, blah…purple juice on the perpetrators gardening gloves…blah, blah, blah.”

Moving Along:

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This cactus causes me to do a Sheldon laugh when I walk past it in my Hell-strip.

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It has a very distinctive Jack Sparrow swagger to it, and recently, I noticed, its first tattoo.

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And on that note…

 

Stay Tuned for:

Taking the Hobbits to Isengarden

 

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“Dude, he must be sweltering in that mask!”

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A werewolf I was…

well at least for a few minutes until the stinky latex mask, incessant itching and the inability to really see what was going on around me got to me, not to mention the pools of condensation that were forming on the inside of the mask and the strands of synthetic hair that kept getting into my mouth.

I think I wore the mask the best part of 45 seconds.

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Evil Morticia had the right mask-less idea.

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This reaper left a trail of death and decay wherever he wandered, one brush of his gown against this pumpkin made it grow mold, here it is now secreting nasty smelling juices all over our front porch…

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…Happy Halloween!

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Morticia and the reaper had a lot of fun gathering candy and meeting some local charismatic homeowners.

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They trick and treated past hedges with blinking eyes while I peered into the heart of the resident sago.  I now check every sago I come into contact with for gender, this tends to raise a few eyebrows I can tell you.

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They procured yet more candy under the bones of this cowboy.

I witnessed a few scary things myself walking around the neighborhood,

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this century plant made my rotting pumpkin situation seem somewhat insignificant, the base looked like a horrific accident but a glance skyward

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revealed where all that plant-energy was going.

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A massive flower spike.

It made a great crystalline silhouette.

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Although it is called a century plant these agave typically live only 10 to 30 years.

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This bamboo muhly looked very ghostly as it floated and billowed around in the twilight.

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After some insider trading on the candy exchange,

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she wasted no time in categorizing and indexing her bounty,

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she even generated a Prezi spread sheet to summarize her observations.

Snort.

Back in the Patch:

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The new house being built at the back of the Patch is starting to take shape. I am glad it is only one story.

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With all of our recent rains the plants are at the fullest they have been all year.

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Celosia are busy forming bright seed heads that will last long into the winter.

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Canna lily are still going strong in my canna and papyrus stock tank, as was this warrior at the Celtic festival.

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His favorite fighting festival.

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Kumo always finds some muhly or feather grass to lie on after a long and exhausting night of barking at the moon.

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Shhh.

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Stay Tuned for:

Deep Breath

 

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