Datura

“Pick, Pick, Picking”

Pennisetum setaceum

There is nothing nicer to come home to than a roaring pennisetum fire.

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‘Fireworks’ (Variegated Purple Fountain Grass)

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The mid-vein is the typical burgundy color, it is flanked by red-pink margins. New growth on the grass is much brighter than regular burgundy fountain grass, as the plant matures the foliage turns darker until both plants look very similar.

This one is now in its 3rd year.

Santolina

Being in Texas I cool mine down with some santolina ice.

Embers.

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Here are the standard purple fountain grasses (Pennisetum setaceum ‘Rubrum’) with darker coloration.

I said Rubrum!

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All these grasses are supposed to be annuals, but they usually return here in Texas. The dark foliage makes a great backdrop to brighter plants and foliage.

Talking of fireworks, these Jewels of Opar, ‘Kingwood Gold’

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are putting on a fine display in my small circular bed.

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Small pink flowers quickly turn into thousands of ruby spheres.

foliage A great plant to brighten up a shady spot, but beware,

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it seeds readily in every nook and cranny. I have not had a problem controlling the plant though, I just pop out any plants that I do not want.

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Behind the jewels there is all manner of horticultural pandemonium going on, larkspur, hoja santa, wild sunflowers with

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ridiculous tiny heads, I have had larger 4 nerve daisies than this!

I really wanted to pull these before they developed a large root system but they were covered in ladybugs and a host of other insects. A gold finch stops by regularly to hop around on its lower branches to feast.

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Everyday I see her pick, pick picking on them.

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Moving Along:

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This Duranta erecta ‘Sapphire Spears’ never seems to stop blooming. The plant did not die back last winter so it is already around 8ft tall, the plant can double this height under the right conditions.

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Finally:

What is that smell?

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“It wasn’t me!”

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Kumo?

Imagine a large bucket full of rotten eggs and “trapped wind” (UK), cover the bucket with Saran wrap and allow to fester in the sun for a few weeks. Take off the Saran wrap, toss in a few more ‘unmentionables’ then open bucket in a semi-enclosed environment, say a back deck. This would approximate the stench of a freshly opened bottle of Microbe-Lift.

It even makes the shipping packaging reek!

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Usually really excited when we get any box in the mail my son got a rather ‘rude awakening’ with this particular parcel which, once past the cellophane exterior, was enough to send anyone’s gag reflex into overdrive.

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Oh yes it is bad, I mean really bad, but with small bunches of oregano stuffed in each nostril (I will spare you this photo…watch out for the stalks), a few glugs of this organic stuff is extremely effective for removing algae and improving pond water quality,

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and do I need it.

A combination of rising water temperatures and an over-abundance of tadpoles from the gulf coast toads always produces this murky soup around this time of year and if it is not addressed, fish will start a-floating.

Now that the

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has been solved, it is time to move on to those peculiar hanging ropes on the bottom of datura seed pods?

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“Watson, kindly remove this datura strand, we have work to do.”

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King Tut Papyrus headdress.

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Dull days…in May!

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Arizona ‘Blue Ice’ Cypress

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Stay Tuned for:

“Fly Away Home”

 

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“Brick Circles”

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A fresh delivery of decomposed granite was greeted in the usual way in the Patch.

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She ran out to watch the delivery,

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eager to set up camp on the summit of the new mountain with her dog,

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who had his now customary conniption faced with the paw-sinking pile.

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Any opportunity to wield a large metallic implement.

Myself on the other hand, after having already moved two dump-trucks full of the stuff this past week,

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I just glazed over, stared up at the peak, and pulled this sort of pained expression:

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Still, this was a relatively small pile and we made haste to the delight of Lord Kumo who has a new-found fondness for getting chauffeured around in a wheelbarrow.

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In fact it is so hard to keep him out of it it is annoying. I half expect him to gesture a royal paw as he trundles down the pathways in his one-wheeled vehicle. He already has on the white gloves after all.

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The granite was being used to back-fill this brick circle I laid out a couple of weeks back.

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Now to go around, level some of the bricks and wait for the granite to cure,

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and the stock tank full of cattails to grow, which they will, very quickly.

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Moving along:

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The growth on this post oak leaf looks very H.R Geiger.

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Who knows what lurks inside these aquatic looking vessels?

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Of course this could be just a load of old galls?

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Lots of early butterflies emerging this week, these two giant swallowtails floated around in synchronization before landing on this Buddha’s belly bamboo.

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Even though it was a poor blooming year for this mountain laurel tree, my copper canyon daisies have looked like this all through the winter. I cannot remember them ever blooming so long and so consistently.

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Daffodils are also out,

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and, to the delight of the cardinals, I even have some bunches of ripe loquats.

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My daughter thinks these emerging datura structures make ideal fairy houses,

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if she plays around with this plant she may actually start to see fairies.

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Oleander paratroopers disembarking their vessels.

One of them must have got blown off track…

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punching a hole in the roof of my shed as he landed.

Finally:

“The Curse of the Japanese Yew”

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“Why Yew little…”

I officially give up.

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Eight plants, multiple locations and vendors, all start off looking well, some living well over a year…then the inevitable:

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Aw come on!

I have seen Japanese Yews growing around Austin, but not for me for some reason. As much as I want them to work as a shade shrub this always happens. These particular two are in fertile soil with a soaker-hose, yes a soaker-hose, the only additional irrigation I have in the Patch apart from my “everything but the kitchen sink” collection “system”(Oh yes I pulled out all the stops to make these plants work!).

Am I the only one that is hexed with this shrub?

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“Mumble…mumble…yews…Japanese…mumble, (some hissing and unfortunate drooling)…Patch, (head flies back…wild laughter).

 Brrr, on that cursed note I will leave you with this:

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I bet that tiki torch adds a nice atmospheric touch at night.

Not that I am one to talk with my wind-chimes:

Stay Tuned for:

“Posh with a Capitol P!”

 

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