Bermuda Grass

“Takes Two to Tango”

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I went on my rounds the other day in the front of the Patch. Pulling on the the occasional 6ft strands of Bermuda grass that insist on growing through my rosemary urgh and admiring just how fast oleander grows and how prolifically it blooms when something caught my attention curbside.

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Below my opuntia tree,

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which is covered in buds and a few blooms. I noticed something bright, something orange.

I moved in closer.

Ignoring the weeds and the seeding Mexican oregano (I do very little maintenance in my front garden), there it was, shining brightly in the heart of my King sago palm.

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How could I have missed this golden egg?

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There were numerous other artifacts lying around the pollen coated base, I assume tribal offerings from the little folk who must now be worshiping the new Megalithic Structure on this plant that dates back at least 200 million years.

Sagos are cycads rather than actual palms as the name suggests, and they are dioecious, which means there are male plants and female plants and, like humans, to reproduce it takes both sexes.

Male sago palm flowers like this one produce a long (occasionally multiple), golden pollen cone-like structure called a strobilus. Most Sagos must be at least 15-20 years old before they are mature enough to bloom and reproduce.

Here is the female plant seedpod, about the size of a basketball,

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and here it is opening up, revealing the internal seeds:

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In their native habitat of southern Japan Cycads are pollinated by wind or insects, but to ensure pollination here in Central Texas you can dust some of the male pollen into the seed basket.

This can be done by crudely cutting off the male appendage and shaking it over the female

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to disperse the pollen…aw come on!

A single male strobilus has plenty of pollen and can be used on several females at a time, or on one several days in a row.

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Enough Austin!

Researching this post I did come across some hilarious documentation that stated some home owners have been so ’embarrassed’ with their neighborhood-shocking male strobili that they actually threw towels over them to hide them.

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Imagine that scene?

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I also found out that sago palm seeds contain two carcinogens, macrozamin and cycasin, which can apparently be absorbed through the skin – so use impermeable gloves when working with these seeds.

Now…to find a female plant!

Does anyone in Austin know of one / seen one / have one and are willing to get these plants together?

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Finally:

More welcome spring rains are hitting us…at about an inch an hour!

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When this happens,

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this happens to my Buddha’s belly bamboo…

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she’s a 40ft leaner.

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 This Alphonse Karr bamboo also lowers its much smaller culms when saturated.

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Fragrant mist flowers are out of control with the surprise moisture, as is this evergreen wisteria that threatens to consume anyone who lingers too long on my garden bench.

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Spent poppy heads have buckled in the rain, dispensing their royal seeds through their crowns and into the damp granite.

And we all know the next devious scene…

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They know what to do when it rains…

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“Megasporophylls!”

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Looking like Medieval instruments of torture the hooks on these

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paddles (spineless prickly pear) have been keeping someone very busy this week.

First comes the paddle selection…

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…there is no shortage to choose from,

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then the picking,

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and removal of ‘select’ hooks.

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“The beauty of suffering.”

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Like little voodoo dolls I keep finding them all around the house, dangling where ever there is a free nail.

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They are like Cactus Man’s…

 Moving Less Disturbingly Along:

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Plants are very happy after our rain and sun.

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My post oak has finally leafed out and stopped raining its catkins everywhere.

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Inland sea oats are quick on the rise, and one of my favorite tropical-looking shrubs,

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Nerium oleander, 

 

‘Hardy Red’ is putting on a, well…red show on the edge of my Hell-strip.

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‘Hardy Red’ tolerates temperature extremes better than the white and pink cultivars, it blooms sporadically through most of the year.

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Prefers sharp soil and good drainage,

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as do most things in the Patch, like this

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back-lit sotol, and these barrels:

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I contemplated picking off last year’s old blooms, then decided better of it. I will wait until I have my pliers, besides there is that stubborn piece of Bermuda grass that I always have to work on, (bottom-right) but I do not want to talk about that.

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With the discovery of the first tadpoles of the year, the netting began.

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Not so little fingers went fast to work,

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their catch and release policy even included a few baby goldfish which is a good thing considering recent events.

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Finally:

My landscape design portfolio finally outgrew the page that it once inhabited in here, so for the past few weeks I have been busy learning Thesis 2 and building a new home for it in here:

http://www.leveridgelandscapedesign.com/

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Stay Tuned for:

“Test of Courage”

 

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Feel better soon Dad!

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