shrubs

“Pick, Pick, Picking”

Pennisetum setaceum

There is nothing nicer to come home to than a roaring pennisetum fire.

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‘Fireworks’ (Variegated Purple Fountain Grass)

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The mid-vein is the typical burgundy color, it is flanked by red-pink margins. New growth on the grass is much brighter than regular burgundy fountain grass, as the plant matures the foliage turns darker until both plants look very similar.

This one is now in its 3rd year.

Santolina

Being in Texas I cool mine down with some santolina ice.

Embers.

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Here are the standard purple fountain grasses (Pennisetum setaceum ‘Rubrum’) with darker coloration.

I said Rubrum!

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All these grasses are supposed to be annuals, but they usually return here in Texas. The dark foliage makes a great backdrop to brighter plants and foliage.

Talking of fireworks, these Jewels of Opar, ‘Kingwood Gold’

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are putting on a fine display in my small circular bed.

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Small pink flowers quickly turn into thousands of ruby spheres.

foliage A great plant to brighten up a shady spot, but beware,

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it seeds readily in every nook and cranny. I have not had a problem controlling the plant though, I just pop out any plants that I do not want.

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Behind the jewels there is all manner of horticultural pandemonium going on, larkspur, hoja santa, wild sunflowers with

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ridiculous tiny heads, I have had larger 4 nerve daisies than this!

I really wanted to pull these before they developed a large root system but they were covered in ladybugs and a host of other insects. A gold finch stops by regularly to hop around on its lower branches to feast.

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Everyday I see her pick, pick picking on them.

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Moving Along:

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This Duranta erecta ‘Sapphire Spears’ never seems to stop blooming. The plant did not die back last winter so it is already around 8ft tall, the plant can double this height under the right conditions.

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Finally:

What is that smell?

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“It wasn’t me!”

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Kumo?

Imagine a large bucket full of rotten eggs and “trapped wind” (UK), cover the bucket with Saran wrap and allow to fester in the sun for a few weeks. Take off the Saran wrap, toss in a few more ‘unmentionables’ then open bucket in a semi-enclosed environment, say a back deck. This would approximate the stench of a freshly opened bottle of Microbe-Lift.

It even makes the shipping packaging reek!

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Usually really excited when we get any box in the mail my son got a rather ‘rude awakening’ with this particular parcel which, once past the cellophane exterior, was enough to send anyone’s gag reflex into overdrive.

Stench

Oh yes it is bad, I mean really bad, but with small bunches of oregano stuffed in each nostril (I will spare you this photo…watch out for the stalks), a few glugs of this organic stuff is extremely effective for removing algae and improving pond water quality,

Algae

and do I need it.

A combination of rising water temperatures and an over-abundance of tadpoles from the gulf coast toads always produces this murky soup around this time of year and if it is not addressed, fish will start a-floating.

Now that the

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has been solved, it is time to move on to those peculiar hanging ropes on the bottom of datura seed pods?

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“Watson, kindly remove this datura strand, we have work to do.”

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King Tut Papyrus headdress.

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Dull days…in May!

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Arizona ‘Blue Ice’ Cypress

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Stay Tuned for:

“Fly Away Home”

 

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Looking like Medieval instruments of torture the hooks on these

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paddles (spineless prickly pear) have been keeping someone very busy this week.

First comes the paddle selection…

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…there is no shortage to choose from,

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then the picking,

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and removal of ‘select’ hooks.

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“The beauty of suffering.”

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Like little voodoo dolls I keep finding them all around the house, dangling where ever there is a free nail.

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They are like Cactus Man’s…

 Moving Less Disturbingly Along:

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Plants are very happy after our rain and sun.

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My post oak has finally leafed out and stopped raining its catkins everywhere.

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Inland sea oats are quick on the rise, and one of my favorite tropical-looking shrubs,

Nerium oleander

Nerium oleander, 

 

‘Hardy Red’ is putting on a, well…red show on the edge of my Hell-strip.

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‘Hardy Red’ tolerates temperature extremes better than the white and pink cultivars, it blooms sporadically through most of the year.

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Prefers sharp soil and good drainage,

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as do most things in the Patch, like this

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back-lit sotol, and these barrels:

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I contemplated picking off last year’s old blooms, then decided better of it. I will wait until I have my pliers, besides there is that stubborn piece of Bermuda grass that I always have to work on, (bottom-right) but I do not want to talk about that.

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With the discovery of the first tadpoles of the year, the netting began.

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Not so little fingers went fast to work,

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their catch and release policy even included a few baby goldfish which is a good thing considering recent events.

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Finally:

My landscape design portfolio finally outgrew the page that it once inhabited in here, so for the past few weeks I have been busy learning Thesis 2 and building a new home for it in here:

http://www.leveridgelandscapedesign.com/

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Stay Tuned for:

“Test of Courage”

 

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Feel better soon Dad!

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