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Agricultural Apocalypse

Brush pick-up

Still cleaning up from the perfect storm!!!

I left most of my plants well alone after the big freeze, and some are only now returning to life, with new growth tentatively pushing through now that the summer heat is on.

Oh, and the heat is on!

new growth on sago palmThe cycads, who never do anything fast, started with new growth at the base (which I immediately cut back like I usually do) before they finally sprouted from the top. To think I almost pulled out the one on the right, as the base felt and looked rotten.

The needle palms in the background took no damage at all.

unusual patterns on an agave

This agave was left with some really unusual markings from the freeze.

 

unusual patterns on an agave

Re’mark’able.

Can you guess what this once was?

barrel cactus core

This is all that was left of my 20 year old barrel cactus after I had drained the carcass and retired its crumpled flesh to the compost bin. (I will spare you that particular Facebook video) – no I wont: 

https://www.facebook.com/100001224482768/videos/4041816729202437/

All that remained was the central, stinky core.

“Aye, it is a’ways the core Espatch, a’ways the core, at least ye didnae have tae jettison yers inta space!”

“Shut-up Scotty.”

frost damage

RIP old friends…we had some fun together:

https://www.eastsidepatch.com/2009/02/yo-ho-ho-and-a-barrow-of-cactus/

Some changes afoot in The Patch:

This area used to have a large, dying Afghan pine in it (now destined for future firewood), and a rather large clump of Buda’s Belly bamboo. It all had to go.

Digging up a mature Buda’s Belly it not something I would recommend…at all. In fact this may have been one of the toughest plants I have ever extracted to date. Giant Timber bamboo was easier to take out than this beast.

The roots were so strong, and so incredibly dense, that the only way to get this thing out of the ground was to tunnel all the way under it, and that is what I did…over the course of three days!

“I say, Espatch is making rather slim progress on that Bamboo root-ball Sergeant, are we still on schedule for the escape?”

The root ball was so heavy, even getting it to the street (for bulk pick-up) presented severe logistical, and physical problems.

I was convinced the city wouldn’t process it…but thankfully they did.

“And why do all of this removal”?

Well,

a) I was sick of looking at a browning and continually depressed Afghan Pine.

b) I was sick of constantly grooming the Buda’s Belly over the course of a year.

Afghan Pine and the Belly taken a few years ago when the pine still looked relatively healthy.

Don’t get me wrong, it is a stunning clumping bamboo, but it constitutes a lot of work on a regular basis to keep it looking on form.

Also this particular stretch of The Patch receives really good sunlight.

vegetable beds

Perfect for some raised vegetable beds!

Wateringcan Leviosa!

A few warm solar lights make the beds pop at night.

These Rostrata punks also got their hair in the spotlight.

To go along with the raised beds, we constructed a platform deck, privacy fence, and strung three disco balls onto the pecan trees. Well you have to have those don’t you?

 

I have a lot of staining to do in my future. These two mister fans blast the deck and do a good job of cooling things down…if only the mosquitos would just back-off.

Five minutes out here right now and I look like Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.

Focus!

I recently purchased this small, inexpensive clip-on macro lens attachment for my iPhone, just to mess around with it.

I am quite impressed with the results:

Dolichopodidae, Genus Condylostylus.

These tiny Long Legged flies make good subjects for a macro lens as they are not prone to spook easily. It still requires a very steady hand though, if you were shooting freehand on high zoom like I was here.

All of these images would have been much better with a tripod.

Fire ants busy at work.

Tiny grasshopper on canna.

I can’t even remember what this was! Perhaps a white poppy?

This Hackberry or Tawny Emperor (I cant tell) looked liked it was a natural part of the graphics on the front page of this novel.

Post Agricultural Apocalypse Summary:

frost damage on cactus treeI ended up losing all my barrel cactus, half of my opuntia tree, yes half, a Med. Fan Palm, two agave, and one Jerusalem sage to the ice storm.

All my citrus, pittosporums, loquats, cycads and bamboos are returning from the base / top.

The best surprise was this Bauhinia corymbosa vine.

I was convinced it was dead after been dormant for such an extended period of time. Then, only a couple of weeks ago, a tiny hint of green.

Overall it could have been a lot worse.

Now, lets see what will make it through August?

Finally:

I will leave you with a few visuals of a rather large design I am sporadically working on in South Austin.

It is a stunning property located on a natural creek and pool. The future house and studio will be a new build and aesthetically very modern, lots of industrial concrete, rivets, glass, and steel elements.

The owners wanted some high-level visualizations to help define some of the spaces, and identify structural elements that may be incorporated into the final scheme.

A cocktail deck and naturalistic firepit with large limestone boulder seating. There is no shortage of large boulders around here. Understory shade and deer resistant planting scheme with vantage points and seating.

Turn-around driveway concept.

Entryway and expanded driveway.

Stay Tuned For:

“Martins and Monsters”

 

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Weebles and Weevils

Icouldn’t resist…if only the hair was better!

It is amazing how advertising have turned the Weebles’ inherently disturbing expressions into Weeble-cuteness over the years, “Weebles Wobble, but they don’t fall down”.

Don’t they indeed?

“I am your number one fan”…

 

Lets face it, Weebles were never cute…Grandma Weeble looks like she would be equally as comfortable wielding a sledgehammer instead of her knitting needles?

I recently succumbed to some cute deception myself, not from a Weeble, not from a Sméagol, but from a Weevil.

“Nasty insulting Espatches”

Unlike Weebles, weevils do fall down. They usually fall on their backs with their legs, and antennae tucked-in-tight to play dead in response to any potential threat, just like a possum. The weird snout antennae fold neatly into a secret groove chiseled into the side of its curved snout.

weevils in the garden

Very cute…or is he?

I say it is a ‘he’, as female weevil’s snouts can be longer than their body which is never true for males.

“How dare you ESPatch!!!”

I am only too familiar with the black, snout-nosed, agave weevil.

(The Evil Weevil)

This monster has been the demise of many an East-Side-Patch agave in the past:

weevils in the garden

https://www.eastsidepatch.com/2011/03/the-evil-weevil/

But this new little chap was different, less Darth Vadery,

and more ‘Clangery’.

weevils in the garden

This spared his life.

I knew he was most likely a bad guy but I had to look him up before giving him a good old-fashioned sandal whacking.

(Which I didn’t, it had moved on).

weevils in the garden

This is the genus Curculio, a nut and acorn weevil.

Females use their extra long snouts to bore into the nuts and acorns, before depositing an egg. The grublike larva hatches and eats the interior of the acorn, then it pupates, chewing its way out of the nut or fruit as an adult beetle…ingenious!

Wait, how does it get the egg into the bored hole?

That has got to be a bit tricky?

The interior of a nut sounds like a cozy place to grow bigger. A tiny wood burning stove at one end, and a firefly in a jar in the corner to illuminate yet another monotonous plate of delicious, nutritious ‘nut’…

Okay that would get old pretty fast.

Sounds like ‘van-life’.

Moving ‘sharply’ along:

 

This grapefruit tree has been one long pruning, and flesh puncturing saga.

It has 1 in” long thorns everywhere, and I mean everywhere!  If this one had gotten much larger, I would’ve had to resort to the ‘funeral-pyre-and-tarp’ process that I used on my front Vitex some time back…not something I recommend.

https://www.eastsidepatch.com/2017/01/the-funeral-pyre/

Incidentally, when you do prune a grapefruit tree, it will grow exponentially fast where the cuts take place. This one invariably had a fresh and unwelcomed mohawk coming out the top of it all the time.

I tried cutting the limbs, but even my hook-saw barely made a dent…what are these things made of?

If you think your agaves are a tad on the sharp side, or you occasionally swear at your “soft” leafed yucca or barrel cactus for giving you the occasional puncture wound, be thankful you did not plant a grapefruit tree.

There is a reason why these trees are occasionally given away free at large box stores!

On a softer note…

Ruby Grass,  ‘pink crystals’

Melinis nerviglumis

 

One of my absolute favorite small grasses for parched exposed areas.

It may be small, it may look delicate, but this grass is as tough as nails.

It is also very tough to photograph the iridescent sheen on the newer seed heads, as they move on the slightest breeze.

Mine are all growing directly in decomposed granite mixed with some amendment soil. They self-seed readily, but are very easy to pull out and control where they are not desired.

For now, I am letting mine spread all over the place between my Rostrata, knockout roses,

and Gulf Muhly in my front garden.

Muhlenbergia Capillaris

 

Gulf Muhly is putting out some great burgundy fall color right now.

They can get quite large, stunning in the light.

I have been propagating these Agave Lophantha Quadicolor for some years now. I have been replanting the pups, of which there are many, and repositioning them in front of what has to be one of the ugliest sotols in horticultural history. (If not the entire history of the natural world).

Look at it lurking in the background, it also moves around in the night!

Aw, COME ON!

Why do I even still have this?

I wince every time I walk past it. I mean, when was it set on fire?  Who set it on fire?

What are those amber lumps…it’s eyes?  It looks like Urko from Planet of the Apes, that is, if Urko had replaced his already ridiculous hat with a sotol for a more dramatic cinematic effect.

“Its going to be a bumpy electoral ride”

Also, there is only one small tap root underneath this mess, hence ‘everything but the kitchen sink’ is wedged tightly under it to keep it semi-upright…it still moves and rolls around all the time.

Glad someone finds it funny.
Dirty rat.

Stay Tuned For:

“Austin Powers”

 

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