Day Trips

“The Doll House”

Okay now that that is out of my system, and the tune now firmly stuck inside your head,

I will begin.

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I have resorted to singing Saruman’s tune every time he sticks his face into mine and pushes his front tooth toward me at an alarming angle, he knows it bothers me…

“Trol-lol-lol-la-looo

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la-la-loooo, la-la-loooo…etc, etc.”

The tune (like his tooth) seems oddly fitting.

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She had been looking forward to this day for a long time, it was her birthday and we were going on a road-trip to Houston to visit the American Girl doll store (or ‘AG doll place’ if you are YouTube hip).

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I really had no idea what to expect,

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I had heard talk of a hair salon and restaurant,

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but I had no inclination it was where you took ‘your dolls’ for a makeover and a spot of lunch.

I contemplated the long list of $20 doll hair services, then glanced over and saw the tiny salon seats and I must have immediately glazed over. The next thing I knew I was being dragged over to one of the large doll cabinets – she had located the new doll that she had been coveting,

doll #33 apparently.

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#33 was quickly renamed Avery, Edith, Ruby, whatever…and she immediately became part of the family.

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I was just happy she was new and did not require any hair services…at least this time.

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We stayed overnight at a friend’s apartment on the 24th floor (thanks B) in downtown Houston.

It was an initial shock to the sensory system stepping out onto the elevated patio.

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You can see from my white knuckles how comfortable I am with heights.

Back on the ground:

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Birthday dessert,

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then to bed…

for we rise at daybreak.

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Back in the Patch:

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I found this poor anole floating upside-down in my stock tank and quickly netted him out.

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A few minutes in the sun and it took off into some gopher plants,

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that are flowering right now.

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A couple more Quince went into the Patch this weekend along with another hardy red oleander and some pink jasmine.

I would usually wait a few more weeks to make sure the temperatures were not going to dip again but with an 80 degree day this past weekend, well I broke down and swung the steed immediately into the local nursery.

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African hosta is also on the move:

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Along with datura,

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and the mountain laurels.

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The hell strip is also gearing up for some spring color courtesy of poppies and larkspur.

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Oh and I almost forgot,

third and final place for the ‘most aesthetically unpleasing plant after a freeze award’

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has been awarded to this buckled, oozing brown aloe…

…fantastic,

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and well done!

Stay Tuned for:

 

“Running up that Hill

 

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“Blast from the Past”

I found some old photographs while I was in Scotland…and took pictures of them.

This is me, on one of the many occasions my sister took advantage of the fact that I did not really mind being taken advantage of.

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Note: Mud-pie bucket…fantastic!

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Sweet big sis…mostly ;-)

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My sister had an affinity for training animals at a young age.

This was our first dog, “Amber”.

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My dog encounters unfortunately involved receiving a lot of puncture wounds.

Amber apparently did not care too much for having her juicy bones removed involuntarily from her jaws by a small child uttering complete gibberish.

I cannot blame her.

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I had to include this photo with my cousins just because it communicates the “tolerance and general demeanor” of the average British seaside excursion…(character-building stuff a trip to the seaside : no iPhones /iPads back then).

Ah yes, I remember the days as if yesterday…freezing-cold North Sea water, crunchy sand-filled sandwiches, windbreaks, flasks of tea, and the ever-present sensation of always being just a little “too cold”, even on the hottest days of summer,

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a sensation I cannot say I have ever had in our Texas summers…

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…”Only one more planting-bed to go honey”.

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I think I must have been auditioning for a part in The Nutcracker in this one.

Note: Background windbreak.

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Moving Less Nostalgically Along:

Back in the Patch:

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More rain storms this week…and it is almost August!

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This storm front arrived packing a serious light show, thank goodness this bolt missed my post oak on the left.

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The barometer sages

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had correctly predicted the weather change once again. It is said that heavy pruning can diminish the blooms on these plants, but I have never noticed any degradation and I keep these two pruned tightly to reduce legginess and central splaying.

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These two will be getting an aggressive haircut as soon as they finish showing off,

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and the plants are not completely covered in bees and hoverflies.

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Other observations this week:

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Blue Dashers and many other dragonflies are busy posturing and performing some quite “risky” meter high antics.

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The waxy Moy Grande (Texas Star Hibiscus) has thrown out some massive blooms this week.

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On a contrasting note:

Remember these fine “cowboy toilet paper,” mullein?

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Well they are not so fine any more.

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If this is what happens to them in the summer it must have been an inconvenient and a rough

(and I do mean “rough” ahem)

few months for the cowboy on a strict bean diet.

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Enough said.

Now onto some critters:

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Stepping into this sandal would have also been an uncomfortable experience.

This is a great leopard moth caterpillar and it cast a long shadow as it quickly crossed our carpet the other night.

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It was huge.

Some friends of ours found this rhinoceros beetle,

Dynastinae

 

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They are also called elephant beetles, Hercules beetles, or Atlas beetles some of which are among the largest beetles on Earth.

This one is a male as it is sporting the “tusk” which is used for fighting both over females and for feeding sites and rites on trees, logs, and crops.

In spite of their fierce appearance, these beetles are harmless and feed only upon plant material.

Finally:

Laziness, procrastination, heat and an unwillingness to wield my pick axe resulted in a great result this week.

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After my strange yucca tumbling and sawing of the trunk at the base, it was my intention to dig out the tap root and replace the plant with something else. I even tried a shovel on it a few times but it wasn’t moving, so in the ground it stayed.

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After the rain I walked past the stump and yes there it was, not one, not two but numerous new yuccas on the rise.

…In fact, a scary amount.

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I am looking forward to seeing what will happen here.

Stay Tuned for:

“Design Up-Front”

 

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