Seeds

“X Marks the Scot”

Jeff_Goldblum

No, no, no.

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Oh yes, yes, afraid so Jeff.

As you can see, we are off to a terrific start this week.

During warm weather, and it is warm right now, a fly can produce a family generation in less than two weeks…

…I hate flies,

Brrr

and roaches,

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and if one gets into the house I have to put on my safari outfit and immediately embark on the hunt to the inevitable family refrain…“it is only a fly Dad!”

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I have fried numerous keyboards frantically flailing around my computer desk trying to swat one.

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My aggression is self evident.

Only a fly indeed.

On a larger scale : this could do some serious damage…

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…and it did.

Demolition

A couple of hours later and my neighbors house over my back fence looked like this.

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A few more hours and the lot was nearly empty.

While the crew were back there I persuaded the bucket operator to take a scoop from the top of my 10 year old large brush pile, “just to take the rough off.”

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I won’t go into the unmentionables darting around as he did this, but there were many.

Bugs

There should have been adjudicators present.

With the area now clear my kids wasted no time hopping over the fence armed with cloaks, masks

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and metal detectors.

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I got to work moving some of that fine compost,

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until the late afternoon sun got the better of me.

It is hard to believe, but this started out as a pristine iced turban!

I quickly rehydrated with a slice or two of…

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Moving Along:

Gaura lindheimeri

Gaura lindheimeri

 

or ‘whirling butterflies’ is living up to its name. The ‘butterflies’ reside on the end of long flower spikes that move in all directions on the wind.

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After flowering these stems will be pruned back.

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This plant makes a great pairing with Mexican feather grass and likes the same planting conditions / soil.

Sea oats are now turning color, a sure sign that fall is just around the corner.

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That is duranta ‘Sapphire Showers’ in the background and one plant

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goes a very long way.

A great sprawler to soften and take care of a problem area or to fill-in a fence corner.

This one is planted in shade under my post oak and it blooms prolifically for a good part of the year.

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The barrels are blooming for the second year.

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The spent brown flowers from last year are slowly rolling down the sides of the barrels.

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I contemplated picking them out, then, realizing what I was proposing, had a George McFly moment.

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Barrel_cactus_flower
Finally:

This Buddha’s Belly bamboo is now leaning over so far,

I am considering training and strapping it permanently into an archway over this pathway.

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Has this ever happened to your Bellies?

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At first it bothered me,

but now I like this swaying green arch.

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Stay Tuned for:

“Plants Vs Zombification

 

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“Megasporophylls!”

school-out-for-summer“School’s out for Summer!”

And what better way to celebrate than a trip to Dave & Buster’s right after school.

As we approached the front door I naturally began eyeing up the two mature sago palms…hmm, I wonder?

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After writing my previous post about my own strobilus exploits my awareness has been heightened to these ancient plants. I have stopped and peered into the hearts of multiple plants on my travels the past few weeks to look at their…ahem, organs.

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I had seen numerous strobili but, as yet, no females / seeds.

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I could see from the cone that the left hand sago was a male but I could not see anything in the right hand plant.

I held my breath, heart racing (okay not really)

and…

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There it was, sago palm coral, a heart of seeds.

It takes a couple of months for the seeds to develop and ripen in the feathery scales of the megasporophylls and about twice as long to learn how to pronounce and spell it.

As the female cone begins to disintegrate it releases all the seeds across the ground under the mother sago.

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Now I need to cut off my own strobilus and buy a trench coat and trilby for dramatic effect, (not necessarily in that order) for the subversive nocturnal act that I now feel compelled to perform in front of D&B.

British-Bobby

“Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello, what’s going on ‘ere then?”

I think I will stand less chance of getting apprehended if I perform the pollen shaking deed during the hours of darkness. The tricky part is going to be collecting all the seeds after pollination…

…”No, no, you don’t understand officer, you see I pollinated this plant some time ago and I was just climbing back in here to collect some of the seeds, you see cycads ar…”

I started to plan a better response in my head as we entered the building.

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We played our usual games, won our usual 6K tickets and exchanged them for the usual array of cheap Chinese products that usually stop working somewhere between exiting the establishment and the opening of my car door in the parking lot, but they had fun, they were on summer vacation.

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  DSC01589Moving On:

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My potential annual Darwin Award activity took place last week on the roof of my house as I cut off some post oak limbs that had been scraping and banging above our heads every time there was a breeze. I was also not delighted to find an enormous and foul smelling pile of raccoon excrement waiting for me under the eaves, directly above the blocked gutter.

Well that’s just great.

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My boots had zero traction on the metal roof so to get to the offending branches required a rather painful shimmy backwards down the length of the roof. I always choose an overcast day to get up here to avoid getting branded by the corrugated metal roof.

I should have taken some pictures up there.

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A tiny grasshopper watching my rooftop kerfuffle.

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Lots of humidity and lots of blooms this week,

Shell-Ginger

tropical looking shell flowers emerging from the husk.

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Shell-flower,

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is commonly called shell ginger or shellflower due to it’s shell pink flowers and buds that look like sea shells.

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They remind me of the Coquina Clams she obsessively collected at South Padre Island:

http://www.eastsidepatch.com/2011/06/across-the-gulf/

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Say ahh.

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Opuntia in full swing,

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and a new one for the Patch:

Justicia betonica, J. pallidior

white shrimp plant,

Justicia betonica, J. pallidior

 

pink tubular blooms will eventually emerge from this spike of white calyxes.

This plant is zoned for 9, 10 & 11 so fingers crossed.

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Coneflowers are popping up,

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great against a dark foliage backdrop.

And the sunflowers

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continue to attract a host of pollinators.

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Talking of which, I have some business to attend to.

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Stay Tuned for:

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