Weeds

“Takes Two to Tango”

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I went on my rounds the other day in the front of the Patch. Pulling on the the occasional 6ft strands of Bermuda grass that insist on growing through my rosemary urgh and admiring just how fast oleander grows and how prolifically it blooms when something caught my attention curbside.

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Below my opuntia tree,

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which is covered in buds and a few blooms. I noticed something bright, something orange.

I moved in closer.

Ignoring the weeds and the seeding Mexican oregano (I do very little maintenance in my front garden), there it was, shining brightly in the heart of my King sago palm.

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How could I have missed this golden egg?

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There were numerous other artifacts lying around the pollen coated base, I assume tribal offerings from the little folk who must now be worshiping the new Megalithic Structure on this plant that dates back at least 200 million years.

Sagos are cycads rather than actual palms as the name suggests, and they are dioecious, which means there are male plants and female plants and, like humans, to reproduce it takes both sexes.

Male sago palm flowers like this one produce a long (occasionally multiple), golden pollen cone-like structure called a strobilus. Most Sagos must be at least 15-20 years old before they are mature enough to bloom and reproduce.

Here is the female plant seedpod, about the size of a basketball,

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Photo credit: brewbooks

and here it is opening up, revealing the internal seeds:

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In their native habitat of southern Japan Cycads are pollinated by wind or insects, but to ensure pollination here in Central Texas you can dust some of the male pollen into the seed basket.

This can be done by crudely cutting off the male appendage and shaking it over the female

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to disperse the pollen…aw come on!

A single male strobilus has plenty of pollen and can be used on several females at a time, or on one several days in a row.

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Enough Austin!

Researching this post I did come across some hilarious documentation that stated some home owners have been so ’embarrassed’ with their neighborhood-shocking male strobili that they actually threw towels over them to hide them.

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Imagine that scene?

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I also found out that sago palm seeds contain two carcinogens, macrozamin and cycasin, which can apparently be absorbed through the skin – so use impermeable gloves when working with these seeds.

Now…to find a female plant!

Does anyone in Austin know of one / seen one / have one and are willing to get these plants together?

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Finally:

More welcome spring rains are hitting us…at about an inch an hour!

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When this happens,

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this happens to my Buddha’s belly bamboo…

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she’s a 40ft leaner.

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 This Alphonse Karr bamboo also lowers its much smaller culms when saturated.

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Fragrant mist flowers are out of control with the surprise moisture, as is this evergreen wisteria that threatens to consume anyone who lingers too long on my garden bench.

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Spent poppy heads have buckled in the rain, dispensing their royal seeds through their crowns and into the damp granite.

And we all know the next devious scene…

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They know what to do when it rains…

f10051ceb15f2f55a88abe22693e212eStay Tuned for:

“Megasporophylls!”

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“Pick, Pick, Picking”

Pennisetum setaceum

There is nothing nicer to come home to than a roaring pennisetum fire.

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‘Fireworks’ (Variegated Purple Fountain Grass)

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The mid-vein is the typical burgundy color, it is flanked by red-pink margins. New growth on the grass is much brighter than regular burgundy fountain grass, as the plant matures the foliage turns darker until both plants look very similar.

This one is now in its 3rd year.

Santolina

Being in Texas I cool mine down with some santolina ice.

Embers.

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Here are the standard purple fountain grasses (Pennisetum setaceum ‘Rubrum’) with darker coloration.

I said Rubrum!

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All these grasses are supposed to be annuals, but they usually return here in Texas. The dark foliage makes a great backdrop to brighter plants and foliage.

Talking of fireworks, these Jewels of Opar, ‘Kingwood Gold’

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are putting on a fine display in my small circular bed.

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Small pink flowers quickly turn into thousands of ruby spheres.

foliage A great plant to brighten up a shady spot, but beware,

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it seeds readily in every nook and cranny. I have not had a problem controlling the plant though, I just pop out any plants that I do not want.

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Behind the jewels there is all manner of horticultural pandemonium going on, larkspur, hoja santa, wild sunflowers with

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ridiculous tiny heads, I have had larger 4 nerve daisies than this!

I really wanted to pull these before they developed a large root system but they were covered in ladybugs and a host of other insects. A gold finch stops by regularly to hop around on its lower branches to feast.

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Everyday I see her pick, pick picking on them.

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Moving Along:

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This Duranta erecta ‘Sapphire Spears’ never seems to stop blooming. The plant did not die back last winter so it is already around 8ft tall, the plant can double this height under the right conditions.

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Finally:

What is that smell?

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“It wasn’t me!”

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Kumo?

Imagine a large bucket full of rotten eggs and “trapped wind” (UK), cover the bucket with Saran wrap and allow to fester in the sun for a few weeks. Take off the Saran wrap, toss in a few more ‘unmentionables’ then open bucket in a semi-enclosed environment, say a back deck. This would approximate the stench of a freshly opened bottle of Microbe-Lift.

It even makes the shipping packaging reek!

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Usually really excited when we get any box in the mail my son got a rather ‘rude awakening’ with this particular parcel which, once past the cellophane exterior, was enough to send anyone’s gag reflex into overdrive.

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Oh yes it is bad, I mean really bad, but with small bunches of oregano stuffed in each nostril (I will spare you this photo…watch out for the stalks), a few glugs of this organic stuff is extremely effective for removing algae and improving pond water quality,

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and do I need it.

A combination of rising water temperatures and an over-abundance of tadpoles from the gulf coast toads always produces this murky soup around this time of year and if it is not addressed, fish will start a-floating.

Now that the

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has been solved, it is time to move on to those peculiar hanging ropes on the bottom of datura seed pods?

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“Watson, kindly remove this datura strand, we have work to do.”

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King Tut Papyrus headdress.

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Dull days…in May!

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Arizona ‘Blue Ice’ Cypress

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Stay Tuned for:

“Fly Away Home”

 

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