caterpillars

“Holey Bridges”

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Feather grasses in their prime.

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Majestic little grasses that dance on a whisper of a breeze…

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…of course for most of the year they suffer from bad-hair days and debilitating dreadlocks, but for the few weeks they are in their prime, they are so worth it.

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Not looking so good back then!

There is something much much worse than bad hair days that can afflict this grass.

Oh yes,

we have all witnessed it…

…too much shade,

(+ a massed / commercial planting…naturally).

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I see it all the time, usually at stop-lights as I am thinking about something really nice. My eyes will unconsciously wander as I am thinking about getting a morning:

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perhaps even a slice of lemon cake?

MmmMy premature emerging grin immediately mutates into a

feathergrass as the shady scene registers.

Brown matted feather grasses laying flat to the ground.

Did I already say they were flat to the ground…and matted, and brown?

The people who plant these grasses in these understory conditions must be suffering from some form of…

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Damianita?

Chrysactinia mexicana

 

Oh yes they are completely chrysactinia!

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This drought-tolerant, evergreen shrub packs a ton of amber punch combined with great aromatic and very green foliage.

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I pair it in the Patch with purple heart for striking color contrast, it is one of my favorites.

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My post oak has a canopy of fresh green leaves.

It has never looked so good.

I cleared out the cast-iron plants that were smothering the flare of the trunk about 6 months ago and the tree has responded in kind,

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perfect for shading our annual botanical gurning competition.

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This year’s trophy and cash prize went to this Jerusalem sage flower head.

Moving Along …

We tracked this black swallowtail caterpillar

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Papilio polyxenes

 

from a tiny speck on some fennel to the full-grown and very animated and grumpy looking toxic beast seen here.

A gentle prod reveals the osmeterium, a forked glad that secretes a foul smell.

 

 

butterflyCheckered Whites have been appearing in the Patch this week, their eyes blend right in with the artemisia.

More whites courtesy of a soft leaf yucca,

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this one has two flower stalks.

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The flowers had a bunch of ladybugs on them.

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This one was obviously performing some ancient Maori dance.

Staying with the natives,

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The treacherous bridge over this holey rock is used by the little folk as a major trade route saving a two-day excursion around the perimeter of the rock.

It is rumored that hideous subterranean creatures live in the dark depths of the cavern.

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You just had to go down there…didn’t you ladies!

Talking of horror…

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Stay Tuned for:

“A Very Big Mistake

 

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“Blast from the Past”

I found some old photographs while I was in Scotland…and took pictures of them.

This is me, on one of the many occasions my sister took advantage of the fact that I did not really mind being taken advantage of.

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Note: Mud-pie bucket…fantastic!

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Sweet big sis…mostly ;-)

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My sister had an affinity for training animals at a young age.

This was our first dog, “Amber”.

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My dog encounters unfortunately involved receiving a lot of puncture wounds.

Amber apparently did not care too much for having her juicy bones removed involuntarily from her jaws by a small child uttering complete gibberish.

I cannot blame her.

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I had to include this photo with my cousins just because it communicates the “tolerance and general demeanor” of the average British seaside excursion…(character-building stuff a trip to the seaside : no iPhones /iPads back then).

Ah yes, I remember the days as if yesterday…freezing-cold North Sea water, crunchy sand-filled sandwiches, windbreaks, flasks of tea, and the ever-present sensation of always being just a little “too cold”, even on the hottest days of summer,

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a sensation I cannot say I have ever had in our Texas summers…

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…”Only one more planting-bed to go honey”.

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I think I must have been auditioning for a part in The Nutcracker in this one.

Note: Background windbreak.

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Moving Less Nostalgically Along:

Back in the Patch:

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More rain storms this week…and it is almost August!

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This storm front arrived packing a serious light show, thank goodness this bolt missed my post oak on the left.

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The barometer sages

Leucophyllum frutescens

 

had correctly predicted the weather change once again. It is said that heavy pruning can diminish the blooms on these plants, but I have never noticed any degradation and I keep these two pruned tightly to reduce legginess and central splaying.

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These two will be getting an aggressive haircut as soon as they finish showing off,

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and the plants are not completely covered in bees and hoverflies.

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Other observations this week:

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Blue Dashers and many other dragonflies are busy posturing and performing some quite “risky” meter high antics.

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The waxy Moy Grande (Texas Star Hibiscus) has thrown out some massive blooms this week.

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On a contrasting note:

Remember these fine “cowboy toilet paper,” mullein?

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Well they are not so fine any more.

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If this is what happens to them in the summer it must have been an inconvenient and a rough

(and I do mean “rough” ahem)

few months for the cowboy on a strict bean diet.

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Enough said.

Now onto some critters:

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Stepping into this sandal would have also been an uncomfortable experience.

This is a great leopard moth caterpillar and it cast a long shadow as it quickly crossed our carpet the other night.

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It was huge.

Some friends of ours found this rhinoceros beetle,

Dynastinae

 

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They are also called elephant beetles, Hercules beetles, or Atlas beetles some of which are among the largest beetles on Earth.

This one is a male as it is sporting the “tusk” which is used for fighting both over females and for feeding sites and rites on trees, logs, and crops.

In spite of their fierce appearance, these beetles are harmless and feed only upon plant material.

Finally:

Laziness, procrastination, heat and an unwillingness to wield my pick axe resulted in a great result this week.

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After my strange yucca tumbling and sawing of the trunk at the base, it was my intention to dig out the tap root and replace the plant with something else. I even tried a shovel on it a few times but it wasn’t moving, so in the ground it stayed.

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After the rain I walked past the stump and yes there it was, not one, not two but numerous new yuccas on the rise.

…In fact, a scary amount.

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I am looking forward to seeing what will happen here.

Stay Tuned for:

“Design Up-Front”

 

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