Pyracantha

“Agavephobia”

“Ahhh, Differential grasshopper.”

Oh come on, what was I going to do?

Melanoplus differentialis

 

Did you know that one of their favorite gourmet meals is Giant ragweed?

Ragweed is a plant synonymous with late summer hay fever, and one I struggle to clear my throat of every year. The plant is generally considered the greatest allergen of all pollens in North America.

Today, there is no area in the US that is free of ragweed pollen.

So chomp away my spiny-legged pest, but you better move immediately away from my Mex. Leucantha, if you know what is good for you.

The design on this insect is quite something, the armored plating, the militia graphics on its thighs, the hooks, spines and alien eyes.

“Get them off me…I have agavephobia you know!”

Calm down Gandalf!

I will thin them out soon enough, and I had no idea.

Def.   Agavephobia is a condition where the sufferer becomes anxious in environments that heavily feature members of the agave family. Triggers for this anxiety may include serrated edges, unnecessary worry and concern for loved ones, and more rarely in subjects, a fear of sharp soil. Agavephobia is often, but not always, compounded by a fear of sharp points, weevils and drought tolerant, water wise planting schemes.

Changes are certainly in the Patch air.

Pyracantha berries are a reminder that pumpkins are just around the corner.

The rain and the sun has put this satsuma tree back on track for a great fall harvest.

“Aye, she has a nice bunch of satsumas all right, but i’m tellin ye, anymere, n’ she’ll fall apart. Just-one-mere-satsu…”

No more Scotty!

Asparagus Fern,

Asparagus pyramidalis


Asparagus pyramidalis is a hybrid between A. plumosa and tree fern, it adopts a more vertical, layered habit than other cultivars but it is equally as invasive.  Asparagus fern is somewhat deceiving as a name because it is not a fern at all, it merely looks like one, it is in fact a relative of edible asparagus. Pyramidalis is more dense and does not wrap round other plants or trees like plumosa.

Both my pyramidalis (above),

and my plumosa (above) ferns are currently displaying tiny off-white flowers.

Moving along…

Soft Mexican bush sage contrasts well with soft leaf yucca.

This stand in the front of the Patch is completely out of control and leggier that I would like it (pruning negligence on my part), though it does have more of a natural rambling look when left to its own devices like this…

…okay it is just leggy.

On sending up a flower spike yuccas

flower very quickly.

A great drought tolerant plant for our area and well worth getting a jab now and then, oh and if you are as obsessive as me,

you may not want to get down low and look into the heart of the plant.

This is almost as annoying as…

I said almost.

You can see where I started in on this stock tank sticker in the top left corner, and the massive progress that I made attempting to remove it.

Stupid stock tank stickers.

Duranta erecta ‘Sapphire Showers’ is very much living up to its name.

Stunted Cone flowers and browning feather grasses signal in the fall.

Inspirational Images of the Week:

Path at Powis Castle in Wales leads to dark trail winding through a stunning yew hedge.

Some beautiful Hipstamatic and filter work by:

http://tinktastichana.tumblr.com/

I will leave you with some serious landscape LED lighting. Forest of Light is a serene forest of 20,000 illuminated stems scattered along a forest walk.

Art Installation: Bruce Munro

Longwood Gardens, Pennsylvania

http://www.longwoodgardens.org/lwgHome.html

And here is a link to a free App that allows you to explore the Gardens and installations after hours:

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/light-installations-by-bruce/id532235352?mt=8

Stay Tuned for:

“Thats Just Not Blight!”

 

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Happy Birthday PP.

“Eye-Popping”

I found this humorous one-eyed little ‘thingymajig’ on one of my

Madam Ganna Walska water lilies. I have no idea what this is, and I am not sure I want to find out. Still, it did make me smile as I performed a double-take on the entity. I could not resist stumbling through the undergrowth to give it a closer prod or two with a small stick.

Half expecting a little scream the ‘Whatchamacallit’ just flexed inside it’s transparent membrane before returning to its original shape…brrr, brrr and more brrr.

It is amazing what you can find staring back at you in a garden.

With temperatures now consistently into triple digits there are not too many plants that are still in their prime.

The pride of Barbados,

Caesalpinia pulcherrima

 

has to be one of the most flamboyant that is. These blooms work great against a shady backdrop, in this case a loquat.

The foliage also carries a lot of movement with broad bipinnately compound leaves…adjusts heavily taped up black glasses.

Waxy bean-shaped pods follow the flowers, starting green like mine are right now.

These will flush red, and eventually turn a rustic crunchy brown in the fall before splitting open.

“Ach ESP, ye ken I dunnae like those words mun.”

Oleanders also enjoy a good triple-digit roasting and no additional water.

This one near my hell-strip responds to the heat with these tropical colored blooms. Not being someone who plants a lot of flowers, I rely on specimens like this to punctuate color into a predominately foliage-driven scene, and oleander is one of my favorites – tough as nails, deer resistant with colors and hues that pack a punch.

Don’t let your pets or neighbors nibble on them or use them as barbecue skewers though, they do present cardiac glycosides. Of course Kumo seems to prefer man-made objects.

Now standing at 10ft, this King Tut papyrus also does well in the heat of the summer so long as the stock tank has a good soaking once a week.

Thyralis also does well in the heat and the shade though it also requires additional moisture to stop it looking sad and sagging.

The belting sun has pushed this barrel cactus to produce a lot more blooms,

although to date I have not witnessed any flowers.

Having a long and jaded relationship with this particular barrel I was reluctant to get too close with the camera.

http://www.eastsidepatch.com/2010/09/painful-extractions/

This next one has me puzzled…

I took this photo of these pyracantha berries a few weeks back,

and here is the same shrub today?

I thought the berries went from yellow to orange to red?

Moving along…

This is “Nature’s Treasures”

http://ntrocks.com/

it is where she spends ALL of her allowance. She would spend the entire day in here given half a chance.

They sell lots and lots of interesting rocks,

and many different crystalline entities,

fossils and minerals.

We came away with a great selection of new stones for the tumbler.

Hot work this rock picking!

And it really was, our rock bin was situated out the back of the premises,

outside in the blazing heat.

By the time the last rock was placed in the basket and weighed we were all feeling like Mars’ Rovers.

The trip also inspired some impromptu rock painting on these leftover chunks of Silvermist flagstone that I found lurking under the mud in the back of my truck…yes I finally cleared it out.

Finally:

I will finish with some before and after shots of a poolside patio I have recently designed and installed for a client.

 

The scheme focused on two areas near the owners house which were struggling in both form and function. The left side was very cluttered due to many conflicting mediums, an over-sized prefab pond and unconsolidated planting scheme. The right side was populated by my old friend Asiatic jasmine, some struggling lawn and a shed too close to the house.

My primary goal was to open up the area, allowing it to visually and functionally “breathe”. This basically required a fresh start…everything, pretty much, had to go.

The existing furniture and utility storage bin were a work around.

Here is the design that I worked up:

The Silvermist flagstone and Tejas black back-fill gravel references the blue-grey color of the pool tiles and the new proposed house trim color. With the pond gone and a smaller invisible fountain replacing it there is a lot more functional space. A sparse and loose planting scheme softens up the edges and Mexican beach pebbles blend at the base of the fountain.

Here is the install almost completed. On the right side I introduced a stock tank (planted with cattails) to break up the expanse of that side of the house. The cattails should be just about the perfect height to sway around in front of the window. The shed was moved and replaced with a couple of fast growing cypress trees for natural privacy.

Inspirational concept of the week,

Rain Vase by to22 Studio:

“When was the last time you felt a part of a rain shower? Did you look into the sky with delight as each droplet fell? What if you could not only experience a downpour, but could bring some of it inside to remember, or even share. We want to invite you outside on a rainy day; enable you to have fun. The vase is all about preserving and then sharing that feeling.”

 

 

Stay Tuned for:

“Arch Nemesis”

 

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