Insects

“Nosy Parker”

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I will start with a design challenge I have recently completed.

My client had lived with this floating ‘peanut’ bed for some time and was ready for a change…

…a deserted island in an ocean of grass.

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This garden had some great bones and great oaks, the layout was just lacking purpose, rationale and flow.

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A recently refurbished back deck was in a spacial war with the encroaching peanut, a peanut that was lined with small ‘mortared’ chunks of limestone and holy rocks…what is this obsession with concreting things into a landscape?

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To make matters worse, the mortar that was holding these small rocks solidly above ground had to be about a foot deep. Oh yes, I said a foot deep.

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They were like little limestone icebergs, small above ground but with enough concrete below to half fill a dumpster and keep my crew busy for half a day. They were the first thing on my sledgehammers ‘things to hit’ list.

The second thing I wanted to address was the integration of the decking steps into the landscape to visually and functionally give them purpose and anchor them into the new scheme.

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A visualization was generated to capture and communicate the design intent:

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Over-sized Oklahoma flagstone was introduced to bridge the stairwells, creating an expanded central planting bed in the void between them.

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Here is the new layout before any planting:

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And looking the other way,

Before:

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Visualization:

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Installation:

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Fence-softening loquats and bamboo muhly grasses ease the transition between turf and flagstone. The new layout creates a flowing and naturalistic aesthetic.

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An intense stare from this piece of flagstone.

Back in the Patch…

…somebody had been sticking his nose where he shouldn’t,

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through a corrugated metal fence of all things to fight with a pit bull.

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The end result:

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Fence / Napoleon complex: 7 stitches, Pit Bull: 0

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The cookies have almost gone for another year.

I knew those pallets would come in useful.

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Gopher plants are in full swing,

Euphorbia rigida

 

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they look great around broad paddles and are particularly effective when weaving through edging boulders.

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Fatsia Japonica have finished flowering and are now

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producing thousands of green berries.

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These will mature to shiny black as winter draws to an end, a great late winter feast for the birds.

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Now this is what I call an infestation!

I have this scale (Diaspis echinocacti) on two opuntia paddles.

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I had no idea how these tiny oysters functioned.

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Treatment was easy…snap off infected paddle and discard.

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Stay Tuned For:

“Branching Out”

 

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We had once again survived Christmas.

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A set of styrene guns kept him busy,

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she got the doll she had coveted for the last 6 months,

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and we got a bunch more stuffed characters for Kumo to terrorize and pull the eyes off well into next year.

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We hunkered down with blankets on the couch, drank Bailey’s Irish Cream and watched all of the Harry Potter movies…once again, one a night for eight nights.

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We indulged in fine Christmas fare straight out of the garden,

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and exercised regularly in the recycling bin.

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Even the Largus bugs were in a festive spirit, staggering around on the dance floor, spilling their champagne and telling bad jokes.

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I am about as tough on watches as I am with work boots,

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so I was very happy to open this on Christmas morning.

My previous Swiss Army watch had an extremely rare and distressing appointment down the u-bend of our toilet last fall, one of those “I couldn’t repeat that again if I tried” accidents. It was not a fitting end for a timepiece that had survived huge pieces of flagstone rolling and scraping across it, with never a hint of a scratch.

Moving along:

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I did say I watched ALL the Harry Potter movies.

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Purple heart is still hanging in there, it will be a big heaping pile of festering sludge in no time at all,

but for now:

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Purple heart to wild purple mold,

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just because I can.

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I always crave a full English breakfast after looking at the flowers on Fatsia Japonica,

straight out of a fantasy book.

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Loquats are also flowering prolifically at the moment,

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along with some shrimps,

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and the copper canyon daisies.

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Habaneros and satsuma also providing some winter color. Only three satsumas on the tree this year and they were huge, larger than oranges. They were ripe and it was time for the annual tasting ceremony.

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what do you think?

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“Tastes like orangery-water and peel, want some?”

“Nope, I get it.”

She proceeded to devour it all.

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Thanks to all who have read, commented or just lurked in the east side shadows this past year.

Stay Tuned For:

“The Appendage”

 

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