Ahhh, I can sense that the Summer is finally giving up its sweaty grip, we actually
switched off our air-conditioning the other night, the sheer anarchy!



This cooling image of water beading on the underside of some shell ginger,
reminded me to hang up my turbans in the shed for next summers sweat fest.
Staying with shell ginger…has anyone seen the size of the ginger outside
of bookpeople, on Lamar? Wow!



It was so hot this past summer, even the blue jays
have been pulling out their feathers, in an attempt
to keep cool.



The heat also attracted some of the more exotic species of chameleons into the back yard, I believe this variety is referred to as the  “Blue Beaded Long Tongue.”


Looking up into the giant timber bamboo. This particular bamboo has grown a tremendous amount this year, it has hoisted up five new culms this summer. My oldest giant timber at the back of the property has not grown a single culm! Very odd.



When young, the culms are covered in this white powdery
substance – I believe it may be silica?



“Aha! so that is vere my snap-on spare collar vent to”!
The sheath surrounds the culm, then gradually unfurls and drops off, as the culm matures.


Here is the same bamboo bed with a mass planting of Hoja Santa.

And now for something completely different...

This was to be the morning, the morning I was to reach for my
lumberjack shirt in my closet, the morning I was to ready my axe,
the morning I was to cut down the Agave beanstalk!
I have been striding over it, Limbo dancing under it, and
practicing balance beam on it for way too long.
Today is a day for felling!


TIMBER!!!


I was surprised how easy it was to cut down and also how light the whole thing was. Even though I am not very tall (about 2 1/2 feet) I had absolutely no trouble cutting, or carrying the trunk. For some reason I had thought that the trunk was still feeding the attached pups, but, looking at the trunk interior I think this stopped quite some time ago. I have needlessly be hurdling up my back yard for nothing! I guess the exercise can’t hurt.


Here is the severed pole…mmm…now what to do with it? Tossing the Caber anyone?



I decided to store it next to it’s offspring, which are all doing well, – a fitting end!
So if any Austin bloggers want to pick some agave plants fresh from the stalk, swing by and help yourself to one ot two, ten or twenty!
Perhaps the stalk will last until the Oct 19th get together, if it does, it will be manditory for you all to take at least
ten each! (Thanks Pam for “including” me in this event).
Oh and Vicki, dysfunctionality is a given at the east-side-patch **smiles**



Now to extract that agave carcass,  where is my half shovel?
“Say AAAAHHHH”

The wizened base of the dead agave looks like the underside of a giant mushroom.



With a considerable amount of shoving and hacking, the giant octopus was finally landed on deck.



Sir David Attenborough:
“Here we are in the middle of the Nabooboo forest where we can observe a tribal member of the Na,Na,Nabooboo tribe wearing an agave carcass as a ceremonial headdress”. It is widely believed that these headdresses were adorned to signify a “bad hair day” to the rest of the tribe.”



Ground zero of the agave site, the extraction turned out to be quite destructive, it looks like a shock wave has hit the nearby terrain of succulents.



I caught this swallowtail laying eggs on one of my small citrus trees. They are always so easily spooked, it is hard to get a good detailed photograph of them. I stood quietly at this citrus for 10 minutes, looking certifiably mad, and these were the best I could do.



A good reason to grow a few citrus trees though.



“Get a grip Spock, you are chief science officer,
I have told you before, this is a swallowtail
butterfly from Earth, not “Q” in one of his disguises”.

“Captain you always help me to quell these illogical
human emotions.”



Amaranth going bezerk, this one is particularly huge, it is now working on growing the long purple seed pods. A great fall show.
Amaranth is an abbreviated term for the members of genus amaranthus (family Amaranthaceae). Amaranth (Amaranthus) has a colorful history, the Aztecs made a mixture into idols that were eaten in their sacrifices and religious rituals. Because of this the Spanish conquistadors abolished amaranth to eliminate the sacrifices. So the plant was lost for hundreds of years. Only to a few out of way places used it and thus saved it for us.


Amaranth? Amaranth? Yes, we must ban the plant with the
silly seed heads!


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This succulent bed’s weird inhabitants always capture my attention with their oceanic forms.



Mexican fire bush. I only recently planted this,  it has grown really fast!


Stay tuned for:

“So many weeds, so little time”


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“y see y got to pick a pocket or two me boy, or its the orphanage with
you. You see, you av to pay yer way in ere, just like me other scally-wags.
We be a family see?” …
“Now stop asking for anymore gruel, and get your pegs to that east-side-patch and steal those jewels for me…Now! you hear me?
The Dodger will show you the way”


My “treasure”…and this is really the tip of the glass shard bounty, if I really wanted, I could have doubled this amount of “loot” – unbelievable. I did find a rather attractive marble though, probably originating from the same period as Oliver Twist.



“Look he has found me marble,
of all the places for it to
turn up.”

And what about that rusty shoe artifact.



“look, over there, back central, do you see it?
Is that my long lost prosthetic foot Gigolo Joe?



“I believe it is, he also has dug up my old
recharge station”.



“Now, if he will only find the rest of me.”



So here is the area all my bullion came from, pretty much all dug down apart from under the beanstalk, yes, I still have not felled it yet. I took the grade down by about a foot and a half with my half shovel, which should give me plenty of room to work with, considering the height of the boulders. My plan is to loosen the “lunar floor” before I go in and start rebuilding the soil. I am thinking a good layer of gravel followed by a concoction of decomposed granite and thunderdirt, with the very top layer mounded to receive the lavender mass planting. Right now I am leaning toward the “Provence” cultivar, but suggestions welcome for soil amendment and plant variety. The dumping ground for all the dead soil I removed is not too attractive right now, but I will deal with that later!



I now have a new mountain to plant on, perhaps an Alpine forest?
“What a simply marvelous idea, but children, I really do worry about the soil quality”!

“The hills they are dead, with a mound of dirt-ick.
With glass I have dug, it is up to my ears”…etc. etc.


Staying with the Alpine forests for one moment…

This group of conifers I planted 15 years ago! I created a really acidic soil and they took off! these are now 10 inches tall!



Ok, okay, but my Asparagus ferns do perform
a great live show on stage.



“Now look here, I have got my eye on you!”
Keep clicking on the right image to zoom in, the wings are amazing. The eye on this dragon actually moved just as I was about to take its picture, looked straight into the lens.



Same dragon, this time on the end of an agave spike, gazing ball in the background.



All this gulf toad needs is a violin in his “hands” for a Beatrix Potter moment.



I am happy to report that my pond is once again thriving after my recent scare. The fish are back to full health with no more casualties. I have a new respect for how delicate the balance is, in this environment.

Other strange anomalies right now:


Perhaps the doomsday theorists have something after all? “Err dad, w,w,w,when did you say that new partical accelerator was going to be switched on?”

The big circle marks the location of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at the European particle physics laboratory in CERN. The tunnel where the particles are accelerated is located 320 ft underground and is 16.7 mi in circumference. The LHC went online last Wednesday.



After years of construction, $8 Billion, dozens of set backs and an effort that has included some of the smartest minds in particle physics from across the globe, the rather large “START” button has been pressed.



The ultimate goal of the LHC is much bigger than just observing new particles, namely finding a single formula to unify the four known forces of matter (the strong and weak nuclear forces as well as electromagnetism and gravitation via something called the Grand Unifying Theory, or GUT), but you already knew that.

The GUT would ultimately allow physicsts to relate all four fundamental forces of nature. This knowledge will provide mankind with the real potential of harnessing otherwise unattainable sources of clean, renewable energy, as well as the manufacturing of materials which are light, strong and custom tweaked into a variety of uses for applications across the spectrum, making even more advances possible for mankind.  It is literally the Holy Grail of science endeavors.

The project is not without controversy, however, including some who say that the LHC is a Doomsday device that might destroy the planet by creating Earth consuming mini-black holes or generate strangelets and other strange time related oddities.



What?

The metallic colors on this deceased Scarab beetle were staggering, it looks like it has been spray painted by the “Trick my Truck” team.



Holey rocks in the succulent bed.


My Pampas grasses have bloomed this week, perhaps I will forgive them for breaking my shovel.



I almost missed this Pink Canna bloom, hiding behind it’s tropical leaves and some wispy Papyrus. It really had an “organ” feel to it, in part to it’s coloration, but also because it was nestled between large “lung” like leaves – something straight out of a medical journal.



“Its the yellow bells Esperanza, Its the yellow Bells!”


Like a tropical scene from a lost world, the decaying agave landscape is inspiring.


Middle bed scraping through the long summer.

The trunk of this giant elephant ear reminds me of a Tikki mask. here is a picture looking down into one of its emerging leaves…a giant green cave…Ahhhhh!

On that refreshing note..


Stay Tuned for:

“No More Iced Turbans for me?”

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