Cactus

The Sheer Luxury!

It has been a while since I last posted and there have been lots of changes inside and outside the Espatch.

First, my website has had a major update and is now sporting a brand-spanking-new Effectus Skin on top of the latest Thesis and WordPress software.

“Ah the sheer luxury!”

Oh yes, oh yes, even my comment fields are now working…mind blowing I know!

Outside there has been lots of odd happenings of late.

It all seemed to start when an eerie dense fog descended around mid January.

Shortly after, major domestic appliances started to materialize in random locations around our back garden.

Then rather large mounds of debris started to pile up.

Hmm, that pile looks a lot like something I would make…except I didn’t.

Then I went out the back to do some laundry, and well something just felt a little ‘different’.

I hate washing clothes at the best of times, but traversing exposed beams whilst straddling exposed nails and carrying a significant basket of laundry…well, luck will not be on your side for long.

Our remodel had finally begun.

Not a big remodel I must add, just a significant one, one that would test our resolve, one that would define who we were.

“Having fun yet kids”?

Things got very dusty,

and very cold.

Answering the front door has become a comedic athletic event,

as is using the restroom.

In hindsight the blue tarp was actually relative luxury compared to what we currently have.

The plastic tarp got replaced with some loud rustling paper nonsense that constantly needs to be repaired and taped up.

I have to adopt a Gollum-esk gate to enter and exit the facility at night so as not to wake everyone. I have noticed that I adopt a very similar facial expression whilst performing this maneuver.

Catherine Tate

I am not bovvered though?

No, In fact I am really excited.

We are to gain another small bedroom and toilet with this remodel, replace and fix a crappy leaking roof, move our living room and create a new dining room space.

All this from just enclosing our existing tiny porch and redesigning the interior layout on the inside to be more functional!

Existing porch and partial roof removal in progress.

Before we started the remodel I had a dream that rain was pouring through our roof.

The removal of some very questionable insulation walls?

New foundation in place. This back wall will also be demolished.

Must remember about that drop off when I let the dog out at night.

New floor in place, this will become the new interior footprint.

Taking shape. Getting ready for windows and a new back door.

New roof in place.

Sadly the right half of this mountain laurel has to go to make room for a landing platform from the new back door. I have been pruning this tree into shape for years!

Oh well.

Out with the old hook saw!

Yes, well, er…lets not dwell on this.

New interior layout getting framed out. That is the irritating rustling paper restroom I was talking about earlier.

Windows!

“Use your legs!”

As a new deck will be constructed off the back door all the existing Elgin Butler bricks in the existing brick / concrete patio needed to be removed and re-purposed.

It felt good to get all that concrete out of the ground. This patio has caused drainage issues since we purchased the house in 2001.

And I have just the spot for all those bricks…

I still have a few more perimeter brick circles to go to finish this fire pit area.

No concrete here.

Backdoor and windows going in.

More on this project in my next post.

Stay Tuned For:

“Monster in the Closet”

 

“The Magic Carpet”

I encourage you to switch this video to full screen – it is visually stunning cinematography featuring Deepika Padukone and Ranveer Singh.

We are all big fans of Bollywood movies in the Patch.

In fact, keeping with the tradition and success of the Ancient Mariner series that I ran some years back (haha), I will share some of our favorite songs with you over the next series of posts.

That should take us well into 2020 based on the sporadicity of my recent postings and how many Bollywood songs we like!

Painting By Viktor Vasnetsov

Of course the magic carpet I am referring to in the title of this post is significantly less exotic and it certainly cannot fly of its own accord, (unless thrown in a wayward manner by a shovel).

It has nothing to do with King Solomon, teleportation or India. 

I am of course referring to rather large quantities (in my case 30 yards to be exact) of decomposed granite.

Delivered in rather large trucks.

To think I used to buy this aggregate in small bags from Home Depot.

Ah, those were the days.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Watch out for the cables…watch out for the cables!”

“Back wheels coming off the ground!”

A few days later the DG carpet was laid,

and some colorful furniture had moved in.

My buying decision when it comes down to purchasing garden furniture is sadly based solely around excrement.

Due to the location of our family backyard hangout, under this large Post Oak,

there is an abundance of the nasty stuff – ah the price you pay for shade.

This generally negates purchasing anything too expensive with say a nice deep wood-grain or refined finish, because well, it will be literally be covered before you can say: “that’s a really nice garden chair, where did you purcha…oh dear, I am afraid that dove has just jettisoned an alien all over it.”

“Ash…we have a problem.”

No, for me it is about the greasiness of the releasing agents in the plastic of the furniture – the texture on the plastic – how easy will it be to blast and dislodge a particularly stubborn ‘King Richard the 3rd’ with a hose?

Another carpet was also laid in the front yard, this time in the form of Tejas Black gravel:

I got so tired of this manhole cover getting covered I finally did something about it.

“Aye, he’s gaan naiwhere!”

Tejas Black generates some great shadows and looks even better when wet.

Also with a few introduced berms it tends not to look so contemporary, a thick layer discourages weeds.

I like to plant plants that can be pruned up / trunking specimens, that way if weeds do blow in…and they will, they are very visible and can be easily and cleanly treated.

Moving along…

We had a surprise this morning before school.

Upon exiting the back door there was clawing and a few snorts coming from this mountain laurel.

A pair of young raccoons were trying desperately to get some sleep.

They stayed on top of the mountain laurel until the sun came over the top of the house, forcing them to move on

…just stay out of my attic, ok?

To finish…

I am always shocked after revisiting an install as to how much time must have elapsed for things to have grown to the size they are.

It just never seems that long for me.

Here is where this north Austin installation started:

I remember it as if it were a couple maybe three years ago – not 5…

…hoping these baby cypresses would make it, they seemed so distant from each other as saplings.

A new water feature. The fresh plantings were so small – you can barely see the vitex tree (in the lawn in front of the shed door).

Then with a little help from time and some solid pruning by the client on the vitex, the scene had transformed:

The space felt very peaceful, the cypresses were now rubbing shoulders with one another and most surprising to me – it did not feel like Austin.

Visually it looks and feels like it could be in a cooler climate, somewhere much further north…

of course it was a cool rainy day when I visited. 

I love the new suburban ‘cabin in the woods’ look to the garden shed.

Stay Tuned For:

“The Perfect Specimen

 

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