Bamboo

“Darkness Returns”

Yes…finally some dark skies and rain arrived in central Austin this past week.

When storms like this blow through the Patch all hell breaks loose. Post oaks groan, giant timber bamboo culms clatter together like 70ft wind chimes, banshees scream and baskervilles howl. A few minutes before a front hits I prepare a beverage and sit on my back deck with a Mexican blanket at arms-reach (it is all in the preparation) to watch the show.

As the rain starts, so does my smile…though it is not my public smile, the one reserved for normal people, oh no, this is my real smile, a smile not encumbered by the social norms, a smile so demented that I do not want to witness it.

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The harder the rain comes down the more Jack Torrance it becomes, 

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and this time I had a lot to “smile” about.

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My decomposed granite pathways turn into rivers as water runs down my side granite driveway into my back garden – which is just how I like it.

And if you catch it at just the right moment…

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The water flow reaches about 2/3rds of the way back into the garden and it will sit there until the rain subsides before draining into the planting beds. This latest rain picked up a bunch of plastic eggs left over from our Easter egg hunt.

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“Don’t let the giant catch you with that…and go clean your fingernails.”

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This water flow does not move the granite, in fact after an hour or so of draining the only remains of a gully washer are some tide-lines of organic debris that are scooped up and thrown into the adjacent planting beds.

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I unfortunately once caught my real “smile” in the above mirror one night when I was standing at the top of these steps. 

It was perfectly timed, the white flash of the lightning highlighting my face as I marveled at the downpour.

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With the water receding they quickly got to work,

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for it was the time of snails.

Drool Lori.

Moving Along:

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Cream De Mint™ Dwarf Mock Orange,

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getting slapped in the face by a holly fern, oxalis filling in the scene.

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Jerusalem sage,

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look like “Mogwai” at this time of year with their inquisitive ears flapping around in the wind.

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Loquats are ripening fast, the ones in arms reach get harvested almost immediately by little fingers.

These shiny insects are appearing all over the place right now, they seem particularly fond of citrus, clustering and clambering over themselves on the leaves.

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Largus nymphs?  Why do they huddle like this?

I moved fast when my daughter pointed out that this common house spider was right next to my hand as I moved a container.

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Unfortunately I damaged it’s web.

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I hope it will re-build as I want to keep an eye on it,

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hey, you never know.

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Stay Tuned for:

“Stop Larking Around!”

 

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Inspirational images of the week:

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‘Floating ripple vases’  by oodesign

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Shaped like ripples in water, the vases by oodesign allows users to place flowers into a
PET formed resin void. The plants change their position within the container with the slightest breeze.

“Brick Circles”

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A fresh delivery of decomposed granite was greeted in the usual way in the Patch.

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She ran out to watch the delivery,

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eager to set up camp on the summit of the new mountain with her dog,

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who had his now customary conniption faced with the paw-sinking pile.

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Any opportunity to wield a large metallic implement.

Myself on the other hand, after having already moved two dump-trucks full of the stuff this past week,

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I just glazed over, stared up at the peak, and pulled this sort of pained expression:

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Still, this was a relatively small pile and we made haste to the delight of Lord Kumo who has a new-found fondness for getting chauffeured around in a wheelbarrow.

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In fact it is so hard to keep him out of it it is annoying. I half expect him to gesture a royal paw as he trundles down the pathways in his one-wheeled vehicle. He already has on the white gloves after all.

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The granite was being used to back-fill this brick circle I laid out a couple of weeks back.

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Now to go around, level some of the bricks and wait for the granite to cure,

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and the stock tank full of cattails to grow, which they will, very quickly.

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Moving along:

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The growth on this post oak leaf looks very H.R Geiger.

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Who knows what lurks inside these aquatic looking vessels?

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Of course this could be just a load of old galls?

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Lots of early butterflies emerging this week, these two giant swallowtails floated around in synchronization before landing on this Buddha’s belly bamboo.

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Even though it was a poor blooming year for this mountain laurel tree, my copper canyon daisies have looked like this all through the winter. I cannot remember them ever blooming so long and so consistently.

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Daffodils are also out,

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and, to the delight of the cardinals, I even have some bunches of ripe loquats.

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My daughter thinks these emerging datura structures make ideal fairy houses,

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if she plays around with this plant she may actually start to see fairies.

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Oleander paratroopers disembarking their vessels.

One of them must have got blown off track…

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punching a hole in the roof of my shed as he landed.

Finally:

“The Curse of the Japanese Yew”

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“Why Yew little…”

I officially give up.

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Eight plants, multiple locations and vendors, all start off looking well, some living well over a year…then the inevitable:

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Aw come on!

I have seen Japanese Yews growing around Austin, but not for me for some reason. As much as I want them to work as a shade shrub this always happens. These particular two are in fertile soil with a soaker-hose, yes a soaker-hose, the only additional irrigation I have in the Patch apart from my “everything but the kitchen sink” collection “system”(Oh yes I pulled out all the stops to make these plants work!).

Am I the only one that is hexed with this shrub?

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“Mumble…mumble…yews…Japanese…mumble, (some hissing and unfortunate drooling)…Patch, (head flies back…wild laughter).

 Brrr, on that cursed note I will leave you with this:

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I bet that tiki torch adds a nice atmospheric touch at night.

Not that I am one to talk with my wind-chimes:

Stay Tuned for:

“Posh with a Capitol P!”

 

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