Yucca

“The Perfect Specimen“

Our second Bollywood installment is from from Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-leela.

It is getting hot out there!

nitrogen ice cream

When temperatures approach the triple digits it is time for some liquid nitrogen ice cream.

Followed by the obligatory sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.

Dwayne Godwin, Ph.D., explains how it works:

“One thing the brain doesn’t like is for things to change, and brain freeze is a mechanism to prevent you from doing that,” The brain can’t actually feel pain despite its billions of neurons, but the pain associated with brain freeze is sensed by receptors in the outer covering of the brain called the meninges, where the two arteries meet. When the cold hits, it causes a dilation and contraction of these arteries and that’s the sensation that the brain is interpreting as pain.”

I digress.

No matter how high our temperatures rise, or for how long, I never have to water these three.

Desert Willow, Opuntia and Pride of Barbados.

This stock tank used to hold water and giant King-Tut papyrus but, like my fish tank it recently developed a hole somewhere underground.

End of a work day in summer.

The Tut, now lacking water from the Nile subsequently popped his clogs er-sandals, and the canna, no longer contending with his tyrannical roots, prospered and thrived.

They occasionally parade these red flags as a symbol of their victory.

Big changes are abound for this part of the Patch:

This whole back corner of the house and deck is about to be torn down and rebuilt (with us all living in it). We are enclosing the back deck and juggling the space inside to gain another bedroom and bathroom.

“No WiFi?…Having fun yet kids?”

I will be sure to track our slow family descent into insanity in future posts.

In the meantime here is a skinny side yard I recently finished for a client.

Rectangular in shape, the area had a significant slope and was a nightmare logistically in terms of getting materials in.

Looking up to the top of the slope.

Here is the area prepped and ready for action:

Hey I did leave one plant on the main dance floor!

Before & after.

A future seating area. I grouped a couple of weathered ceramics into the corner to reflect the top wall.

The aggregate also picks up on the coloration of the distressed bricks and urns.

Looking down the slope at the bones of a future side garden.

Lots of rocks and gravel to slow water down the slope.

A couple of loquats to fill in the two bottom corners. They will like the additional moisture.

Top shelf thryallis, trunking yucca, mist flowers and Mexican honeysuckles are dotted around to fill in the scene with foliage over time.

Staying with Yucca rostrata a moment, this one recently caught my eye:

Almost the ‘perfect specimen’ if you like the long haired look – which I surprisingly do.

I say surprisingly as I prune up sotols, softleaf yuccas, sago palms, basically everything, as fast as you can say “Is that frond over there touching the fiskaring ground?”

image copied from: http://www.achat-vente-palmiers.com

 

Trimmed up they almost have a somewhat surprised quality and look to them, something that for some reason bothers me…sort of.

Does it?

What do you prefer?

Au naturel or trimmed ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I will find out soon enough as I have 6 of them now planted out front!

Call that 5 and 1/2…(there is a runt in the rostrata).

I will leave you with one of my sausage torturing sessions with Kumo.

I like to think of it as therapy.

 

Stay Tuned For:

“Cosmic Cacti

 

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Its spooky how fast time flies.

It does not seem like 4 months since my last blog post…how did that happen?!

Spock analysis?

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“I believe it to be combination of work commitments, summer vacationing and the fact that we have been stuck in a temporal causality loop since last April ESP.”

“That would explain the sense of déjà vu I keep having whilst visiting and photographing the gulf coast…great work Spock”

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Another quick camping trip down to the Texas gulf coast, or was it the same one?

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A hobbit lost in the Shire.

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The dunes and grasses made a great backdrop as the sun burnt down behind them.

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My fire was created by a particularly large bag of charcoal… 

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…Texas sized…just light the corners!

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We were treated to some great sunsets and zero sandstorms this trip – thank goodness.

http://www.eastsidepatch.com/2015/07/carry-on-camping/

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Pretty much our usual set up minus the life-threatening tarp and aluminum spears.

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Further down the beach there was this driftwood beach shack – pretty sure it was inhabited.

If you are into small and alternative living spaces and gardens, be sure to check out some of the documentaries on Kirsten Dirksen’s channel, very entertaining.

https://www.youtube.com/user/kirstendirksen

Here is an interesting 2 hour intro-documentary film she made featuring individuals with alternative concepts of inhabiting, cultivating and harnessing nature…from Marfa to Austin to LA:

https://youtu.be/l3R4XNandug

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Even though there was just a slight breeze the sandwiches somehow managed to incorporate a rather disturbing amount of sand.

Sinistrofulgur perversum

She really wanted to take home some of these colorful lightning whelks,

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but they were all inhabited with hermit crabs who are apparently very partial to these particular shells, who wouldn’t be?

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Did you know they are the state shell of Texas?

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“We have been stuck in a temporal causality loop since last April ESP”

“Okay Spock, I get it!”

Back in Austin:

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I have recently been installing a design in the Shoal Creek area and decided to take a quick detour to check in on a corner lot planting I executed a couple of years ago.

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The plantings were doing well…pity about the introduction of the bright red curb!

Come on ponyfoot…giddy on up and cover that red ‘thang’!

I Digress.

Back to my latest design and installation in Shoal Creek:

It started with another substantial corner lot with a ton of potential.

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The front entrance was screaming out for better structure…the skinny concrete path was first on my ‘that needs to go’ list.

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There where a lot of conflicting mediums and contours towards the front door and around the house that obviously needed consolidation to afford a nicer experience moving in/out of the property and around to a future side courtyard.

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The biggest challenge of this scheme was this bare side yard (below) which was to be a courtyard.

The client wanted a sense of enclosure in the space without being totally and visually closed off from the street/foot traffic and neighbors.

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A sloping grade (in two directions) added to the design challenge and complexity of the area…

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a cunning plan was required.

Design and Visualization:

The before pictures are in the bottom right.

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My goal in these visuals was to communicate a more naturalistic and widened entryway to the sidewalk…more in scale with the expansive dimensions of the area.

Vertical height (left and right) was to be achieved with three blue ice cypress trees and trunking yucca in the same color palette.

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Contrasting grasses and architectural whales tongue agave are peppered and repeated throughout the scheme.

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For the side courtyard the introduction of three large steel panels with plasma cut ‘windows’ and integrated planter boxes enclose the space without totally privatizing it. A new house trim color was introduced to reflect the steel work and add some visual punch.

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Crude card mock-ups were constructed to determine the size of panels and cut-out dimensions.

The Normandy Phase:

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Contouring and tear-out.

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Prepping the area.

The existing sprinkler system had to be tweaked and electricity routed for pathway lighting.

Installation:

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Flagstone positioned and

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side courtyard is framed up.

Final Design:

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Steel panels as viewed from the street. Two sentry Texas red oaks will present future shade at both ends.

You can see the significant drop in grade.

Dwarf miscanthus grasses will fill in the area in front, echoing the rust color of the panels in the fall and winter months.

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The two planter boxes house baby, heat-tolerant opuntia (spineless prickly pear cactus).

 

Two stained cedar benches and a picnic table reflect the new cedar landing platform:

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The stained cedar platform covers the existing concrete steps (they are still under there) and offers a larger landing platform on which to enter the side door.

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The opuntia will quickly add architectural height and visually soften the sides of the steel panels.

They are also easy to ‘train’ by snapping off paddles where they are not needed or to keep the plant pruned to a desired height.

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Steel already starting to Patina.

A small corner planting bed and a stock tank (naturally) offer some convenient herbs from the side door.

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The steel work and burnt pine was fabricated and installed by the talented Andrew Miller (aminc13@gmail.com)

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Silvermist flagstone/edging and Tejas black gravel all work together to echo the grey of the house and rust of the steel work.

The entryway from the sidewalk was dramatically widened to eat into the real estate of the turf and be more inviting.

Perimeter planting will blend the edges as it matures.

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Some great colors on this flagstone.

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Large swooping arcs and widened pathways replace previous right angles:

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“Stop it!”

 

Stay Tuned For:

“The Funeral Pyre

 

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