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“Darkness Returns”

Yes…finally some dark skies and rain arrived in central Austin this past week.

When storms like this blow through the Patch all hell breaks loose. Post oaks groan, giant timber bamboo culms clatter together like 70ft wind chimes, banshees scream and baskervilles howl. A few minutes before a front hits I prepare a beverage and sit on my back deck with a Mexican blanket at arms-reach (it is all in the preparation) to watch the show.

As the rain starts, so does my smile…though it is not my public smile, the one reserved for normal people, oh no, this is my real smile, a smile not encumbered by the social norms, a smile so demented that I do not want to witness it.

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The harder the rain comes down the more Jack Torrance it becomes, 

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and this time I had a lot to “smile” about.

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My decomposed granite pathways turn into rivers as water runs down my side granite driveway into my back garden – which is just how I like it.

And if you catch it at just the right moment…

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The water flow reaches about 2/3rds of the way back into the garden and it will sit there until the rain subsides before draining into the planting beds. This latest rain picked up a bunch of plastic eggs left over from our Easter egg hunt.

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“Don’t let the giant catch you with that…and go clean your fingernails.”

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This water flow does not move the granite, in fact after an hour or so of draining the only remains of a gully washer are some tide-lines of organic debris that are scooped up and thrown into the adjacent planting beds.

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I unfortunately once caught my real “smile” in the above mirror one night when I was standing at the top of these steps. 

It was perfectly timed, the white flash of the lightning highlighting my face as I marveled at the downpour.

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With the water receding they quickly got to work,

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for it was the time of snails.

Drool Lori.

Moving Along:

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Cream De Mint™ Dwarf Mock Orange,

Pittosporum tobira ‘Shima’

getting slapped in the face by a holly fern, oxalis filling in the scene.

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Jerusalem sage,

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look like “Mogwai” at this time of year with their inquisitive ears flapping around in the wind.

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Loquats are ripening fast, the ones in arms reach get harvested almost immediately by little fingers.

These shiny insects are appearing all over the place right now, they seem particularly fond of citrus, clustering and clambering over themselves on the leaves.

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Largus nymphs?  Why do they huddle like this?

I moved fast when my daughter pointed out that this common house spider was right next to my hand as I moved a container.

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Unfortunately I damaged it’s web.

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I hope it will re-build as I want to keep an eye on it,

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hey, you never know.

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Stay Tuned for:

“Stop Larking Around!”

 

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Inspirational images of the week:

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‘Floating ripple vases’  by oodesign

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Shaped like ripples in water, the vases by oodesign allows users to place flowers into a
PET formed resin void. The plants change their position within the container with the slightest breeze.

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My latest front and back garden design and install, this one is in East Austin.

The claustrophobic boxwoods, confined circular beds around the pecan trees and the metal edging were first on my list for the dumpster. This property was made more complicated due to the grade differences. Everything was mounded, the driveway was low, grass areas high and I really wanted to open up the existing linear (and sunken) walkway to the street.

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Then it was the turf’s time to go dumpster-diving.

This existing cactus bed had some nice specimen plants and a large sago palm and opuntia that stabbed me repeatedly throughout the course of the installation process.

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This metal fence also served no purpose as the wooded fence behind it created enough security and enclosure, this was also removed to further open up the space to create a better flow through the property.

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The back garden had an over-sized hot tub (that was removed) and a lot bricks that had buckled as the ground shifted.

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It is a documented fact that the removal of bricks defies all conventional laws of physics. There are always 35x more bricks excavated than were originally in the ground.

Large amounts of decomposed granite was delivered,

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in this case three dump trucks full, this was #1…and that is a lot of granite.

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lots of boulders and flagstone.

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Here are some before and after images:

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Enlarged cactus and succulent bed, side metal fence removal and new meandering pathways.

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Flattening of the grade to create a less segmented appearance, organic flagstone pathway replaces linear concrete walkway to street.

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Hot tub removal, back patio and a stock tank planted up with cattails (naturally).

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Planting bed definition,

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introduction of a small water feature. The home owner already had this little fountain, it worked out perfectly in terms of scale and volume. I have been sensitive to the audible volume of things in the landscape ever since my wind-chime kerfuffle some years back:

http://www.eastsidepatch.com/2008/05/wind-chimes-and-my-post-oak-a-darwin-award-nominee/

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360 unification.

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The future home of…well something?

Back in the Patch:

Remember when I finished this brickwork,

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and the traveling folk moved in?

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If you recall I gave them an ultimatum to tidy their camp up or leave,

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imagine my surprise when I took a walk up the garden, turned a corner and…

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found that my traveling folk had turned all posh with a capital P!

We needed a new tent and it was spring break after all.

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They have practically been living in here since I pitched it.

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Even our house-elf has taken to the new temporary structure.

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Of course it is hard to avoid technology in the tent when you are still in WiFi distance from the house.

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 Moving along:

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My ponds are awaiting the drop of the catkins from this overhead post oak, my net is at the ready.

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Salvia has wasted no time with our recent warm temperatures.

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brimless+cloche1920’s high fashion holly fern unfurling.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is a great combination, if you have the space:

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Sabal major with an understory of Texas red bud – my “borrowed view”.

Finally:

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Yetis may or may not exist in the Siberian mountains but I do know they exist in the Patch.

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Stay Tuned for:

“Candy Apples”

 

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An everything but the kitchen sink time travel machine!

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