Witches

“Darkness Returns”

Yes…finally some dark skies and rain arrived in central Austin this past week.

When storms like this blow through the Patch all hell breaks loose. Post oaks groan, giant timber bamboo culms clatter together like 70ft wind chimes, banshees scream and baskervilles howl. A few minutes before a front hits I prepare a beverage and sit on my back deck with a Mexican blanket at arms-reach (it is all in the preparation) to watch the show.

As the rain starts, so does my smile…though it is not my public smile, the one reserved for normal people, oh no, this is my real smile, a smile not encumbered by the social norms, a smile so demented that I do not want to witness it.

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The harder the rain comes down the more Jack Torrance it becomes, 

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and this time I had a lot to “smile” about.

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My decomposed granite pathways turn into rivers as water runs down my side granite driveway into my back garden – which is just how I like it.

And if you catch it at just the right moment…

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The water flow reaches about 2/3rds of the way back into the garden and it will sit there until the rain subsides before draining into the planting beds. This latest rain picked up a bunch of plastic eggs left over from our Easter egg hunt.

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“Don’t let the giant catch you with that…and go clean your fingernails.”

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This water flow does not move the granite, in fact after an hour or so of draining the only remains of a gully washer are some tide-lines of organic debris that are scooped up and thrown into the adjacent planting beds.

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I unfortunately once caught my real “smile” in the above mirror one night when I was standing at the top of these steps. 

It was perfectly timed, the white flash of the lightning highlighting my face as I marveled at the downpour.

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With the water receding they quickly got to work,

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for it was the time of snails.

Drool Lori.

Moving Along:

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Cream De Mint™ Dwarf Mock Orange,

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getting slapped in the face by a holly fern, oxalis filling in the scene.

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Jerusalem sage,

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look like “Mogwai” at this time of year with their inquisitive ears flapping around in the wind.

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Loquats are ripening fast, the ones in arms reach get harvested almost immediately by little fingers.

These shiny insects are appearing all over the place right now, they seem particularly fond of citrus, clustering and clambering over themselves on the leaves.

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Largus nymphs?  Why do they huddle like this?

I moved fast when my daughter pointed out that this common house spider was right next to my hand as I moved a container.

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Unfortunately I damaged it’s web.

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I hope it will re-build as I want to keep an eye on it,

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hey, you never know.

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Stay Tuned for:

“Stop Larking Around!”

 

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Inspirational images of the week:

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‘Floating ripple vases’  by oodesign

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Shaped like ripples in water, the vases by oodesign allows users to place flowers into a
PET formed resin void. The plants change their position within the container with the slightest breeze.

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I am repeating myself.

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There is an awful lot going on in and outside of here…

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an awful lot indeed.

I put on my backpack, grabbed some

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and embarked on another expedition, this time into my circular planting bed.

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Hacking a path with my machete, the foliage at ground level was dense and foreboding, not much sunlight made it through the dense larkspur upper canopy.

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There were occasional breaks in the foliage where water had, over thousands of years, eroded deep gorges and holes into the ancient rocks.

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I observed Sedum reflexum growing as large as pine trees on some of the rock faces and massive tarp-like hoja santa leaves that offered protection from the sun.

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This particular rock face had vertical drop-offs and treacherous pathways.

I passed what I assumed to be some of this regions indigenous tribes-folk, strangely they did not say a word.

At the summit of this mountain I was surprised to find

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these exotic tiny frogs, basking in the filtered sunlight. I observed them for some time until the silence was broken by a loud whooshing sound over the other side of the rock face.

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Jings, crivens help ma boab!

What was this place that time had forgot? (Overly dramatic score)

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In the next valley there were

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towering toadstools and

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groves of these “Jewels of Opar”,

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though their “jewels” had a lot of growing to do…ahem.

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High up in the distance I could make out the silhouettes of more monsters,

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monsters that had…RETRACTED PROBOSCIS!

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And you all know how I feel about those.

Of course there are other monsters that roam down the decomposed granite pathways in the Patch.

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This one has a green thumb.

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Yes it was time for me to exit this small patch of land that time had forgot before things got any more ridiculous.

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Back to my normal size:

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These star gazer lilies sit there most of the year doing absolutely nothing. They burn at the edges in the middle of summer, require some trimming, but once a year, for a very short time they do this:

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Which makes it worthwhile…I think.

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The bluebonnets have also done amazing well despite the worsening drought situation in central Texas.

I even have one white one…just the one.

White bluebonnets are the result of a mutation in one of the genes responsible for producing the blue pigment of the flower, they are quite a rare phenomena, pink bluebonnets being the rarest.

Finally:

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Now the neighborhood kids are getting in on the climbing the hobbit gate act.

The “Oh, I don’t think so” image of the week:

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Stay Tuned for:

“Darkness Returns”

 

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All material © 2013 for eastsidepatch. Unauthorized
intergalactic reproduction strictly prohibited, and
punishable by late (and extremely unpleasant)
14th century planet Earth techniques.

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