Palms

“Tulipomania”

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Artist: Philippe de Champaigne
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Tulip mania or tulipomania was a period in the Dutch Golden Age during which contract prices for bulbs of the recently introduced tulip reached extraordinarily high levels and then suddenly collapsed.

At the peak of tulip mania, in March 1637, some single tulip bulbs sold for more than 10 times the annual income of a skilled craftsman. It is generally considered the first recorded speculative bubble (or economic bubble).

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A Satire of Tulip Mania by Jan Brueghel the Younger (ca. 1640) depicts speculators as brainless monkeys in contemporary upper-class dress. In a commentary on the economic folly, one cheeky monkey urinates on the previously valuable plants, others appear in debtor’s court and one is carried to the grave.

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Anonymous 17th-century watercolor of the Semper Augustus,

famous for being the most expensive tulip sold during tulip mania. (10,000 guilders.)

(From Wikipedia)

We have had a little slice of mania pie ourselves..

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We have them growing in containers:

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We have them growing in the ground:

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This should surely put the “Dad why don’t you ever grow flowers” conversation to rest once and for all.

(Thanks for the bulbs JJ.)

The green berries on this Fatsia Japonica have now turned black.

There is so much fruit the stems are under strain.

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Surprisingly the birds so far have left them alone.

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Another great naturalizing bulb with a really ‘cool’ color are the Spring Starflowers:

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Ipheion ‘Rolf Fiedler’

 

is an electric blue color which really pops against a dark background and looks particularly psychedelic reflected in the Cactusman’s eyeglasses.

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What is really odd is how his eyes have come to fit his facial expression.

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Moving along to my Largus Bug Infestation:

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This plague has been around the Patch for a few months now with no intervention from me, well until recently.

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I have been kicking this ‘Macho Mocha’ mangave’s butt for weeks now, attempting to dislodge the critters every time I walked past it, a futile activity but it was fun to watch the bugs get airborne.

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This is the only plant/agave that has sustained damage from the Largus, here is a group of them slurping away on their favorite tall mocha.

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I decided I would add something a little extra ahem ‘topping’ to their favorite beverage in the form of some Diatomaceous earth…feeling thirsty now?…

…I just bet you are.

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A few days later the bugs were mostly gone and to my surprise a flower stalk was on the rise,

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a rather curvacious one.

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The only time I go under this sabal major in my hell-strip is to cut off the occasional low hanging limb. Some time ago I tucked a handful of sedum in at the base of the palm and totally forgot about it.

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“Spread well has the sedum”

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While I was in here I decided to check up on the inebriated cactus who was still looking, well…

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…totally inebriated. 

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Stay Tuned For:

“Bridge Over the River Why?”

 

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“A Change of Scenery”

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Dragonfly wings,

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buried in the sand?

It could mean only one thing,

we were off on vacation,

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and we had survived the “6 Harry Potters” worth of car-time to get there.

The 12 hour journey was accompanied by the repeatedly repeated phrases from the parental units trying desperately to hold it together…“If you do that again you will loose the iPad for one Harry, do you understand?” and at every gas station: “Did you go to the restroom…did you go to the restroom?

And “stop that humming!”

followed by the final blow

…”you have lost the iPad for a Harry”.

Oh yes, if it wasn’t for the sporadic in-car reading (courtesy of my wife) of the poaching exploits of

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I think we all would have all permanently lost it.

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We had arrived at Gulf Shores, Alabama.

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They jumped out of the car and were on the beach before you could say sunscreen.

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I was not far behind them with my fishing rod.

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A couple of pompano on my second cast (really it was) caught the attention of this Great Blue Heron down the beach:

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I released the fish back into the water but only one made it back to the deep, the other was gracefully harpooned by a formidable beak.

The heron never left my side after this.

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It was like the evil penguin on Wallace & Gromit.

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Always looming.

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This Remora Shark Sucker fish did escape the beak.  These funny looking fish have a sucker pad on top of their head that is used to attach themselves to Shark, Snapper, Cobia etc…they are cleaner fish.

If I had known this at the time I may have attached a couple of these fish to the seat-belt-smudged tattoo that ended up EVERYWHERE.

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The tattoo apparently lasts a month!

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Her hidden agenda at the beach naturally involved lots of these:

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and precisely seven of these:

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Time to get some refreshment at our favorite hangout…

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Let me guess, something to do with Minecraft and American Girl Dolls?

DSC06731Every so often a buzzer would sound and this would happen which was good as it was noticeably fading the tattoo smudges.

resultFinal day blues.

Thank you D&J, we had the best time.

We decided to break up the return journey and splurge with an evening in New Orleans at the

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In the heart of the French Quarter.

Lets just say it made a dramatic change to the Best Westerns we were accustomed to.

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Jaws dropped entering the foyer, and off to the side was the amazing

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Carousel Bar & Lounge where patrons circumnavigate at one revolution every 15 minutes.

The biggest hit was the mandavilla lined rooftop pool

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followed by fresh dressing gowns and chocolates that were found on the bed.

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Next morning it was Beignets at Cafe Du Monde,

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and a walk through Jackson Square with its specimen multi-trunked Mediterranean Fan Palms.

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Hmm, I think I may not have given mine quite enough space – good job they are slow growing.

Are those…it can’t be…

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…Oleanders…the size of trees!

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This is not what we looked like after the drive back to Austin.

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Stay Tuned For:

“Oh Drupes!

 

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