Water Lillies

Welcome to what I hope is a leaner and meaner ESPatch website.

I have reduced the size, consolidated the sidebar and tried everything I could to speed up the load time (including waxing and greasing the inter-webs, naturally).

Tell me you no longer have time, while it is loading, to make an entire cup of tea…Annie?

Now, onto those brains:

brain pondlife

I am happy to announce that I finally have closure to the “floating brain” anomalies that have been showing up in my pond for countless years.

“Aye, since I was a whipper snapper those brain anomalies have been showing up in his pond.”

And this is it in a word:

“Viviparous”

Brains...more Brains!

A reader who was conducting research on waterlilies kept coming across this word and subsequently searched it on Google and low and behold my “floating brain” mystery was solved…thanks for solving this brain teasing puzzle Max P, and for informing me.

Here is the definition of being viviparous:

1. Producing living young instead of eggs from within the body in the manner of nearly all mammals, many reptiles, and a few fishes.
2. Germinating while still attached to the parent plant (or) producing plantlets.

tropical-water-lily

It turns out that my Madam Ganna Walska tropical water lily happens to be one on the list of the most popular viviparous tropical lilies on the market today.

tropical-water-lily

The brains start life as gelatinous looking growths in the center of a lily pads. The brain grows until the original lily pad decays and completely disintegrates, leaving only a floating ‘brain’.

Mars-Attacks

Ack, ack, ack, ack!

The brain eventually gets large enough and heavy enough to sink to the bottom of the pond where it can take root and start growing in the organic sludge…ingenious.

Talking about things that look like other things.

Here is another rather strange video from the director (ahem) that gave you the internationally (ahem) acclaimed short:  “Looks Like..1”

Moving along:

You can wipe your butt with its soft fuzzy leaves.

You can make a medicinal tea out of it to treat coughs, sore throats and bronchitis.

You can even extract oil from the plant’s flowers to relieve pain from earaches and infections, hemorrhoids, inflammations, rashes, sunburns, and bruises.

Verbascum thapsus L.

Mullein,

Verbascum thapsus L.

 

also called Wooly Mullein, Velvet-leaf, Flannel-leaf, Jacob’s Staff and Quaker Rouge, a most versatile plant indeed.

cowboy toilet paper

Pick it after a heavy dew to achieve that extra ‘fresh’  feeling…

What?!

cowboy toilet paper

The plant is often called “cowboy toilet paper,”

114116.gifbut beware, overuse of the plant externally can irritate the skin and if you harvest the plant from the roadside there is always the risk of pollutants, and you most certainly do not want any of those anywhere…

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down there.

quaker1900

Quakers were not allowed to use makeup way back when, but rubbing wooly mullein leaves on their cheeks (facial) resulted in a desirable ruby blush…hence “Quaker Rouge.”

Finally:

Blue Jay

I found this fledgling Blue Jay huddled against my back deck, its mother was up in an adjacent pecan tree beckoning to it.

young blue jay

It was not at all afraid of me as I took a couple of pictures, I took this one a few inches away from it,  just before it let out the most unearthly scream…so much volume for such a small bird.  Then it blundered to the relative safety and cover of my Hoja Santa plants.

cat-blue

Luckily for it, this current cold snap has all the local cats hunkered down in much warmer places…

Forest Gump

…Fly Mr Blue Jay…Fly.

 

Stay Tuned for:

“Pick, Pick, Picking”

 

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“Eye-Popping”

I found this humorous one-eyed little ‘thingymajig’ on one of my

Madam Ganna Walska water lilies. I have no idea what this is, and I am not sure I want to find out. Still, it did make me smile as I performed a double-take on the entity. I could not resist stumbling through the undergrowth to give it a closer prod or two with a small stick.

Half expecting a little scream the ‘Whatchamacallit’ just flexed inside it’s transparent membrane before returning to its original shape…brrr, brrr and more brrr.

It is amazing what you can find staring back at you in a garden.

With temperatures now consistently into triple digits there are not too many plants that are still in their prime.

The pride of Barbados,

Caesalpinia pulcherrima

 

has to be one of the most flamboyant that is. These blooms work great against a shady backdrop, in this case a loquat.

The foliage also carries a lot of movement with broad bipinnately compound leaves…adjusts heavily taped up black glasses.

Waxy bean-shaped pods follow the flowers, starting green like mine are right now.

These will flush red, and eventually turn a rustic crunchy brown in the fall before splitting open.

“Ach ESP, ye ken I dunnae like those words mun.”

Oleanders also enjoy a good triple-digit roasting and no additional water.

This one near my hell-strip responds to the heat with these tropical colored blooms. Not being someone who plants a lot of flowers, I rely on specimens like this to punctuate color into a predominately foliage-driven scene, and oleander is one of my favorites – tough as nails, deer resistant with colors and hues that pack a punch.

Don’t let your pets or neighbors nibble on them or use them as barbecue skewers though, they do present cardiac glycosides. Of course Kumo seems to prefer man-made objects.

Now standing at 10ft, this King Tut papyrus also does well in the heat of the summer so long as the stock tank has a good soaking once a week.

Thyralis also does well in the heat and the shade though it also requires additional moisture to stop it looking sad and sagging.

The belting sun has pushed this barrel cactus to produce a lot more blooms,

although to date I have not witnessed any flowers.

Having a long and jaded relationship with this particular barrel I was reluctant to get too close with the camera.

http://www.eastsidepatch.com/2010/09/painful-extractions/

This next one has me puzzled…

I took this photo of these pyracantha berries a few weeks back,

and here is the same shrub today?

I thought the berries went from yellow to orange to red?

Moving along…

This is “Nature’s Treasures”

http://ntrocks.com/

it is where she spends ALL of her allowance. She would spend the entire day in here given half a chance.

They sell lots and lots of interesting rocks,

and many different crystalline entities,

fossils and minerals.

We came away with a great selection of new stones for the tumbler.

Hot work this rock picking!

And it really was, our rock bin was situated out the back of the premises,

outside in the blazing heat.

By the time the last rock was placed in the basket and weighed we were all feeling like Mars’ Rovers.

The trip also inspired some impromptu rock painting on these leftover chunks of Silvermist flagstone that I found lurking under the mud in the back of my truck…yes I finally cleared it out.

Finally:

I will finish with some before and after shots of a poolside patio I have recently designed and installed for a client.

 

The scheme focused on two areas near the owners house which were struggling in both form and function. The left side was very cluttered due to many conflicting mediums, an over-sized prefab pond and unconsolidated planting scheme. The right side was populated by my old friend Asiatic jasmine, some struggling lawn and a shed too close to the house.

My primary goal was to open up the area, allowing it to visually and functionally “breathe”. This basically required a fresh start…everything, pretty much, had to go.

The existing furniture and utility storage bin were a work around.

Here is the design that I worked up:

The Silvermist flagstone and Tejas black back-fill gravel references the blue-grey color of the pool tiles and the new proposed house trim color. With the pond gone and a smaller invisible fountain replacing it there is a lot more functional space. A sparse and loose planting scheme softens up the edges and Mexican beach pebbles blend at the base of the fountain.

Here is the install almost completed. On the right side I introduced a stock tank (planted with cattails) to break up the expanse of that side of the house. The cattails should be just about the perfect height to sway around in front of the window. The shed was moved and replaced with a couple of fast growing cypress trees for natural privacy.

Inspirational concept of the week,

Rain Vase by to22 Studio:

“When was the last time you felt a part of a rain shower? Did you look into the sky with delight as each droplet fell? What if you could not only experience a downpour, but could bring some of it inside to remember, or even share. We want to invite you outside on a rainy day; enable you to have fun. The vase is all about preserving and then sharing that feeling.”

 

 

Stay Tuned for:

“Arch Nemesis”

 

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