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“Waltzing Nitida”

Eww

I can only assume from this image that the Patch witches are up to their

old post-Halloween shenanigans once again?

Brrr.

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Lots of odd things have been “happening” around the Patch of late…

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tiny squirrels have been falling out of my pecan trees,

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no they really have, it was like M. Night Shyamalan’s

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 it was amazing that they even survived the fall from the top of this pecan tree, but they did.

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We put them in a box then strapped the box precariously to the tree overnight.

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Apparently this is quite a common occurrence, the mother, on smelling her offspring, will come down and carry the babies back up to the nest…at least in theory.

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Naturally this did not work for us.

On retrieving the box first thing the next morning she was devastated that one of the babies had died in the night.

We ended up taking this one to the wildlife rescue center.

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These metallic green June beetles

Cotinus nitida (Linnaeus)


(nitida = Latin for shiny, handsome)

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have been present in large numbers this year, so many in fact that my kids have been catching them in nets as they buzzed and bumbled noisily through the air.

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“Look dad, that one is giving the other one a piggy back!”

“Oh , err…it sure is, look at that!”

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My wife, as a child, used to tie thread around the legs of these beetles and “fly them” …well, at least until the encumbered limb would fall off!

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The larvae of these June beetles are considered pests when they cause damage to lawns or turf grasses…like I care.

Moving Along:

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A sure sign that Halloween is right around the corner is the ripening of the Pyracantha berries, although mildly poisonous to humans if ingested,

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these miniature pumpkins are a real treat for the birds. This mocking bird feasts on them every afternoon.

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Satsumas are ripening, (unfortunately only 4 this year)

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plumosa ferns are blooming,

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and the dragonflies are starting to get very tame, sensing that their time on this planet is drawing as short as the days.

This agave / mist flower has been their favorite perching point this year.

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Finally:

I was recently asked to redesign this really skinny back garden.

The homeowners had already had the landscape, pergola and patio installed but they were not happy with the landscape design.

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The narrow space was challenging and the banding effect of the grass, brick edging and planting bed did nothing to help alleviate the claustrophobia of the space, it all had to go…(along with a bunch of plants that had already died).

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Little did I know that these small bricks had, lurking under the ground, enough concrete under them to construct, well, something very large and made entirely of concrete…seriously?

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Out came the yaupons that had not ventured much further than the pot they came in and in went some replacement sweet olives for fragrance.

The turf was next on the list to go.

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It felt bigger already.

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Then some over-sized Oklahoma flagstone was introduced to create a natural visual extension to the existing patio.

I used the contours of the flagstone to define the planting bed – no need for another edging medium.

I even had enough room to create a new small bed on the right side (not quite finished in this picture) – room for two more salvia.

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No more watering here to make the grass grow only to then mow it back down again etc, rant, rant.

Stay Tuned for:

“One Man’s Treasure”

 

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Kumo appears very happy that we are back home, adorning his new and very apt collar motif.

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It did not take any time before he was under the bed pulling his guilty face, in trouble once again for soliciting underwear:

 

It is always interesting, after being away for some time, just how many changes can happen in a shot span of time in a garden.

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I had prepared before our trip by filling up my marginal stock tank plantings with water and mosquito dunks, cleaning pond filters, thinning out the Walskers (as you do) and checking on my magnificent, ahem, strobilus (you know where this is ultimately going to go), among other more menial administrative tasks involving the Naboo.

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Considering the prolonged high temperatures while we were away all the plants fared very well, a testament to the natives…and by this I am of course referring to the plants.

But there was this:

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Opening my back door I was shocked by this Yucca recurvifolia and wondered why on earth, during my absence, it had decided to try and crawl across my decomposed granite pathway to the adjacent planting bed?

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Was it the needle palm?

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Perhaps they had been planning this for weeks?

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Closer examination of the tragedy revealed that it’s trunk had snapped at the base?

Very odd.

I examined the cavity for any sign of ants, rot or weevils but found nothing, in fact the base and root structure appeared solid. I cut the plant at the tear and wrestled it painfully into a trash can to put out for city collection.

I was later reprimanded on pick-up for not putting it inside a lawn bag…now that would be a plastic ripping, incredibly annoying activity in 100 degree weather if ever there was one, I thought to myself whilst exhibiting facial remorse for fear of actually having to do this.

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The plant was surprisingly heavy and I know there was a day of high winds while I was gone, but was it strong enough to topple this well established plant?

Quite the mystery.

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On this collapsing note, it appears that I have waited too long to gallivant around the city during the hours of darkness waving my strobilus. This is probably a good thing considering the current nighttime temperatures, it would quickly get very uncomfortable dancing around a parking lot in a trench-coat.

I knew I should have performed the deed before going away,

be..be..before this happened.

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101603_fg8For fear of letting out more Benny Hill double entendres I will not go into more detail as to what has happened to it…shrinking, shriveling, drooping etc, it is plainly evident.

This is a real shame as only this week I discovered another fine female specimen just down the road at

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Pappadeaux.

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Now that my own strobilus is well, what it is, I promise I will not post any more of this Cycadic nonsense, well, not until next year’s escapades.

Galloping Along:

More welcome storms and rain hit Austin again this week,

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it is turning into a pretty good summer.

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So says this Japanese aralia, and this now

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enormous thryallis.

This ever-expanding datura is blasting out it’s ghostly trumpets

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to attract pollinators.

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Life is slowly returning to “normal” in the Patch.

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Leaves and dead things have been removed, patios swept and

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the waters are slowly clearing.

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She has been distributing her Scottish collection of artifacts we lugged home here and there in the garden.

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Me?

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I have been busy finishing a front duplex design.

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On a restricted budget and time frame, the desired scheme had to offer maximum visual impact with the minimal scope of work to sell the property.

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A full plan was originally submitted as a starting point for discussing what would be implemented and what was not to be, based on the constraints.

Installation

Once agreed, the first order of the day was to replace the metal fence, planting-bed creation and subsequent sod removal.

DSC01689DSC01690Troublesome side and back corridors were planted and covered in gravel to cover up the washed out bare and uneven ground and improve drainage and visual appeal.

There was little to no access to these tight areas so a lot of the aggregate had to be carried in by hand in buckets.

This process required a very meditative and zen mindset for fear of losing one’s mind over the repetition, heat and the continued gnashing of ferocious mosquitoes on flesh.

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This particularly stubborn area required obscure bodily motions reminiscent of Psy’s amusing moves.

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The front beds were graded, amended, planted and dressed with the same Tejas black gravel as the corridors for continuity.

Landscape-Design

Emphasis was placed on the front left corner being the visually prominent corner from the driveway and upon entering the property. A solitary loquat will grow fast and soften the edge of the wooden fence on the right, Mexican bush sage and a central oleander will take care of the rest.

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The large moss boulders had some nice coloration to them, picking up the new color of the house.

I went by recently to find things flowering, it will be very cheerful when the oleander and sages fill-in and join-in.

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Stay Tuned for:

“Blast from the Past”

 

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Thinking of you Monday.

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