Bamboo

“X Marks the Scot”

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No, no, no.

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Oh yes, yes, afraid so Jeff.

As you can see, we are off to a terrific start this week.

During warm weather, and it is warm right now, a fly can produce a family generation in less than two weeks…

…I hate flies,

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and roaches,

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and if one gets into the house I have to put on my safari outfit and immediately embark on the hunt to the inevitable family refrain…“it is only a fly Dad!”

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I have fried numerous keyboards frantically flailing around my computer desk trying to swat one.

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My aggression is self evident.

Only a fly indeed.

On a larger scale : this could do some serious damage…

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…and it did.

Demolition

A couple of hours later and my neighbors house over my back fence looked like this.

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A few more hours and the lot was nearly empty.

While the crew were back there I persuaded the bucket operator to take a scoop from the top of my 10 year old large brush pile, “just to take the rough off.”

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I won’t go into the unmentionables darting around as he did this, but there were many.

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There should have been adjudicators present.

With the area now clear my kids wasted no time hopping over the fence armed with cloaks, masks

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and metal detectors.

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I got to work moving some of that fine compost,

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until the late afternoon sun got the better of me.

It is hard to believe, but this started out as a pristine iced turban!

I quickly rehydrated with a slice or two of…

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Moving Along:

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Gaura lindheimeri

 

or ‘whirling butterflies’ is living up to its name. The ‘butterflies’ reside on the end of long flower spikes that move in all directions on the wind.

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After flowering these stems will be pruned back.

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This plant makes a great pairing with Mexican feather grass and likes the same planting conditions / soil.

Sea oats are now turning color, a sure sign that fall is just around the corner.

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That is duranta ‘Sapphire Showers’ in the background and one plant

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goes a very long way.

A great sprawler to soften and take care of a problem area or to fill-in a fence corner.

This one is planted in shade under my post oak and it blooms prolifically for a good part of the year.

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The barrels are blooming for the second year.

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The spent brown flowers from last year are slowly rolling down the sides of the barrels.

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I contemplated picking them out, then, realizing what I was proposing, had a George McFly moment.

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Finally:

This Buddha’s Belly bamboo is now leaning over so far,

I am considering training and strapping it permanently into an archway over this pathway.

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Has this ever happened to your Bellies?

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At first it bothered me,

but now I like this swaying green arch.

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Stay Tuned for:

“Plants Vs Zombification

 

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“Takes Two to Tango”

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I went on my rounds the other day in the front of the Patch. Pulling on the the occasional 6ft strands of Bermuda grass that insist on growing through my rosemary urgh and admiring just how fast oleander grows and how prolifically it blooms when something caught my attention curbside.

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Below my opuntia tree,

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which is covered in buds and a few blooms. I noticed something bright, something orange.

I moved in closer.

Ignoring the weeds and the seeding Mexican oregano (I do very little maintenance in my front garden), there it was, shining brightly in the heart of my King sago palm.

Cycas revoluta

 

Cycas revoluta

How could I have missed this golden egg?

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There were numerous other artifacts lying around the pollen coated base, I assume tribal offerings from the little folk who must now be worshiping the new Megalithic Structure on this plant that dates back at least 200 million years.

Sagos are cycads rather than actual palms as the name suggests, and they are dioecious, which means there are male plants and female plants and, like humans, to reproduce it takes both sexes.

Male sago palm flowers like this one produce a long (occasionally multiple), golden pollen cone-like structure called a strobilus. Most Sagos must be at least 15-20 years old before they are mature enough to bloom and reproduce.

Here is the female plant seedpod, about the size of a basketball,

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Photo credit: brewbooks

and here it is opening up, revealing the internal seeds:

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In their native habitat of southern Japan Cycads are pollinated by wind or insects, but to ensure pollination here in Central Texas you can dust some of the male pollen into the seed basket.

This can be done by crudely cutting off the male appendage and shaking it over the female

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to disperse the pollen…aw come on!

A single male strobilus has plenty of pollen and can be used on several females at a time, or on one several days in a row.

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Enough Austin!

Researching this post I did come across some hilarious documentation that stated some home owners have been so ’embarrassed’ with their neighborhood-shocking male strobili that they actually threw towels over them to hide them.

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Imagine that scene?

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I also found out that sago palm seeds contain two carcinogens, macrozamin and cycasin, which can apparently be absorbed through the skin – so use impermeable gloves when working with these seeds.

Now…to find a female plant!

Does anyone in Austin know of one / seen one / have one and are willing to get these plants together?

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Finally:

More welcome spring rains are hitting us…at about an inch an hour!

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When this happens,

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this happens to my Buddha’s belly bamboo…

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she’s a 40ft leaner.

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 This Alphonse Karr bamboo also lowers its much smaller culms when saturated.

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Fragrant mist flowers are out of control with the surprise moisture, as is this evergreen wisteria that threatens to consume anyone who lingers too long on my garden bench.

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Spent poppy heads have buckled in the rain, dispensing their royal seeds through their crowns and into the damp granite.

And we all know the next devious scene…

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They know what to do when it rains…

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“Megasporophylls!”

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