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This Coreid Bug or Leaffooted bug…

Acanthocephala declivis


in fact the acanthocephala genus contains the largest insects in this family, with the declivis being the largest member…I had found a monster!  Such a intimidating character with his flared and spiny collar.  Although members of another family, the Pentatomidae, are commonly called stink bugs, this chap smells much worse, probably in part because they are bigger insects. If disturbed, these large insects will squirt a disgusting liquid out of the glands on the sides of their bodies. Brrrr.

The body is a dusty gray color and is hard to misidentify. It is frequently found under leaves during the winter months and on warm winter days you may find them sunning themselves on small blankets.

The trunk-like appendage tucked up under it’s body is called a stylet or rostrum,

I said rostrum!

when it is ready to start sucking on a plant, this is it’s modified-mouth-part weapon of choice.  Within this tube move the stylets – sharp needle-like structures with which the insect pierces the plant tissue.  The method of feeding by plant bugs as a whole is to inject saliva into the plant tissue which assists in its breakdown thereby making this tissue easier to assimilate.

“I like this declivis of Earth”


My eldest screamed “Big BUG” shortly after I had dug up a baby feather grass,  I must have disturbed him. I went back with my camera to catch him delicately wading like an H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds tripod through my succulent bed.  I was really happy to get these shots without encountering any serious “emissions”.

While I was clambering around in this bed I did happen to notice this little bit of zen…

What a great place for a grass-seed to germinate, very sculptural. It looks as though the Naboo have tied it together, perhaps as a rudimentary shelter? I am pretty sure that these blocked up caves are where the Naboo tribe take shelter in the cold winter months. I find them all over the Patch, some even have the remains of tiny fires at the cave entrance.

The frost distressed skin on this agave made it look completely bizarre, very rhino.


“Is that really what my skin looks like?’

Meee, I am afraid soooo, Mr rhinooooowwww“.

Yes, to the delight of the hobbits their friend, Drake the cat, dropped into the Patch once again to drink deeply form my algae laden feeder tank, I think it is addicted to it, my old cat used to like the the flavor too.


New blood-red growth has started on this flamboyant bauhinia corymbosa vine.  This vine is one of my favorites in the patch and once established it will breeze through both frost and drought.

The name ” Bauhinia “ was a name given this genus by Linnaeus to honor the twin brothers Johann and Gaspard Bauhin, who were 16th century Swiss scientists – Johann was a botanist and Gaspard a botanist and physician.

A storybook vine if ever there was one.

Using the name of these identical twins is fitting as Bauhina leaves are composed of two identical lobes.  Here is a picture of the vine taken last summer, it looks like thousands of green butterflies.

This sotol was showing off with a setting winter sun illuminating it, this is why we have sotols, this is what makes their flesh ripping antics worth while.  That is a swath of ghost plants next to it, with some of that irritating clover that is really hard to get to… and out.

Here are the ghosts in all of their animated glory, and yes that is the Leaffooted bug, out of focus in the foreground. It was so large it was hard not to get it in frame, no-matter where I was shooting.

Other “almost” spring-like developments this week…

Tiger Aloe,

Aloe variegata


Looking like some old fashioned British sea-side rock (candy), I had a couple of these but only this one made it, not because of the freezes, oh no, but because the other one got sat on, you can fill in the rest. Pink-red flowers in winter, you can’t beat that.

I wanted to pull out this milk thistle so bad, but I did a double take on it, got drawn into the foliage coloration and thought I would leave it for a while longer. There is a legend that the leaves were formed by milk that fell from the breast of the Virgin Mary when she was suckling the baby Jesus.  Apparently the leaves can be boiled like spinach. Has anyone tried this?
It flowers between June and August – under the purple flower, there are several stiff flower bracts, looking like a many-pointed star. Maybe I will leave it alone after all, curious I am (Yoda voice).

The first coneflower is on the rise. Horah!

And a round of applause to the copper canyon daisy on it’s return topside.

I have to show this next image as a follow-up to the creation of dirty “frosty” in my last post.  Of course he melted, but she had a re-incarnation already planned for the dirty, slush man… a reincarnation in a bowl, it is just what he would have wanted…

I cannot believe that I have made it through this entire post without mentioning my…

And to finish, the tiny cooling flowers of an Ipheion, ‘Rolf Fiedler’ (Thanks for the ID Les).  The best blue color!

Inspirational concept of the week…

geotube is a building proposal designed by the california based architecture firm, faulders studio for the
unique environment of dubai. the building features a large super structure which will, over time, grow
a skin façade on its own. the system utilizes a vertical salt deposit growth systemthat uses water from the
adjacent persian gulf. the water is sprayed onto the mesh of the superstructure using a gravity fed system,
allowing the skin to continually grow using nothing but local materials. because the persian gulf has the
world’s highest salinity for oceanic water, the sprayed water will evaporate and salt deposits begin to
form. ‘the tower’s appearance transforms from a transparent skin to a highly visible white solid plane.
the result is a specialized habitat for wildlife that thrives is this environment, and an accessible surface
for the harvesting of crystal salt.’ the water would be pumped in using a long underground tube, hence
the project’s name.

Stay Tuned for:

“Feather Hugger”


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Eeek, Eeek, Eeek, Eeek!

What manner of witchcraft is being performed here?

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She has been watching too much “Wally”.

It turns out it is “invention day” tomorrow at pre-school, which translates into “better rustle an invention up pronto.” I found this battery operated light that looked about the diameter of a chunk of Giant Timber bamboo. She wanted to make a light of some sort after all. I cut the culm into a small length then she marked out where I was to drill the holes, she totally disappeared as I drilled.

She HATES loud noises.

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I cut a small slot in the back of it to allow finger access to the on/off button, then I secured the light with some trusty old duct-tape, actually the same tape that I have used on the the Botox Lady a few times.

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The light / flashlight came out very tropical looking, casts a decent shape on the wall too.

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Temperatures have risen considerably in Central Texas this last week after our damaging freeze.  Bulbs are on the rise as is the desire to get planting, but for now I will resist.

jack20frostI have a bad feeling that Jack “irritating” Frost has not relinquished his rule quite yet, he is, in fact, trying to trick us into making that fatal too early in the year trip to the nursery…

oh, who am I kidding, where are my car keys…

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“How much further to the Natural Gardener sis?”

“I don’t care bro…I am writing in daddy’s crossword book, hehe.”

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Jack Frost always looks like he is present on my Arizona cypress ‘Blue Ice’ trees, even in the middle of summer.

Moving On…

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“The man in the moon came down too soon,
and asked his way to Norwich,
They sent him south and he burnt his mouth
By eating cold pease-porridge.”

I think this was left when the strange carnival folk packed up their colorful tents and canopies and moved mysteriously out of the patch.

DSC02128As colorful as the carnival folk, this dwarf miscanthus is incredible right now, I do not cut these back until the very last minute, until I see the new growth starting to emerge. Hard to beat this for winter color.

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The colder it gets the deeper the color of the foliage, this year has created some deep saturation.

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The extremities of this young barrel has been nipped, making for some unexpected coloration of its own.

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This was one tiny succulent that I did not expect to endure the frosts uncovered, but endure it did, in fact I rather think it liked the abuse.

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With some really nice weather hitting me as I picked up what seems like an endless amount of fallen leaves, it was down to a tee-shirt for me… in January!  I love Texas winters. Having bare arms is naturally the cue for me to end up gardening somewhere near my Sotol, it never fails.  I get so caught up cleaning and pruning, that I never think of stepping back to think that this activity really does call for some more appropriate arm protection.  Oh no, that would break the momentum, take me out of the present and that simply is never going to happen, anyway it was time for my annual arm flogging and the Sotol always delivers the goods. The lower razor-leaves were interfering with my leaf gathering activities as well as the aloe in the foreground, they had to go, and they had to go now.

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A healthy arm flogging later and it is all pruned up and myself? …

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Oh, I’m okay!

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The colors and patterns on this variegated agave ‘Americana’  looked like a satellite image of a martian landscape.


Inspirational image of the week:

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The Crazy House, Delat, Vietnam.

Antoni Gaudi would be proud!

On a final note I want to thank all of my friends on Twitter that are helping me.

Stay Tuned for:


“Jagged Little Pill-Bug”


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