Animals

“Blast from the Past”

I found some old photographs while I was in Scotland…and took pictures of them.

This is me, on one of the many occasions my sister took advantage of the fact that I did not really mind being taken advantage of.

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Note: Mud-pie bucket…fantastic!

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Sweet big sis…mostly ;-)

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My sister had an affinity for training animals at a young age.

This was our first dog, “Amber”.

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My dog encounters unfortunately involved receiving a lot of puncture wounds.

Amber apparently did not care too much for having her juicy bones removed involuntarily from her jaws by a small child uttering complete gibberish.

I cannot blame her.

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I had to include this photo with my cousins just because it communicates the “tolerance and general demeanor” of the average British seaside excursion…(character-building stuff a trip to the seaside : no iPhones /iPads back then).

Ah yes, I remember the days as if yesterday…freezing-cold North Sea water, crunchy sand-filled sandwiches, windbreaks, flasks of tea, and the ever-present sensation of always being just a little “too cold”, even on the hottest days of summer,

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a sensation I cannot say I have ever had in our Texas summers…

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…”Only one more planting-bed to go honey”.

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I think I must have been auditioning for a part in The Nutcracker in this one.

Note: Background windbreak.

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Moving Less Nostalgically Along:

Back in the Patch:

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More rain storms this week…and it is almost August!

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This storm front arrived packing a serious light show, thank goodness this bolt missed my post oak on the left.

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The barometer sages

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had correctly predicted the weather change once again. It is said that heavy pruning can diminish the blooms on these plants, but I have never noticed any degradation and I keep these two pruned tightly to reduce legginess and central splaying.

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These two will be getting an aggressive haircut as soon as they finish showing off,

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and the plants are not completely covered in bees and hoverflies.

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Other observations this week:

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Blue Dashers and many other dragonflies are busy posturing and performing some quite “risky” meter high antics.

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The waxy Moy Grande (Texas Star Hibiscus) has thrown out some massive blooms this week.

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On a contrasting note:

Remember these fine “cowboy toilet paper,” mullein?

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Well they are not so fine any more.

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If this is what happens to them in the summer it must have been an inconvenient and a rough

(and I do mean “rough” ahem)

few months for the cowboy on a strict bean diet.

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Enough said.

Now onto some critters:

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Stepping into this sandal would have also been an uncomfortable experience.

This is a great leopard moth caterpillar and it cast a long shadow as it quickly crossed our carpet the other night.

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It was huge.

Some friends of ours found this rhinoceros beetle,

Dynastinae

 

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They are also called elephant beetles, Hercules beetles, or Atlas beetles some of which are among the largest beetles on Earth.

This one is a male as it is sporting the “tusk” which is used for fighting both over females and for feeding sites and rites on trees, logs, and crops.

In spite of their fierce appearance, these beetles are harmless and feed only upon plant material.

Finally:

Laziness, procrastination, heat and an unwillingness to wield my pick axe resulted in a great result this week.

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After my strange yucca tumbling and sawing of the trunk at the base, it was my intention to dig out the tap root and replace the plant with something else. I even tried a shovel on it a few times but it wasn’t moving, so in the ground it stayed.

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After the rain I walked past the stump and yes there it was, not one, not two but numerous new yuccas on the rise.

…In fact, a scary amount.

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I am looking forward to seeing what will happen here.

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“Design Up-Front”

 

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Kumo appears very happy that we are back home, adorning his new and very apt collar motif.

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It did not take any time before he was under the bed pulling his guilty face, in trouble once again for soliciting underwear:

 

It is always interesting, after being away for some time, just how many changes can happen in a shot span of time in a garden.

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I had prepared before our trip by filling up my marginal stock tank plantings with water and mosquito dunks, cleaning pond filters, thinning out the Walskers (as you do) and checking on my magnificent, ahem, strobilus (you know where this is ultimately going to go), among other more menial administrative tasks involving the Naboo.

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Considering the prolonged high temperatures while we were away all the plants fared very well, a testament to the natives…and by this I am of course referring to the plants.

But there was this:

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Opening my back door I was shocked by this Yucca recurvifolia and wondered why on earth, during my absence, it had decided to try and crawl across my decomposed granite pathway to the adjacent planting bed?

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Was it the needle palm?

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Perhaps they had been planning this for weeks?

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Closer examination of the tragedy revealed that it’s trunk had snapped at the base?

Very odd.

I examined the cavity for any sign of ants, rot or weevils but found nothing, in fact the base and root structure appeared solid. I cut the plant at the tear and wrestled it painfully into a trash can to put out for city collection.

I was later reprimanded on pick-up for not putting it inside a lawn bag…now that would be a plastic ripping, incredibly annoying activity in 100 degree weather if ever there was one, I thought to myself whilst exhibiting facial remorse for fear of actually having to do this.

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The plant was surprisingly heavy and I know there was a day of high winds while I was gone, but was it strong enough to topple this well established plant?

Quite the mystery.

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On this collapsing note, it appears that I have waited too long to gallivant around the city during the hours of darkness waving my strobilus. This is probably a good thing considering the current nighttime temperatures, it would quickly get very uncomfortable dancing around a parking lot in a trench-coat.

I knew I should have performed the deed before going away,

be..be..before this happened.

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101603_fg8For fear of letting out more Benny Hill double entendres I will not go into more detail as to what has happened to it…shrinking, shriveling, drooping etc, it is plainly evident.

This is a real shame as only this week I discovered another fine female specimen just down the road at

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Pappadeaux.

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Now that my own strobilus is well, what it is, I promise I will not post any more of this Cycadic nonsense, well, not until next year’s escapades.

Galloping Along:

More welcome storms and rain hit Austin again this week,

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it is turning into a pretty good summer.

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So says this Japanese aralia, and this now

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enormous thryallis.

This ever-expanding datura is blasting out it’s ghostly trumpets

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to attract pollinators.

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Life is slowly returning to “normal” in the Patch.

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Leaves and dead things have been removed, patios swept and

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the waters are slowly clearing.

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She has been distributing her Scottish collection of artifacts we lugged home here and there in the garden.

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Me?

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I have been busy finishing a front duplex design.

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On a restricted budget and time frame, the desired scheme had to offer maximum visual impact with the minimal scope of work to sell the property.

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A full plan was originally submitted as a starting point for discussing what would be implemented and what was not to be, based on the constraints.

Installation

Once agreed, the first order of the day was to replace the metal fence, planting-bed creation and subsequent sod removal.

DSC01689DSC01690Troublesome side and back corridors were planted and covered in gravel to cover up the washed out bare and uneven ground and improve drainage and visual appeal.

There was little to no access to these tight areas so a lot of the aggregate had to be carried in by hand in buckets.

This process required a very meditative and zen mindset for fear of losing one’s mind over the repetition, heat and the continued gnashing of ferocious mosquitoes on flesh.

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This particularly stubborn area required obscure bodily motions reminiscent of Psy’s amusing moves.

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The front beds were graded, amended, planted and dressed with the same Tejas black gravel as the corridors for continuity.

Landscape-Design

Emphasis was placed on the front left corner being the visually prominent corner from the driveway and upon entering the property. A solitary loquat will grow fast and soften the edge of the wooden fence on the right, Mexican bush sage and a central oleander will take care of the rest.

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The large moss boulders had some nice coloration to them, picking up the new color of the house.

I went by recently to find things flowering, it will be very cheerful when the oleander and sages fill-in and join-in.

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Stay Tuned for:

“Blast from the Past”

 

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Thinking of you Monday.

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