Hoja Santa

“Barf or Peach?”

First it does this…

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…then it does this…

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…before finally doing this:

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I am not complaining though, the winter color this bog cypress provides is well worth the mess…and the $1 child-labor-netting.

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What is really annoying is that this post oak deposites its leaves into the same pond first.

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Urgh, the first onslaught.

This pond has been going for about 10 years with lots of skimming, minimal maintenance and zero cleaning…(twice a year filter-cleaning via the garden hose only).

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On a recent assessment I fear I may have to finally break-down and dredge it.

I am a proponent of the non-cleaning of stock-tank ponds, build up the eco-system until the rising sludge becomes life-threatening to the inhabiting creatures, or the pump…

…leave it until the final hour.

“How highs the organic-matter-mamma?”

“Two-feet-high and risin”.

Needless to say, I will not be employing this past-technique when the Eco-reset comes:

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I will never forget that experience!

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So many leaves,

and so many of these Bordered Plant Bugs, Largus sp. this year,

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they love to find their way indoors when the cold weather hits.

This is my 4th since starting this post,

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the second one I caught in my peripheral vision crawling over my shoulder,

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enough said.

Fatsia Japonica is a very late bloomer, with some very unusual flowers.

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Flowering as late as it does guarantees an abundance of insect life.

Greenbottle flies,

Fatsia Japonica

paper wasps and

DSC08091 copythese enormous spiky Tachinid Flies to name a few aralia visitors, there are many more.

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Get off that Yucca and make your way to the Japonica, there are Tachinid Flies to be had!

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“Bear, you have just had lunch.”

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As soon as Thanksgiving was over…I knew what was next in store for me.

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The customary wrestle through the front door, the sap, the stupid mounting base, clanking step ladders, needles, sweat, “its not straight”, the too heavy star, the pruning, the awkward watering maneuver (AWM), “Dad, its still not straight”.

“The lights were working earlier, what did you do?”

“How do you replace the fuses again? Where are the spare fuses?” “Where are my readers?”

“Dad, I think its leaking!”

“I wanted to hang that decoration…”

etc.

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A calming adult beverage later and some excited expressions make it all worthwhile though,

is that star still leaning?

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Finally:

I will leave you with a few before and after images of a front garden makeover I completed a few years back.

Before

Conflicting linear materials and some patchy turf was replaced with decomposed granite and perimeter privacy plantings.

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It was great to see how the foliage had matured both on the right side,

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and the left:

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The loquats in the distance were tiny when I planted them.

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Buddha’s Belly and Alphonse Karr bamboo adding passageway depth and drama to a side gate.

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While taking pictures on the property I came across this fasciated Texas mountain laurel…a fine mutated specimen.

BloodTestThingDr. T. Ombrello wrote:

‘One interesting type of mistake that is occasionally found in plants is known as a fasciated or crested growth form. It is usually the result of a growing point changing from a round dome of cells into a crescent shape. Subsequent growth produces a flat stem. In some cases fasciation is the result of several embryonic growing points fusing together, with the same flat-stem appearance.’”

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“Fasciating”.

On that particularly bad note,

ladies and gentlemen I give you the riveting 2014 bean-boozled-challenge:

Stay Tuned For:

“Whats in Your Stocking?”

 

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“Up In Flames”

Mist flowers did not bloom as long as usual this year but they still had their fair share of visitors, like this

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American Lady,

Vanessa virginienis

 

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Note: The small white dot in the orange of the forewing distinguishes American Lady from the Painted Lady.

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Another frequent visitor to the mist flowers are these little iridescent metallic bees or

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Agapostemon texanus

 

or is it angelicus?

I don’t know.

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Loquats also have an abundance of flowers this year,

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I think they liked our wetter than usual Autumn.

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Our recent freezing temperatures have ushered in some strange activities in the Patch.

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When faced with prolonged periods of time indoors we usually resort to Monopoly and arguing, but the latest trend is the cutting-out of magazine mouths to while away the dark and cold hours.

I took advantage of the latest cold snap to put our Christmas tree up, with plenty of help, naturally.

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This is an activity that traditionally has me coated in an 80-degree sweat as I fight to a) get the tree into the house and b) wrestle it into its stupid base, tightening those irritating metal prongs that I am convinced are too small to even reach the trunk of the tree.

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As promised here is a slow air fitting for the cold, dark weather we have been experiencing of late.

Grab yourself a glass, adjust your volume and put in some earplugs for “The Dark Island” and the reel “Miss Girdle”.

It got so cold the other day,

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I burnt my own strobilus!

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Well it has been looking a bit peeky for a while now,

then I noticed this oozing out of the center of it:

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Enough was enough.

It was onto the pyre with the old strobilus.

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Moving very quickly along…

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Cigar plant is heating up in the cold,

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as are the celosia, and up until this week so were the canna lilies.

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The bold color,

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its foliage looking like flames,

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what a difference a week can make.

Drum roll and…

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 and as for my Hoja Santa…

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…well, lets just say that they now look decidedly unwell.

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In contrast my satsumas look about perfect, it was time I gave one a go, and by I,

I mean him.

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There was some trepidation going into the annual tasting ceremony but the satsumas were apparently off to a good start. There was a nervous thumbs up in the middle but the end notes were an obvious let down – a bland blend of unsweetened chewy fruit with a distinct hint of grossness.

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Ah the disappointment.

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Oh well,

there is always next year.

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Stay Tuned for:

“He’s Checking it twice

 

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