Rosemary

“The Wheels of Change”

“I Think I Jinxed Myself” should perhaps be a more fitting title for this particular post!  Little did I know when I titled this post last week that I would a) wake up to a flat tire on my trusty steed b) end up having to buy a “new” tire c) find out a few hours later that the “new” tire also had a hole in it, and d) have to replace the “new” tire with another new “new” tire.

“The Wheels of Change” indeed.

Things are changing finally in Central Texas, nighttime temperatures are now occasionally dipping, something

my opuntia tree seems to be enjoying.

I have been hacking at this one’s lower limbs for quite some time to get it shaped up into a more vertical stature…

…it bares the cauterized war wounds of many an ancient battle with my trusty hook saw.

It does not matter how much you hack at this little asparagus fern, (which, like a lot of others, is not actually a true fern)

Asparagus setaceus / Asparagus plumosus

 

 

or Plumosa Fern

it always comes back.

Don’t be fooled by this fern’s delicate disposition, it is as hard as nails and tolerates anything the Texas weather throws at it. You can let it creep around other plants like I now do to offer contrast to broader leaf plants like this burgundy canna lily, (a pairing that works very well together) or you can be a little more ambitious with it as I was some years ago…

I planted two tiny plants against these bamboo poles, a couple of years later they resembled conifers.  The plant will grow in full sun to shade and it will spread, so watch out where you plant it.  It is also toxic and has thorns but other than that I personally like it. It would work really well if left to its own devices to climb over ornamental gates etc.
The onset of all my fragrant mist flowers and my

Barbados cherry blooming has created an eruption of these tiny sryphid flies in the Patch:

Allograpta obliqua


These aphid consuming, beneficial little hover flies are all over the place at the moment,

Also still blooming are the fall asters,

yellowbells,

and this shiny little ice plant that receded to almost nothing this summer but is quickly returning from between the rocks.

Moving On:

Remember my flatulent stock tank that burped and threw up on me last March? My halflings affectionately refer to this particular tank as “the poop-pond” due to it having Dillo Dirt in it.

I planted it up with small clumps of horsetail reed and threw in a couple of dwarf papyrus for good measure and said “let the battle begin”.

Eight months later and it has exploded, filling the entire tank. I would say this battle is well under way with perhaps the dwarf papyrus having the slight advantage.
Finally…

a front make-over:

Large sweeping pathways were created around both sides of this house for functional access and to visually draw attention to, and emphasize the grand entryway of the property.

Lots of Asiatic jasmine ground cover was removed (stay calm, stay calm, deep breaths, (subtle knee murmur)) along with the existing shrubbery that was getting rather long in the tooth.

In its place came a weed suppressed base of grey Tejas black gravel and a fresh new planting scheme, heavy on the prostate rosemary to cascade over the elevated retainer wall, the intent being something like this:

A mass-planting of bamboo muhly softens the edges of the walkway and more burgundy cannas are used in sunken stock tanks next to the entryway to pick up on the house trim color.

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“Poking around the Pokeweed”

 

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And the curtains open once again on another mad cold / warm weather-week in the patch, but spring is most certainly in the air, I can smell it.

Mysterious plants are once again on the rise,


narcissus are blooming,

and when the sun is shining the anoles are out and lounging in large numbers, warming their cold winter bones.

“Ahh, so much better”.

I found this one in an orange water bucket, hence the rather “warm” background,

and another catching some rays deep in the center of this large sotol, a perilous place.


I even had a rogue water lily bloom this week, a sure sign we must be on the gradual warm-up.  I will be moaning about tying an iced turban in no time at all.

Something these sago palms are, by the looks of them, desperately looking forward to (the heat, not the turban tying).  As you can see the king (top) and the Prince (lower) are in a regal crises, their robes threadbare, their crowns non-existent.

Moving on…

I moved a large container this week that appeared to be somewhat of a sanctuary for a bunch of these…

living and hunting under it, decollate snails,

Rumina decollata


(Linnaeus 1758).  When these elongated snails are about 10 mm long, they strangely lose the top 3 whirls of their shells!  They are also quite fond of snail cannibalism (not the same species).  Nothing makes this snail’s stomach rumble more, than the mouth-watering thought of a young and succulent common garden snail for Sunday dinner…for this reason decollate snails are most welcome gastronomes in the Patch.

According to the experts, Decollate snails may nibble young plants, but they prefer a heartier, more substantial meal if given the choice, and the younger the snail the better.  They even devour the eggs of regular garden snails like ikura.

Sometimes referred to as destroyer snails, these snails can eat a brown snail from the inside-out (brrr)…a true and veracious predator.

“I am beginning to (insert Lector noises right about here) like these decollates“.

The only states that allow purchase and release of these snails are Arizona, Texas, New Mexico and California (selected counties only), around $230 for around a 1000!

decollatesfeeding.jpg Disturbing image courtesy of associatesinsectary.com

A regiment of rumina decollata getting down to culinary business, bibs already on, escargot forks at the ready! I am just glad I am not that brown garden snail.

On an even more disturbing note, I believe a curse has been placed on the residents of the ESPatch.

“I knew it would happen…didn’t I tell you”?

At about the 4:15 everyday this is is when the curse seems to kick in,

all of our feet grow to ridiculous proportions (to apparently aid stability) then it is off to work, breaking through lumber, bricks and concrete to the accompanying sounds of “Heh, huh, huh” “snort” and “squawk”! What manner of curse is this?

“It does look like a particularly nasty one Sir”?

“Agreed”.

We all soon start to regress, turning on each other and eventually snatching, grabbing and clawing at any iPhone in reach, “m…m…my turn…HEY IT’S MY T”…etc, etc, etc.

Need I say more?

The curse lifts apparently only with the onset of dinner and dead iPhone batteries.

Finally…

Oxalis is looking very saturated right now.

The latest addition to the Patch : Coastal Rosemary,

Westringia fruticosa



‘Wynyabbie Gem’, an Australian native. Terrific fine rosemary-like foliage with small clusters of attractive mauve-pink flowers that appear throughout the year.  In stark contrast to regular rosemary this shrub has absolutely no fragrance whatsoever. It is a fast growing upright and dense growing shrub that can reach an astonishing 6-8 feet tall by 6 feet wide…now that is my kind of rosemary!

This one is destined for future expansion in my hell-strip.


Before:

And after:

Backbone in, mine slightly out!




Garden Design. South Austin…

Done!


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