Hardscaping

“Brick Circles”

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A fresh delivery of decomposed granite was greeted in the usual way in the Patch.

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She ran out to watch the delivery,

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eager to set up camp on the summit of the new mountain with her dog,

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who had his now customary conniption faced with the paw-sinking pile.

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Any opportunity to wield a large metallic implement.

Myself on the other hand, after having already moved two dump-trucks full of the stuff this past week,

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I just glazed over, stared up at the peak, and pulled this sort of pained expression:

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Still, this was a relatively small pile and we made haste to the delight of Lord Kumo who has a new-found fondness for getting chauffeured around in a wheelbarrow.

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In fact it is so hard to keep him out of it it is annoying. I half expect him to gesture a royal paw as he trundles down the pathways in his one-wheeled vehicle. He already has on the white gloves after all.

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The granite was being used to back-fill this brick circle I laid out a couple of weeks back.

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Now to go around, level some of the bricks and wait for the granite to cure,

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and the stock tank full of cattails to grow, which they will, very quickly.

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Moving along:

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The growth on this post oak leaf looks very H.R Geiger.

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Who knows what lurks inside these aquatic looking vessels?

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Of course this could be just a load of old galls?

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Lots of early butterflies emerging this week, these two giant swallowtails floated around in synchronization before landing on this Buddha’s belly bamboo.

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Even though it was a poor blooming year for this mountain laurel tree, my copper canyon daisies have looked like this all through the winter. I cannot remember them ever blooming so long and so consistently.

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Daffodils are also out,

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and, to the delight of the cardinals, I even have some bunches of ripe loquats.

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My daughter thinks these emerging datura structures make ideal fairy houses,

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if she plays around with this plant she may actually start to see fairies.

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Oleander paratroopers disembarking their vessels.

One of them must have got blown off track…

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punching a hole in the roof of my shed as he landed.

Finally:

“The Curse of the Japanese Yew”

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“Why Yew little…”

I officially give up.

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Eight plants, multiple locations and vendors, all start off looking well, some living well over a year…then the inevitable:

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Aw come on!

I have seen Japanese Yews growing around Austin, but not for me for some reason. As much as I want them to work as a shade shrub this always happens. These particular two are in fertile soil with a soaker-hose, yes a soaker-hose, the only additional irrigation I have in the Patch apart from my “everything but the kitchen sink” collection “system”(Oh yes I pulled out all the stops to make these plants work!).

Am I the only one that is hexed with this shrub?

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“Mumble…mumble…yews…Japanese…mumble, (some hissing and unfortunate drooling)…Patch, (head flies back…wild laughter).

 Brrr, on that cursed note I will leave you with this:

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I bet that tiki torch adds a nice atmospheric touch at night.

Not that I am one to talk with my wind-chimes:

Stay Tuned for:

“Posh with a Capitol P!”

 

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Tortillas in the Silvermist

This has to be one of the most ridiculous titles of any post I have written to date.

I have been laying a lot of Silvermist flagstone recently, about 11 leg-aching pallets of it to be precise and that is an awful lot of squats and nipped fingers.

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Let me back up a little.

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This design and installation called for a significant reduction in lawn, especially where the grass was continuously struggling. This metal edging was first on my list to go.

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At the rear of the property there were a number of existing structures (that were to be removed) and large shade trees,

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an area where people naturally congregate to escape the heat of the Texas star.

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The rest of the space up to the house was a blank canvas, a veritable small field of turf that the client wished to reduce, leaving select areas for child-play and the occasional summer…

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Well, you would not want to do this on decomposed granite after all.

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Some other features on the client’s wish-list included a water feature, an entertainment patio and an area to relax in and read a book.

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Pulled from Google Maps, this is the plan I submitted to break up the space.

Areas were cleared and prepped,

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existing structures removed,

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their foundations heaved from the ground.

I laid out soaker hoses to sculpt contours and assess spacial proportions,

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before the removal of the turf began.

In keeping with the scale of the property,

some Bedrock-sized moss boulders were carefully placed at a few key eye-landing points around the property.

“Toes clear Barney?…You betcha Fred.”

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An equally substantial rock was drilled, plumbed and positioned on cinder-blocks for the bubble fountain.

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Here it is naturalized with a backdrop bed of roses from the Antique Rose Emporium, https://www.antiqueroseemporium.com/

The blue-grey of the Mexican beach pebbles references the color of the silvermist, the brown hues in the flagstone and moss boulders works with the color of the decomposed granite that was spread along the back fence line. When the remaining grass greens up, the contrast between these mediums will increase.

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Sweeping pathways break up the space. I used smaller areas of flagstone as a decorative element to separate different aggregates,

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and naturally I had to introduce a corner stock tank…the future home of a stand of cattails. (I made sure the sticker was hidden from view.)

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This fledgling cypress grove will function as a privacy screen and future seclusion room as it matures.

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The addition of a new screened-in porch on the side of the house and the introduction of multiple new planting beds will soften and naturalize the scheme over time, the porch providing bug-free enjoyment of the new space.

Now, where are those…

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Back in the Patch:

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All hell was breaking loose…

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“YAA YAA, over dar…OVER DAR ESP, OVER DAR!

Calm down BL, and you are in need of a haircut if you don’t mind my saying.

Take a look, it is…………….LEAKING!!!

It appears that the frost bitten “unmentionable”  from a few posts back has taken a disgusting turn for the worse:

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It has apparently toppled over and is now revealing a dark glutenous interior that I immediately retreated from. If you missed the previous post this is what can happen to a frost bitten pine cone cactus. Brrr.

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I just hope our resident house-elf does not come across this oozing delicacy or I fear he will be in for another trip to the sink of shame.

I could of course dig it out, but I am not going to.

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Mess my shovel up it would.

Talking about messing things up. No sooner had I laid out this brick patio then some traveling folk immediately moved in,

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making themselves quite at home.

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Lá breithe sona duit, miss P!

…Now, get ah yer junk af me patio if ye knaw whats good fer ya. 

Finally:

These two photos just appeared the other day on my photostream:

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This one was strange enough, but this next one I had to

study for some time to figure out how he achieved it.

Back in the garden:

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My mountain laurel has started to produce its first blooms this week.

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And the “Jewels of Opar” are once again emerging from the jungle floor.

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Is that the best you can do Tarzan? Where is the heart?

Stay Tuned for:

“Brick Circles”

 

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intergalactic reproduction strictly prohibited, and
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