Insects

“The Sacrifice”

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The Sacrificephoto curtesy of Dave http://www.flickr.com/photos/grizdave/

The strangest thing happened to me the other day…

smokeHiking in an uncharted  patch of the Patch, I noticed that I was ascending, I climbed steadily uphill for about two solid hours.  I suddenly came to a clearing on top of a huge rock, it seems my rock was one of three holey rocks in the range, towering up out of the lower jungle verbena canopy.  Stunned by the breathtaking view I sat down for a brief rest and one of my first ripe satsumas. In the far off distance my eyes were drawn to a small wisp of fire smoke on the valley floor, could it be another faction of the Naboo tribe perhaps?

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Satsuma

Curiosity got the better of me, I had to find out.  I checked my rations and decided although not enough, I would find some food on the way. I saw a small trail to the side of me that looked like it wound its way down the rock-face in front of me.

Englishmans socks

I checked my compass, pulled up my long socks – “English style” (just below the knee, just high enough to look totally ridiculous)…

climber_1and set off down the holey rock escarpment.  I descended this Texas holey rock to a ledge, where, to my surprise, I found an enormous rope bridge stretching all the way across the valley to another one of the rocky mountains, I decided to make the perilous crossing across this rickety bridge. Who could have built such a structure? Where would it lead?

rope_bridgeAs I ventured down the length of the bridge I noticed that it terminated on the far side inside a cave.

CavePhotograph by joint British-Vietnamese Caving Expedition 2009 / Barcroft Media Ltd.

A rather large cave as it turned out. There were a lot of strange subterranean creatures lurking in the shadows, and lots and lots of moths, attracted to the torch I had just lit. I have never had as many moths as I have had this year, they are everywhere in the patch right now, clouds of them.

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That is quite the hair cut.

MothWhat incredible camouflage this moth had on this old Post Oak leaf

gollum1The cave had one rather annoying inhabitant that would not shut up about a ring. I quickly threw him a fish from my backpack (which struck me as very odd, as I had no recollection where it came from or how it got in their) and headed toward the cave exit.

Sago Palm and potato vineEmerging out of the cave there was some really dense, tropical foliage. Sago palms, and potato vines made walking a lot harder.

DSC00672Clambering through a dense thicket of Fatsia japonica  I could see the small white flower clusters developing, getting ready for an end of year bloom.

Fatsia japonica


Fatsia japonica flowerJust like the fragrant mist flowers these also make the flies and insects go wild. I have four of these, they make great foliage fillers and add a really tropical appearance, with their large glossy leaves.

Fatsia japonica flowerAnd what funky, poached-egg flower structures they have.

Agave and Purple Fountain GrassContinuing forward I found the small trail again, which led me to this,  I can only assume it is some ancient temple of architectural significance. It looks like the central tower is a messaging beacon of sorts, although it was presently unlit, I could see what looked like the burnt remains of a fire at the very top.

DownpourAs I was marveling at the Agave temple, the heavens suddenly opened up,

DSC00774This Familiar Bluet damsel fly took refuge under this overhead canopy.

Barbados cherriesI took shelter and ate some Barbados cherries picked from a nearby bush. Pulling my jacket tightly around me I shut my eyes and rested.

cannibalsI awoke to this motley crew, banging their spears on the ground, and wearing what looked to be modified chimineas as rather cumbersome headdresses.  My eyes focused in on the particularly silly looking mask in the background,  it’s jolly expression disturbing me to the core. What WAS this tribe… Naboo in ancient origin perhaps?  I tried a few mouth clicks combined with some rudimentary tribal gestures that I knew, but they garnered no response, in fact they bound and gagged me, ensuring I did no more. I needed Bob at Draco Gardens to appear, with his superior tribal translation talents.

They tied me up to a log and transported me through the verbena jungle…I feared the worst. My anxiety rose even more as we passed these tiny impaled bodies.

The SacrificeI felt nauseous. Looking up at all these gummy corpses. Was this to be my fate in the Patch?  Impaled on a massive sacrificial barrel cactus like a gummy bear?

DSC00756I screamed out, then screamed some more Ahhhhhhhh!                                  then…

 

Disneyland Bedroom…I must have woken my wife up uttering the words…“No, no, click clack …please..click…nooooooo”! Because the next thing I remember is being jabbed in the ribs, and hearing:  “Your having a bad dream and quit all your mouth clicking!  it is four in the morning, your going to wake the kids!”

That explains how Gollom’s fish got into my backpack.

Funny Face“That was one crazy night, huh D?”

Happenings happening in the Patch this week…

DSC00723The late afternoon sun seemed captured in this small purple Philippine violet vessel.

Barleria cristata



DSC00721The aesthetically sharp top foliage of this plant is almost aloe-like in form, a great contrast to the soft, purple trumpet blooms. A dependable performer. I just wish the blooms lasted a little longer, they bloom and drop quite fast it seems.

DSC00814 I have been trying to get a shot of one of these large wasps for quite some time.  They have been visiting my amaranth from the moment it started to bloom.  The most unnerving thing about these wasps is not only their sheer size, (this one was a smallish one) but the way they scurry around…they are extremely agile. I assumed that they would also be fast to sting, so I have been approaching them from afar, at arms length with the camera. Today though I managed to get in closer, and it did not mind at all.

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These are cicada killer wasps., and they can get to1-½ to 2 inches in length.

Sphecius speciosus (Drury)


These wasps are large, solitary, ground dwelling wasps that provision their homes with cicadas after stinging and paralyzing them. Larvae feed only on cicadas, and the adult will feed on flower nectar.

Cicada Fly away cicada, fly away!


Artemisia and CosmosArtemisia and Cosmos…ice and fire

DSC00805A fall gathering.

DSC00779 This Desert Trumpet Vine, just continues to bloom and bloom. Bumper year this year.  These flower clusters are about a foot around.


 

Desert Trumpet Vine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I want to finish with this very intestinal potato vine, just to gross you out before saying …

intestine

braveheart

“FRREEEDOOOOM”!

You didn’t think this post could escape this sacrifice did you?


 

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“CUT”!

Syrphid Fly? or Waspy, green, grass-hoppery weird bee thingy, summat or nothin’?

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This adult Syrphid Fly (I hope I am right with this identification) is unlike any I have ever seen in the Patch…It is green! What manner of creature is he trying to mimic? Most Hoverflies mimic bees and wasps to protect themselves from predators, this one even had a “buzz” sound as it flew around, trying to be even more convincing…but green? I know it is a fly as it has only two wings, short antenna, and large compound eyes.

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Like a multitude of insects in the garden this week, it was completely engrossed in my fragrant mist flowers that are now  going at full tilt, stinking up a whole section of the garden…now am I the only one but is the term “fragrant” used extremely “loosely” to describe the overpowering fragrance of this plant? I may not care for the stench of  it too much, but the insects, the moths, and brown nosers seem to love it.

Can someone ID this bug?

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Here is the mist flower its all its cloudy glory.

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The favorite past times of the week, have been moth catching and handling…

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…a spot of entomology…

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and some obligatory bubble fountain fondling, his face says it all!

sidjamesThe fragrant mist flower also succeeded in attracting this…No, not Sid James, this…

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A Great Purple Hairstreak,

Atlides halesus…

this has to be one of our most beautiful southern butterflies.  Although it is most commonly known as the great purple hairstreak, it has no purple on it. The brilliant iridescent scales on the upper surface of the wings from which it gets its name are blue not purple.  This is also a new visitor in the patch, the “fragrance” is pulling them all in it seems!

layeringHere is the fragrant mist flower earlier in the year, with Mexican petunia, a hint of Barbados, and a loquat as a backdrop.  As  I was sitting down in front of the mist flower today, taking bug pictures, I could hear the audible popping of the petunia seed pods as the sun heated them up… throwing their seeds as far as they can muster, what a great explosive technique!

Next stop for me: Gregg’s mistflower!

DSC00400 Philippine Violet

Barleria cristata

has also now made it to the ranks of full bloomer. The dark foliage really sets off the purple blooms on this very “classy” looking plant. I plan to get a bunch of these planted at the far end one end of one of my beds, the dark foliage backdrop and height will work well for some lower growing frontal “poppers”…something that does not bloom at the same time, Mmm?

DSC00459Another great combination planting  is the spiky, soft leafed yucca, married with the fuzzy blooms of a swath of Mexican bush sage…

Salvia leucantha

The way the blooms weave their way through the yucca is an added visual bonus.

DSC00471The contrast of the soft purple blooms with the spikey yucca just works,

YuccaI think this would also look great as a mass planting with a couple of large sotols!  The height would almost be perfect, being a little taller than the yucca.

DSC00540Here are mine with a line of Mexican feather grasses in the front, the embedded yucca and a few arching lemon grasses, and of course a few random amaranths thrown in for good measure.  The sotol (far left) is in a different bed, but ohhh I can see the future so clearly now!  I also have a young sotol planted in the middle of this bricked circular bed, (almost hidden in this picture). When mature it will almost fill the diameter of the brickwork, while still allowing all the smaller plants to fill-in around the edges… the taller “antler” plants will be moved.

Why do sotols have to take so long to grow anyway?  It seems to take them forever to get going then, all of a sudden…

Sotolkaboom!  Overnight it seems, they get enormous – love this razor-sharp plant!

Moving on…

Oh yes… I have been flailing around the Patch like Tom Hanks in the hilarious “bee scene” in the movie “The Money Pit” of late, why? Because of these…

Mosquito

“Got One”!

HomerStranglesBart

“Why you little…”

I am so tired of the mosquitoes this year, is it just me or has this been a “bumper” (ahem) year?  To make matters worse they are also coming through the “Dude where’s my Car?” hole in the side of our house where the Tahoe came unexpectedly into our living-room for some very late afternoon tea some weeks back.  An average movie-watching evening in the Patch now consists of everyone sporadically slapping themselves about their heads. To the outside world, we must look like lunatics through our windows. This endless slapping is always preceded by either a disappointed “Uurrgh”! Or “Got One”!  At which point we all have a

waltons“Walton’s moment”, all happy and supportive and such. Interestingly, and ironically, we used to have to slap our TV to get a clear, snow-free, reception, but since the collision (it happened directly behind our TV) it has miraculously fixed itself… amazing what a Chevy Tahoe impact can do for some temperamental consumer electronics.

We have even started to spray repellent on the hobbits at bedtime, it has got that bad – Frodo uses a whole bottle of spray at a time just to cover his rather large feet!  The mosquitoes are eating us alive. Last night one particularly annoying mosquito became obsessed with the inside passages of my right ear, you know how you can hear them buzz when they get in there?  This one kept it up for hours, almost asleep…bzzzzz, almost asleep…bzzzz… etc.etc. I can’t wait for a cold snap to kill them once and for all, can you tell?

DSC00542Purple amaranth growing to great heights.  The pine cone cactus provided some eerie Halloween atmosphere in my middle bed, with it’s slender ghostly fingers. The Jewels of Opar (bottom left), seem to make it into every post I write recently. I did learn today that it’s nickname is Old Lady Hat Pin, because the thin stalks and flower pods resemble the old fashioned long hat pins ladies used to use to hold their hats in place.

DSC00467Looking down the throat of this agave, a shadow caught my eye.

DSC00460Ripening satsumas. Almost there, this little tree is buckling even more now as the fruit have swollen, mmm, maybe that is the reason to thin them out somewhat? Anyway it is going to be a great fall harvest, to be exact 94!  Give or take one or two.

DSC00550Finally I would like to give my sincerest thanks to Linda and the super friendly film-crew at CTG for entering bravely into the ESP last Monday. The Naboos finally allowed everyone right-of-passage, after all the paperwork was completed.  A lot of mouth clicking later we were all guaranteed that no-one would get hit with a poisoned blow dart…something that I have feared for weeks.  The morning of the shoot, before anyone arrived, I stealthily walked slowly to my shed. I calmly removed a roll of silver duct tape. Cutting a length from the roll, I walked slowly back up to where the Botox Lady was loudly “resting”. I knelt like a knight beside her stone head, my hands unwillingly approaching her rather large snoring mouth, my duct tape at the ready… you will not believe what happened to me next…She…

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