Cactus

“Fly Away Home”

Futility

I relate to the futility of this scene at the end of Saving Private Ryan every time I position myself by the side of my Bermuda-grass-infested barrel cactus with my large pliers in-hand. I have learned my lessons painfully over the years and found this to be the ‘almost’ perfect extraction tool.

I say ‘almost’ as you can never actually defeat the roots of this grass by pulling at them.

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“We will fight Bermuda in the berms, we will fight it in the planting-beds, we will fight it…etc.”

Propped up against my satsuma tree, thoroughly defeated (and usually wounded myself),

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I feel like repeatedly squirting a water gun filled with ‘RoundUp’ at it in a last ditch attempt at conquering my enemy, but of course that would be futile and only result in killing the cactus.

My only tactic at this point, as it has been for years, is to inhibit it spreading.

Braveheart

“Aye, extracting the grass from the barrel cactus killed me son…but your gloves are new William. Have the courage to use them…

wait, are you asleep?”

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“That is a bit of a stretch even for me ESP?”

Don’t you have some bugs to jump on?

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Dramatic Anole?

Moving swiftly along:

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Here is another great full-sun, fire / ice combination, the view from my front window.

Nerium oleander ‘Hardy Red’ and  ‘silver king’ artemesia.

Remember all the pick, pick, picking?

Well there has been a lot of developments on these wild sunflowers over the past week.

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They have grown, a lot.

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Standing proud now at about nine feet tall with small flowers they will make a complete mess when I finally extract them, but for now they are home to many creatures.

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Of course there are these, (don’t think about the proboscis, don’t think about the proboscis, don’t th…),

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and plenty of these.

Ladybugs, (or ladybirds in the UK), lay their eggs where there is a plentiful supply of aphids to feast on, the ants appear to like them too.

The whole ladybug development cycle was visible on these sunflowers:

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Ladybug Larva

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Pupa

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It takes a few days to turn red.

Bear_Grylls

No Bear, it has not ‘ripened’!

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Finally:

 Jerusalem Sage,

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continues to put on a fine display, as do the Jewels of Opar:

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Here is a shot of the tiny flowers mentioned in my previous post.

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Inland sea oats developing seed heads, and I promise the last shot of this duranta, for a while.

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Stay Tuned for:

“Two to Tango”

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Looking like Medieval instruments of torture the hooks on these

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paddles (spineless prickly pear) have been keeping someone very busy this week.

First comes the paddle selection…

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…there is no shortage to choose from,

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then the picking,

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and removal of ‘select’ hooks.

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“The beauty of suffering.”

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Like little voodoo dolls I keep finding them all around the house, dangling where ever there is a free nail.

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They are like Cactus Man’s…

 Moving Less Disturbingly Along:

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Plants are very happy after our rain and sun.

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My post oak has finally leafed out and stopped raining its catkins everywhere.

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Inland sea oats are quick on the rise, and one of my favorite tropical-looking shrubs,

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Nerium oleander, 

 

‘Hardy Red’ is putting on a, well…red show on the edge of my Hell-strip.

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‘Hardy Red’ tolerates temperature extremes better than the white and pink cultivars, it blooms sporadically through most of the year.

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Prefers sharp soil and good drainage,

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as do most things in the Patch, like this

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back-lit sotol, and these barrels:

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I contemplated picking off last year’s old blooms, then decided better of it. I will wait until I have my pliers, besides there is that stubborn piece of Bermuda grass that I always have to work on, (bottom-right) but I do not want to talk about that.

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With the discovery of the first tadpoles of the year, the netting began.

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Not so little fingers went fast to work,

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their catch and release policy even included a few baby goldfish which is a good thing considering recent events.

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Finally:

My landscape design portfolio finally outgrew the page that it once inhabited in here, so for the past few weeks I have been busy learning Thesis 2 and building a new home for it in here:

http://www.leveridgelandscapedesign.com/

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Stay Tuned for:

“Test of Courage”

 

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Feel better soon Dad!

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