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Austin Powers?

 

This Sabal Palm took a bit of a beating when the city came through our street to clear foliage away from the overhead wires.

This was the first time the city have done this since we moved to East Austin over 20 years ago. It was either a stupid hair-cut, or they were going to cut down the whole thing!

I assume the now decapitated palm will push out new center growth when it breaks dormancy, we will see.

Further down the street, this pittosporum was sliced in half by the same crew to reveal this elegant pole.

I won’t bother posting what all the crepe myrtles ended up looking like…you already know.

After the brutal pruning came the brutal Freeze.

Monday, 15th Feb, 1am – the power goes out in the Patch.

Little did we know we were going to remain without power for the next four freezing days and nights!

Our old uninsulated 1890’s house was built and positioned for maximum airflow, to keep it cool in the summer. It’s cold inside our house when temperatures dip below freezing, even with the heater on!

“Arrr and let me tellest ye Winslow, when the wind came down from the north that eve, and the following eves, rattling the shutters, the cold creeping into ye bones, all was dark, all was lost in the Patch.”

“Boredom Makes Men To Villains.”

“Spock…our life support systems are down, our technology rendered useless, we have got to get out of here…got to get…somewhere warmer…”

Going to bed had become a life and death affair.

She looks like she is smiling, in fact, that was the expression she wore as her face froze the first night of the outage, her birthday.

You could see your breath inside the house.

This old Coleman Lantern and a hot water bottle from my youth provided some light and warmth. It uplifted our spirits a couple of hours each night. Well that, and a very nice Scotch I had forgotten about in my old hipflask.

Unlike many, thankfully we did not lose water or gas to our stove. Unfortunately, our oven had an electric ignition, so that was rendered useless.

Having a bath was also not a viable option.

It snowed.

It iced.

It snowed some more.

It is ironic we couldn’t really enjoy it, because we were just too cold.

Though we did venture out everyday for a walk.

During the day it was warmer outside, than inside the house.

Snowboarding the Eastside!

We spent many hours in the car, a major source of heat and device charging. I grew up in many cold environments and old houses in Scotland, but for the record, this was the coldest and darkest escapade of my life.

It all became too much for my Desert Willow…the first casualty of many I fear.

Arizona Cypress ‘blue ice’ living up to its name.

Hours past into days, days passed into weeks…etc., etc.

“How long have we been in this house?

Five weeks?

Two days?

Help me recollect.”

By the end of the 4 days things were pretty grim hygienically, morally and food wise.

Then pop! On came the lights, and a few days after that…the thaw.

Who says we don’t have fall color in Central Texas…we do now!

I also have a lot of oozing and fizzing going on courtesy of my fleshy plants.

The Sago Palms new coloration looks amazing, even more tropical looking then when it’s green! The background variegated pittosporum has already began to defoliate as a lot of plants will do in the weeks ahead. Just what I need, more leaves to clean up.

We wont know the full damage of course until the Spring, but I can safely say things have looked a lot ‘better’ in the Patch.

“Would you like some blackened citrus or rosemary to go with your catfish sir?”

The barrels and tongues baring the scars of the icy ordeal.

As for me,

I will summarize that frigid week and my general demeanor at the end of it in one image:

Stay Tuned For:

“Post Agricultural Apocalypse”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Mountains & Meteors”

 gulf muhly grass

I found this huge Differential Grasshopper

Melanoplus differentialis

 

swaying around in a patch of Gulf Muhly.

I could hear groans and one “really dad”? emanating from the back seat as I rolled effortlessly out of my truck, camera in hand, to stalk the creature in the middle of a rather public walkway on Wimberley high street.

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We took a walk down the now serene Blanco River. 

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The habitat is still recovering from the devastating flooding of last may when the river rose 30 feet in less than three hours.

Flood Damage

We climbed over and under lots of smaller trees that had been pushed over as the river experienced rises that exceeded 20 feet in one hour.

cypress tree

Most of the old cypresses had weathered the storm with only a few cuts and bruises,

Severe-Weather

though this image from last year shows some were not so lucky.

I wonder if these were cypresses?

Chihuahuan Desert

We recently took a trip out to Marfa (west Texas) in the middle of the Chihuahuan Desert to visit friends 

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and play in the snow…yes snow!

Marfa

She wasted no time generating a chilling family.

Marfa is situated in the high desert of the Trans-Pecos between the Davis Mountains and Big Bend National Park.

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It is famous for its contemporary art scene and of course the mysterious Marfa lights which unfortunately I did not get to experience on this trip.

I hope the artist does not take offense to the title tag I placed on the image.

XFiles

“Mulder, I cannot believe is was 1999 when we made that episode about the Marfa lights.”

“Just five more miniseries to go Scully.”

 We took many walks and encountered plenty of interesting minimalist desertscapes, some

Marfa,Texas

appeared to be an extension of the street.

Marfa

Nassella trumpuissima?

Yucca faxoniana

After a close encounter with a Spanish Dagger,

Yucca faxoniana

 

Marfa

and a few more snowballs in my back,

IMG_0095 Marfa, Texas

it was time for some liquid refreshment (courtesy of El Cosmico) and then up into the Davis mountains for a spot of hiking.

 

 

 

 

 

W.Texas

Eagles soared effortlessly overhead, things on the ground were a little different.

W.Texas

The views around this area are staggering but you had better watch where you are walking, everything in this terrain is out to get you.

Davis Mountains

Sotols,

Dasylirion texanum

 

grow like weeds at this altitude,

rock-faceeven out of rock faces!

The Chihuahuan Indians made use of the plant by fermenting sotol juice into a beer-like alcoholic beverage as early as 800 years ago. The outer leaves are removed to reveal the central core, the core can be cooked, shredded, fermented and distilled.

sotol4-smPhoto by Phil Dering

These pulpy cores were also baked and pounded into chewy patties which could be dried and stored.

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The Indians also used the straight flowering stems of the plant as lances and spears with an attached stone or metal point.

We DID tell you it was going to be cold.

Davis Mountains

An occasional high pitched squeal would give away the position of these perfectly camouflaged smaller cane cholla cacti lurking in the native grasses.

Davis-Mountains

The larger ones were not so much of an issue.

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At the top of the trailhead we had a glass of vino and observed and tried to identify (with the help of our very informative local field guides) lichen and scat aka: (King Richard the 3rd’s)  see: http://www.eastsidepatch.com/2015/09/king-richard-iii/ 

King Richard III

Occasionally the scat was on the lichen making it unclear as to which field guide to use first.

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From up hear we could see Indian Lodge,

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a pueblo style lodge constructed by the CCC in the 30’s.

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In the far distance we could see the McDonald Observatory.

UT UT

A short car ride later and we were standing inside UT’s Frank N. Bash visitors center staring at a rather large iron meteorite that was found 15 miles northwest of the observatory by a seven year old.

Frank N. Bash visitors center

It is made up almost entirely of iron and nickel.

Shatner

Mountains to meteors…thanks for a great trip L & N.

tumbleweeds

Time to charge up the iPads, avoid the tumbleweeds (I had no idea how big they could get) and hit the very straight roads back to Austin just in time for my daughters birthday present.

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Tumbleweed Chandelier by Jean Landry, Marfa.

Photo by Susan Simmons

She had been excited and looking forward to seeing her YouTube idol Colleen Ballinger (Miranda Sings) perform her show for months,

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and tonight was the night – a sell out show at the Paramount.

Colleen Ballinger

She had no idea she was going to meet her!

My return home was significantly less glamorous…

leaves

Seriously?

Stay Tuned For:

“Seeds & Weeds”

 

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