Rosemary

Austin Powers?

 

This Sabal Palm took a bit of a beating when the city came through our street to clear foliage away from the overhead wires.

This was the first time the city have done this since we moved to East Austin over 20 years ago. It was either a stupid hair-cut, or they were going to cut down the whole thing!

I assume the now decapitated palm will push out new center growth when it breaks dormancy, we will see.

Further down the street, this pittosporum was sliced in half by the same crew to reveal this elegant pole.

I won’t bother posting what all the crepe myrtles ended up looking like…you already know.

After the brutal pruning came the brutal Freeze.

Monday, 15th Feb, 1am – the power goes out in the Patch.

Little did we know we were going to remain without power for the next four freezing days and nights!

Our old uninsulated 1890’s house was built and positioned for maximum airflow, to keep it cool in the summer. It’s cold inside our house when temperatures dip below freezing, even with the heater on!

“Arrr and let me tellest ye Winslow, when the wind came down from the north that eve, and the following eves, rattling the shutters, the cold creeping into ye bones, all was dark, all was lost in the Patch.”

“Boredom Makes Men To Villains.”

“Spock…our life support systems are down, our technology rendered useless, we have got to get out of here…got to get…somewhere warmer…”

Going to bed had become a life and death affair.

She looks like she is smiling, in fact, that was the expression she wore as her face froze the first night of the outage, her birthday.

You could see your breath inside the house.

This old Coleman Lantern and a hot water bottle from my youth provided some light and warmth. It uplifted our spirits a couple of hours each night. Well that, and a very nice Scotch I had forgotten about in my old hipflask.

Unlike many, thankfully we did not lose water or gas to our stove. Unfortunately, our oven had an electric ignition, so that was rendered useless.

Having a bath was also not a viable option.

It snowed.

It iced.

It snowed some more.

It is ironic we couldn’t really enjoy it, because we were just too cold.

Though we did venture out everyday for a walk.

During the day it was warmer outside, than inside the house.

Snowboarding the Eastside!

We spent many hours in the car, a major source of heat and device charging. I grew up in many cold environments and old houses in Scotland, but for the record, this was the coldest and darkest escapade of my life.

It all became too much for my Desert Willow…the first casualty of many I fear.

Arizona Cypress ‘blue ice’ living up to its name.

Hours past into days, days passed into weeks…etc., etc.

“How long have we been in this house?

Five weeks?

Two days?

Help me recollect.”

By the end of the 4 days things were pretty grim hygienically, morally and food wise.

Then pop! On came the lights, and a few days after that…the thaw.

Who says we don’t have fall color in Central Texas…we do now!

I also have a lot of oozing and fizzing going on courtesy of my fleshy plants.

The Sago Palms new coloration looks amazing, even more tropical looking then when it’s green! The background variegated pittosporum has already began to defoliate as a lot of plants will do in the weeks ahead. Just what I need, more leaves to clean up.

We wont know the full damage of course until the Spring, but I can safely say things have looked a lot ‘better’ in the Patch.

“Would you like some blackened citrus or rosemary to go with your catfish sir?”

The barrels and tongues baring the scars of the icy ordeal.

As for me,

I will summarize that frigid week and my general demeanor at the end of it in one image:

Stay Tuned For:

“Post Agricultural Apocalypse”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Fire-pits & Giggles

Butler Bricks

I have been messing with these old Butler bricks for quite some time…as you do.

I have salvaged them wherever I could…stacking them here, stacking them there,

ancient monuments to remind me of an uncompleted project.

The first crop circle I built with them had a few seats around it and was occasionally used as an unusually painful campground when my kids were smaller.

 

When I decided to expand on the area, and with the removal of my stock-tank fish pond, it became clear I would have to take the bricks back up and start from scratch with a new center point.

More bricks were salvaged during our recent remodel and the removal of this brick patio.

 

I did lose a few Butlers to concrete and broken corners.

I decided to go with an in-ground fire-pit this time round.

This works out great as we now use it as a fire-pit in the cold months and a table straddles the pit in the summer.

The crack in between the bricks is like crack for the weeds, apparently. They grow as fast as I pull them.

Only another two more rings of bricks to go…of course it isn’t finished.

I keep getting distracted by things like this:

Ugh, and this:

I mean, what manner of nonsense is really going on on this branch?

 

These two old rosemary bushes, although healthy in this picture, had developed a lot of dead and brown growth at their bases.

And here they are after I attacked them with the Fiskars.

Wizened rosemary bonsai trees!

With the long hot summer drawing to an end and with minimal precipitation this Fatsia Japonica…well,

lets just say it has looked better.

Some of this summer stars have been the Mexican Honeysuckle,

Lonicera japonica

 

knockout roses and ‘hardy red’ oleander.

Burgundy Canna remains cool in the heat and it has been a bumper year for the Pride of Barbados.

These plants can take the excruciating and prolonged summer temperatures,

myself on the other hand…

even Kumo looked a little peeky after spending an afternoon outside.

On that note I will leave you with a modern design I worked on for a new build near Mopac in Austin.

Before
Rendering

Before
Rendering

Installation…come on turf!

Installation

Floating Bench / Steel Planter

Before

Rendering


Installation


Installation

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